Digger, Bugsy and Twilight went on for what seemed like hours, during that time Digger and Twilight told Bugsy all about where they came from and about the guardians to kill the time...but those hours seemed to span out in length thanks to Digger. "Knock knock." Began the smaller Burrowing Owl. "Just ignore him. It's not-" "Who's there?" Bugsy answered. "Who." "Who who?" "Are you an owl now all of a sudden?" Chucked Digger, "Get it? 'Cus... Owls say hoo and it's like the who as in who's there or who's that in a knock knock joke... It's funny..."

...

Their journey finally lead them to a small, logging village built along the banks of the river.

There a sign outside the village that said: RIVERWOOD.

Digger and Twilight gazed in wonder as never had they seen a human settlement before. They needed a directory. Twilight turned his attention to two guard who propped themselves up against the stone entrance wall.

"Excuse chaps," The two guards noticed Twilight walking towards them. "Now then, do you think perhaps it might be possible if you could notify us of our current location." The two guardians stared blankly at him; his accent was most foreign to them. The pair then burst out laughing hysterically. Twilight glared at them.

"What unutterably rude little-" It only made them worst.

"There not worth it." Bugsy put a hand on Twilight's shoulder.

It was Bugsy's turn to speak. "Oi, now who do you lot think you are?! You're chief officer won't be too happy when he here's about this now, won'he?" The guards were already stitches, clutching their chests as if they were on the verge of a fatal heart attack.

"C'mon lads." Bugsy grunted, ignoring the guards and trudging into the town.

The two guards went on to uttering the most obscene jokes about what they had just witnessed... but not before they were knocked out cold by a very grumpy Twilight.

There was the gentle bickering and chattering and the faint aroma of roasting wood.

"Well, I say, this is absolutely splendid. We could even stop here for a day or two. Wouldn't you agree, gentleman? Gentleman?" The Digger and Bugsy were too busy being smitten, with a woman they had just caught sight of. She

"Now, Digger I know what you're thinking. Remember first impressions are always important so I'll show you's how it's done." Bugsy slicked his hair, "Watch and learn, lads."

"Oh no, he's really going after her isn't he?" Twilight began to snicker a little bit.

"'Ello gorgeous." Sigrid stopped sweeping and looked up to face a rather plump man who looked like he was in his 50's. She had never seen this man before in her life.

"Um... Hello." She replied, a tone embarrassment rang in her voice.

"Now, me and my friends are new in town and I couldn't help but think if a lovely dish such as yourself could, well show us about; make us feel a bit more comfortable, aye aye." He bobbed his eye brows. At this point Sigrid was absolutely dumbfounded. Who was this strange, chubby man?

"Umm...Look, I'm really flattered but if a date is what you want, I'm marr-"

"Or perhaps you would prefer a gentleman, such as myself, as much as a warrior and poet." Twilight pulled out his lute and began bellowing a tune. Before going in to peck on Sigrid.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" A booming voice came from the towns blacksmith. He was covered in soot and was near larger than Twilight.

"Get lost!" Alvor, The blacksmith screamed at the top of his lungs.

"You dare address such a beautiful woman with that tone? You don't even deserve to be in our presence; I wouldn't even defecate in your general direction! Now, piss off with you." Twilight gestured. The other man was now seething with anger.

"Errmm,I think he's talking to us, Twilight." Digger added, trembling.

"THAT'S MY WIFE!" He roared.

Digger, Twilight and Bugsy found themselves rolling on the floor like mad hyenas, their sides agonized.

"GUARDS!" Alvor's yelling was followed by the pounding of the ground and a dozen guards chasing the three out of the village.

A/N:-If you're sitting there scratching your heads wondering what each of the creatures would look like in as humans, this is pretty much how I envisioned most of the main characters (Alphabetical order) to roughly look like in their human forms respectively, try and spot the trend:-

Aladar The Iguanodon:-

(D.B. Sweeney)

Boron The Snowy Owl:-

(Richard Roxburgh)

Bugsy The City Pigeon:-

(Ricky Gervais)

Digger The Burrowing Owl:-

(David Wenham)

Greenie The Mallard Duck:-

(Rhod Gilbert)

Plucky The Red Fox:-

(Martin Freeman)

Robby The Leopard Seal:-

(Alun Cochrane)

Soren The Barn Owl:-

(Jim Sturgess)

Twilight The Great Grey Owl:-

(Jeremy Clarkson)

Valiant The Wood Pigeon:-

(Ewan McGregor)

I've probably put you all off the story now for making it look like a bloody nursery book- terribly sorry if I did, hehe.

P.s. Fanfiction doesn't lelinks hyperlinks so a massive sorry to everyone who wanted to see pictures at first. So until I find a way to put photo's on fanfic, you're gonna have to use google, again I'm terribly sorry about the inconvenience.