Everyone turned around to see where the voice came from and spotted their coach. (a/n: In Elliot Goes to School, the coach doesn't have so everyone will call him coach.) "Alright, you poor excuses for teenagers, for today's warmup, you will be running from the wall behind you, to the wall at the end of the gym. You will then run back to the starting line. The first five to return back to their starting line will get As. The rest will get Fs!" Explained the Arnold Schwarzenegger-sounding coach.
Everyone immediately ran up to the wall and faced away from it, looking forward. Favian was in between Brandon on his left and Matt on his right. The coach pulls out a clean, white pistol from out of nowhere, aimed it at the room, and pulled the trigger, releasing the bullet. Everyone immediately started running forward, trying their best to get to the other gym wall, which was a little far away. However, Elmer stay behind, eating a fake plastic leg as he usually does.
"Why aren't you running?!" asked the coach, looking at Elmer.
"Cause my name's Elmer, god damn it!" He then returned back to eating the leg once more.
Favian passes Brandon, who wasn't taking the race seriously, but Matt was really ahead of everyone else with Paula was gaining up on him. Favian tried gaining up on his with all of his will, however, he started to slowly slow down, losing some breath. He wasn't a person that goes outside that much, just stays in home and play some video games. The only time that he ever goes outside was when his friends invite him to places or hangout with them.
"Crap, crap, crap!" he shouted mentally, trying to regain his speed but he has already reached his limit. However, upon getting closed to the other wall, an idea came up in his head. Getting closer to the wall, he leaped towards the wall, feet first. He leaps off the wall, barrel rolling in midair, and landed feet first. This trick actually gave him extra boost as he got closer to Matt. "I'm gonna beat you, Matt!" boasted Favian. "Oh yeah? Come on then!" Matt responded, looking really confident.
Meanwhile, Parappa was looking at Sunny with a love-struck face. Without paying attention, he accidentally slips and fall faces flat to the floor. Sunny didn't noticed this as she was distracted with the race. "Hah, Hah! You're so funny." Brandon laughed, passing him while pointing at him as well. Parappa stood up and continued running.
Also meanwhile, the coach and Elmer wrestled for the fake leg, the gym teacher wanting to take it away while Elmer still wanted to eat it. Both of them accidentally let go of the leg, launching and hitting Elliot. The leg ricocheted off Elliot, bouncing at one wall to another until it launch through the window. The leg then hits a driver driving by the school, causing the driver to lose control and swerve off the road.
"Finally, we got out of that!" Said Chris, dusting off dust from his clothes.
"Yeah, man, I hope you recorded shit though." Dan said, also dusting off some dust from his clothes. However, they are suddenly hit by the out of control car, sending them crashing into the school, landing in the hallways.
Back in the GYM, Matt was the first one to finish the warmup, Paula in second, Favian in third, Brandon in fourth, Jimbo in fifth, Sunny in sixth, Parappa in seventh, Elliot in eighth, a random student in ninth, another random in student tenth, and Elmer was the last one, since he hasn't done anything at all throughout the warmup except eating his now gone fake leg.
"Okay, you little excuses, today we will be lifting a barbell a really heavy one to be exact. Whoever fails to lift it up will get an F!" explained the coach, pointing at barbell that had one weight plate each on both sides. The weight plates were almost the size of tires from a 4x4 truck. The students formed a line, waiting for their names to be called out.
The coach pulls out a clipboard with a paper attached to it. In the paper were the names of the students in a double column. "Sunny." He calls, looking at her. Sunny gulps before walking over to the barbell, looking very nervous. She stops in front of it, kneeled down and grabbed it. She tried pulling it but it didn't move at all, not even budge. She tries again, causing veins to appear on her forehead and to break sweat. She stops pulling, letting out a gasp of air.
"Hmm, F!" Shouted the coach. Sunny walks back to the line, her head hanging down in disappointment while she had her eyes closed. "Hey, don't worry, you will get it one day." Favian said in a fake British accent, trying to make Sunny feel better and it worked as she smiled at him before going behind Elliot.
"Favian!" the coached called out, looking at him. Favian walks over to the barbell with a confident look on his face. He stretches his hands before kneeling down on the barbell and grabbed it. He started pulling it, trying to lift it off the ground. But just like Sunny's situation, it didn't move. He tried pulling it as has as he could, now bending backwards. "Komm schon, du!" he angrily said mentally, still trying to pull the barbell up.
*RIP!*
Suddenly, Favian didn't feel that he wasn't grabbing anything all. No weight or no struggling. He looks down and realized that his arms were ripped off from his torso due to all of his force. However, he doesn't look he was going to scream, instead he looks unamused.
"Hmm, F!" the coach shouted, looking unfazed from what happened to Favian. Favian looks at the group. "Hey, uhm, does anyone have tape?" he asks, moving his bones that were revealing themselves from the torso.
