Disclaimer:I don't own Pokemon.
"Whew, we made it," said Ash. After they had helped a trainer reconcile with his Swampert on an abandoned boat they had made they're way to Mauville when it started raining heavily.
"Thanks for the ride, Lapras, return," said Ash who quickly returned the water Pokemon back to her Pokeball. "C'mon, we gotta find some shelter or a Pokemon Center!"
After some crazy searching later...
"GAH! Dry land!" yelled Pikachu who shook himself dry to get rid of the water.
"Achoo!" sneezed Ash. "Ugh, I think I'm gonna catch a cold."
"Hey wait, I just remembered something," said Pikachu suddenly giving Mewtwo a look. "Didn't you once actually make a storm that could destroy the world?"
"Yes," said Mewtwo uncomfortably from remembering that dark part of his past. "Your point?"
"Why didn't you make it so it would be sunny or something?"
"......................To be perfectly honest, I forgot."
Next day...
"I feel like Snorlax sat on my head," groaned Ash who had indeed caught a cold.
"Oh boy, please tell me your Recover move can fix diseases," pleaded Pikachu.
Mewtwo shook his head and said,"It only heals wounds, not illness."
"Don't worry, I'll be completely fine in 3 to 4 days," said Ash. "Anyways, I gotta go give Capt. Stern his parts now and..."
"Uh-uh, you can't go walking around in this condition!" said Pikachu.
"Fine, I got another idea."
"Why am I doing this?" asked Charizard.
"Because your the only one among us right now who can comfortably support Ash on your back," said Pikachu. "Besides, you did it for a while after Ash got stabbed by Scyther, remember?"
"Yeah, I know," said Charizard.
"There it is!" said Ash pointing towards a building. They entered and found out that Capt Stern was in a nearby museum. Annoyed, Charizard prepared to start flying to the location when a voice said,"Hey Ash, is that you?"
They turned and saw Brendan walking over to them, with his Marshtomp now a Swampert. "I thought I saw you, how's it been?"
"Oh, hey Brendan, it's been pretty good...ACHOO!"
Brendan winced and said,"You were out in the rain or something, huh?"
"Yeah, anyways, I've got to deliver some parts to Capt Stern over at the museum and then I can go get some rest," said Ash.
"Want me to show you where it is?"
"Sure."
"Okay then, hold onto your Charizard and follow me, Flygon, I choose you!" said Brendan releasing an also evolved Flygon and took on it's back.
In no time at all they found and entered the musuem and finally found Capt Stern. "Ah, those must be the parts I ordered from Mr. Stone of Devon," said the Captain. "Thank you! Now can prepare for the expedition now."
Suddenly two men in Team Aqua came up the stairs and shouted,"Freeze! We've got invisible guns and we're not afraid to use them!"
"What! Who are you people?!" Capt. Stern demanded.
"We're Team Aqua, now hand those parts over or we'll pump you full of invisible lead!"
Capt Stern did the manly thing and balked and ran behind Ash and Brendan. "You two are trainers right? You've got to help me!"
"Fine, Mewtwo get ready to battle!" Ash yelled and then sneezed.
"Gardevoir, let's go!" said Brendan.
He released a shiny female looking Pokemon that appeared by Mewtwo's side. He took one look at her his eyes widened. For some reason, his heartbeat seemed to rise and he forced himself to look away.
"Heh, fool, my Carvanaha can take both of those Pokemon down, go!" said the first grunt. "Zubat, go!" said the second one.
Mewtwo quickly reacted without a order and shot two Shadow Balls at them, knocking them out with serious boo boos.
"Ahh! We got beat by kids!" the first yelled in horror. "Now what? If we don't get those parts, we're in for it!" said the second one.
"I suggest you two leave, before you end up in the same position as your Pokemon," warned Mewtwo, a Shadow Ball forming in his right hand.
The two recalled their Pokemon and ran away like chicken's with their heads cut off.
"Whew, that was close, thank you for your help," said Capt Stern.
"No problem," said Ash.
They exited the museum and Brendan said,"So where you heading to now, Ash?"
"Well, I think I'll go to Mauville City for my next badge if this cold doesn't stop me..."
"Cool, I'm heading back over to Lavaridge Town to see the Charizard tournament in a couple of weeks."
Ash blinked and got excited. "Charizard tournament?"
"You mean you don't know? Considering you do have a Charizard of your own... Anyways it's a special event held only every five years. "It's when Charizard trainers from all over come to compete against each and the winner of the whole thing gets a Master Ball!" said Brendan.
"Wow, that sounds incredible!" said Ash. Suddenly Charizard's Pokeball opened on it's own to let out the dragon like Pokemon. "A tournament exclusively for my kind only?! Hell yeah! I'm ready for it!"
"Well if we're both going there, how about we travel together for a while then?" offered Brendan.
Ash smiled and nodded. "Sure, I used to travel around with two friends of mine, Brock and Misty. Though that was until they had to go back to they're Gyms."
They departed for Route 110 soon, which Ash on Charizard's back who was more than happy to comply with his good mood. They stopped for camp and so Ash could recover fully from his cold which seemed to be doing better. As they did so, Brendan let out the rest of his Pokemon, Swampert, Flygon, Vigoroth Gardevoir, Grovyle, and suprisingly the Blaziken that had been fighting with Charizard randomly the past couple of weeks.
Charizard sparred in a friendly match with Blaziken, Treecko hung out with his evolved form, Lapras swam in a nearby river with Swampert, but Mewtwo was transfixed on Gardevoir.
