Six limericks on Turnadette.
There was once Sister Bernadette
who asked from a Doctor a cigarette.
She took a puff,
it was enough:
she lost her heart and started to fret.
This Sister from the house of Nonnatus
was an expert on medical apparatus.
a talk over autoclave
made her crave:
it finally changed her marital status.
There was this burdened, dark Doc
who kissed a nun, as if ad hoc.
But under the surface
they'd wished to embrace
so long that it made her defrock.
This nun suffering from tuberculosis
got an even more severe diagnosis:
a festering love,
no cure thereof,
she survived to mock this dire prognosis.
The doctor who played with gas and air
was caught in a bit of pickle there
when x-ray revealed
a hidden disease
in the lungs of a nun, his lady fair.
That wandering nun in wilderness
took a right road out of her distress:
she'd met her match
well, quite a catch,
that handsome Doctor, God Bless!
There was this lad named Timothy
who created a bit of anarchy:
a race he won
with a beautiful nun
and soon his Dad had a new family!