Hi, I'm back,

Told you you couldn't get rid of me. Here's another instalment of Swimming Lessons, dedicated to my five reviewers: Titanfan45, Dawnmist11 (a new recruit), PanamaRoxMySox, my anonymous reviewer, LuvLuvLuv (), Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro and Lar Lindor. Thanks guys!

Do you honestly think that writing this bad would come from someone who owned Teen Titans?

Raven decided to try the easiest method of getting four meta-kids out of bath first. She bent down and began to lift Teether from the tub; unfortunately, it didn't work out quite as well as planned. Teether bit her, apparently staying in the tub was more important than dessert. Raven handed Teether to Speedy and ran off to the infirmary to get stitches in her hand. Thus, the remaining boys got more time in the tub.

When Raven returned she had one hand bandaged and a chocolate bar in the other. The chocolate bar was used to lure Timmy out of the tub and then she marched off with her three monsters, shouting "Their all yours, Bumble-Bee" over her shoulder as she went. Poor Bumble-Bee was left to get the twin speedsters out of the tub all by herself. In case you haven't realised yet, she wasn't an idiot so, rather than attempt to get them out by herself, she called in backup.

One visit from the Flash later, the five youngest titans had been tucked up tight into bed and were now happily sleeping, with dreams of water fights running through most of their heads (Melvin was dreaming of tying Teether to the top of the flagpole by his nappy, but that's a story for another day...). "They look so innocent when they're asleep," remarked the Flash.

"It's hard to believe something so cute can be so evil" replied Bumble-Bee. And with that they left them to their slumber. Unfortunately for them, Melvin wasn't actually sleeping; she had been lying there, breathing in and out as evenly as possible, waiting for the right moment to strike. You see, Melvin was shocked that the boys of her little squad had given in so easily, they had betrayed her, and she didn't take betrayal lightly.

So, naturally, as soon as she was sure the teenagers had left, she snuck out in search of Robin's shaving cream, the lounge pillows, yellow food dye, Speedy's hair gel and a bucket of warm water.

Told you you'd see more evil Melvin soon, anyone with a theory about her prank, let me know. Sorry about the wait for this, the login page was down.

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