A/N: Sorry, pretty short chapter. But at least I'm updating more:) R&R!
"I'm bored," Voldemort declared.
"Go bug someone else about it," Snape said disgustedly. "I'm trying to teach a class here!"
Thirty potions students blinked up at Voldemort, awe and fear written on their faces in permanent texta. "But I like the attention," he whined, then beamed at the students. "Hey, which one of you can think of something for me to do?"
There was silence. A pin dropped. Then a little kid put up his hand shakily. "You c-cou-could d-d-draw a pi-pic-picture," he stuttered, his face turning red.
"Nah…" Voldemort sighed. "I'm just not in the mood."
"Go to outer space!" a little girl exclaimed, and giggled.
"Been there, done that."
"You could die," a voice said from the back. Voldemort looked up to see Harry approaching him, wand raised.
"Oh, come on," Voldemort moaned. "Give it a break. Can't you go play chess or something, or with that secret collection of beanie kids."
"How did you know about that?" Harry gasped, taking a step back. "That was a secret."
"One would think that's why it's a secret collection," Voldemort said sagely, then clapped his hands. "Let's go get dressed up and go to the Manifest!"
"Manifest?" Snape asked disbelievingly. "Since when have you been into manga?"
"Since I saw the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh," Voldemort said dreamily, his eyes glazing over. "The very best T.V. show ever."
"Yeah right!" Harry scoffed. "Nothing comes above the O.C."
"What, that bunch of kids who eat oranges all day? How do they manage to do that for an hour?" Snape asked crossly.
"They don't eat oranges! Where do you live, under a rock?!" Voldemort demanded, glaring at Snape, who sniffed and looked at the ground.
"Yes," he mumbled.
There was silence. A pin dropped. Voldemort waved his wand at himself and a moment later was wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh costume, complete with a black wig and plastic upside-down pyramid. "Yay, manga! We're off to the Manifest!"
"Does that include us?" a kid asked excitedly.
Snape sighed. "Might as well."
And so Snape, Harry, Voldemort and a class of first year potion students at Hogwarts went to the Manifest. Snape went dressed up as Sailor Moon.
A/N: Don't have time to write more. Yay, manga! I'm going through a phase... Review!