Concerned, Gallade walked over to his fellow Psychic Pokemon and said,"I say Mewtwo, are you alright? You seem to have something on your mind."
"....It's nothing," he said.
Gallade of course didn't believe it and said,"Oh don't be stubborn, I take it you are enamored with that lady Gardevoir, obviously."
He looked away and said,"Does it matter?"
"Of course it matters, if you are interested in her than perhaps you should pursue her. Though you may wish to know her first to see what kind of personality she posseses," said Gallade.
"Fine, I'll take the initiative," said Mewtwo walking over to her. "Excuse me," he said politely.
Gardevoir turned her gaze over to him and smiled. "Yes, good sir?" she said in a soft british accent.
"...............Do you like Mudkips?"
"Pardon?"
"Nevermind!" yelled Mewtwo flying away from her. Gallade sighed and said,"Poor man, while Butterfree fears women, Mewtwo has no knowledge how to talk with women."
Pikachu went up to him and said,"Wait a minute, isn't she part of your evolutionary line? Why don't you go for her?"
Samurai esque music suddenly came into sound. Gallade seemed to have put on a traditional black samurai outfit from out of nowhere and struck a pose with a blade. "I am a noble samurai with a master of my own. I cannot bond myself with any woman, for it would only lead to heartbreak and tradgedy. Along with finally...SEPPUKU!"
"Really?"
"All right, she'd remind a lot of my sister when she fully evolves, and I can't kiss a face that looks like her, shiny or not. It's just not done."
Meanwhile...
Squirtle sighed as he relaxed on the grass beneath him. "I can't believe the transport thingy is still broken."
"Well, if you hadn't broken it in the first place, you wouldn't be in this situation, would you?" said Bulbasaur.
"How about I take you over to Ash then?" said a voice.
They turned and saw the author of the story, Ultraman Nexus drinking a Mountain Dew. "Oh no," muttered Bulbasaur. "Your going to make us suddenly go to Ash's side for some generic or stupid reason, right?"
"Fine then, don't become part of the movie," said Ultraman Nexus.
"Movie?" asked Squirtle.
"Yeah, the story has progressed to the point that I've found a spot to interlap it with the Pokemon movie that had Jirachi in it," explained the author.
"Sweet, and advanced generation movie with all three kanto starters!" smirked Squirtle.
"Fine, at least I'm the only one in the movie who can pull of his own elemental hyper beam," smirked Bulbasaur as well.
"Hey wait a minute, how did you learn it? I think you've got a strong enough bond as one of the requirements but you aren't fully evolved yet!"
"I used an Action Replay on him," said the author.
"That explains it then, hey can you give me Hydro Cannon then?" asked Squirtle.
"Done," said Ultraman Nexus whipping out a Nintendo DS with Action Replay attached. "Squirtle...learned...Hydro Cannon...finished!"
"Yes! Now for some payback." Squirtle took aim at Bulbasaur as a blue sphere formed in his mouth. A huge torrent of water was fired at incredible pressure at Bulbasaur who calmly raised gigantic vines out of the ground and formed it into a shield using Frenzy Plant.
"Rats," grumbled Squirtle.
"Anyways, let's get going on the Squirtle Mobile, Mark 2," said Ultraman Nexus making a giant even more pimped out Squirtle-like car appear out of thin air.
"Shouldn't it be the Squirtle Mobile Mark 1?" asked Bulbasaur. "You already introduced it in Pokemon:Love Hina Edition."
"Yeah, but I've already made three version of it already," said Ultraman Nexus waving his hand.
"Why?" asked Squirtle a bit nervously.
"No particular reason," laughed the author. "Now Pokebots, transform and roll out!"
"Rolling," said Squirtle as he and Bulbasaur entered the car with the author.
-------------------------Pokemon the Movie:Jirachi Wish Maker...................
Coming soon...
Squirtle ran up to the screen and yelled,"WTF man! How could you end it like this?"
"I wanted to write the movie in a brand fic story."
"Well, you better do some omakes or something to increase the page length," said Squirtle.
"Fine, here are some I've been thinking of. First up is the song "Two Perfect Girls" that I'm making for a amv on youtube. Guess who I'm using in it?"
"Brock? Or maybe Ash?" guessed Squirtle.
"Nope, it'll be Mewtwo and his perfect girls are the Gardevoir that Brendan has, and the Gardevoir Ash's Ralts will eventually evolve into. They're names will be Amber and Ai, after Mewtwo's childhood friend in both the english and japanese versions. Here we go!"
Omake 1:Mewtwo's Two Perfect Girls
Amber, oh Amber.
Ai, oh Ai.
A one woman's man is what I want to be, but there's two perfect girls for me.
Hey, hey, whoa oh, hey hey, whoa oh!
Amber, can't you see? You can lock me up in a Masterball and throw it away!
Ai, my heart psy's for you! When I see your face, my mind goes numb.
This can't go on, enough is enough! I gotta pick one no matter how tough!
It's time for eeny meeny-miny-mo...wait a second!
WAIT A SECOND!
What's that Lopunny's name?
I just gotta know, I just gotta know!
Amber, oh Amber. Ai, oh Ai.
A one woman's man is what I want to be, but there's two perfect girls for me.
Omake 2: Pikachu's other secret identity.
"Hey, what's going on?" asked Ash seeing a bunch of people gathering around a computer.
"Check out this clip!" one of them said. Ash went over to it and saw a Pikachu dressed in a ketchup themed costume whip out a sign that said "I'm Ass Ketchup"
"PIKACHU!"