After stitching up Favian, things continued where they left off. The coach was looking at his clipboard before speaking. "Elmer!" He called out, making Elmer launched himself towards the barbell, landing next to it. He stood up, looked at the barbell and pulled it. Surprisingly, he pulled it up with no sign of struggling at all. Everyone clapped at him before he threw the barbell at the group and hit them, knocking them down.
The coach's hand raised up before it turned into a thumbs up, making Elmer goofily smile.
*RING!*
Xavior noclipped into the gym, t-posing. "Hey, guys, what did I miss?" he looks around and spotted everyone, except for Elmer, laying on the floor. "Jeez, what have you weetarts been doing, huh?" Later, everyone entered the cafeteria. The lunch lady, an old grumpy African American woman who sounds like a guy who smoked cigarettes throughout her life, was standing behind the counter. No one has ever seen her outside of the cafeteria, causing students to make a rumor that she lives in the kitchen freezer.
In a line, Favian walks up to the counter, holding a tray with chocolate milk in the middle of it, and stopped in front of it. The lunch lady looks at him with a stink eye. "Here's your hotdog!" She spoke in a raspy voice, slapping a hotdog on his tray. He nods at her with a small smile before heading to a table that had a ketchup dispenser. He pushes a button on the machine, putting his hotdog underneath the dispenser before ketchup slowly poured out of the machine, landing on his hotdog. The machine stops when the ketchup finally got the hotdog in a line.
He walks pass a table where Brandon and Xavior sat in one side while Elliot, Elmer, and Jimbo sat in the other. The lunch tables were made for seven people, making them a little big. The tables were made out of wood. Xavior was playing World of Warcraft on his laptop as usual. Brandon leans towards him, stopping a little close to him. "Hey, Xavior, do you do anything else other than waste your life on your laptop?" he asks, trying make the stereotypical nerd mad.
"No, but at least I don't make shitty gay jokes every five second." Xavior retorted back, pointing and looking at Brandon, whose face turned into an expressionless one. "Oh, okay." Brandon responded in an unusually normal voice, leaning back to his chair.
Favian headed towards a table where Katy, Paula, Matt, PJ, Parappa, and Sunny were occupying. "Hey, guys." He greeted with a small smile before sitting next to Katy, placing his tray on the table. He noticed that Matt had a lunchbox on the table in front of him. "Hey, Matt, what do you there?" he asked him, looking at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh, I have a sandwich." He pulls out a plastic bag with a sliced sandwich contained inside. He places the bag on the table next to the lunchbox. "An apple." He proceeds to pull out a red apple and places it next to the sandwich in the bag. "And milk." He finally pulls out a small, white carton with milk inside and places it in front of the apple.
"Man, you got a better food catalog than what I have." Favian admitted, pointing at the hotdog to prove his point. "I should have brought food from home."
Meanwhile, Chris and Dan walked up to the table where Brandon was sitting at. The two were fine even after the whole plane crashing into them and a car ramming into them. "Shiiiiiit, man! Give me your lunch money or we'll kick your ass!" Chris demanded, punching his palm as he tried to look intimidating. Brandon turns around and looks at the two with his usual goofy look on his face. "What are you going to do, C? Hah! C! C as in a CUNT!" Brandon responded, making fun of Chris' name.
"Come on now, guys, we don't need to fight, we can just talk it out." Matt suggested, getting in between Chris and Brandon. Dan gets up on Matt's face, also trying to be intimidating. "Yo, Yo, don't get into our shit!" He warned, acting and sounding like a stereotypical gangster as he crossed his arms.
"Excuse me." Favian started, standing up from his seat. "Don't you dare lay your finger on my friend, buddy." He continued, walking up to Dan with a slightly angry look on his face. Meanwhile, two kids looked over the dispute as spectators, sitting in a table far away from the argument. "Yo, Gio, those faygos are gonna fight." Edwin said, stating the obvious.
"I know that already." Gio responded, pulling out his phone and started recording. Back to the group, it looked like things were about to get worse. Matt and Favian's friends were trying to ease tensions. Brandon's friends, except for Elmer, also tried this as well.
"Come on, you guys, can't we have dialogue?" said Sunny, looking really worried.
"Yeah, can we solve this peaceful-" Katy was interrupted by Xavior. "Hey, you know this drama shit is gay and all. Let me save your stupid asses" Xavior proceeded to pull out his keyboard from out of nowhere and started typing on it. After typing on it, Chris and Dan suddenly burst into flames. Although unscathed, the duo wanted to run away.
"Yo, let's ditch these losers!" suggested Chris. Dan agreed. "Yeah, fuck these losers!" The duo sprinted out of the cafeteria, still inflames, but are hit by a certain shopping cart, launching them out of the school through the roof. While in midair, they make contact with a plane passing by, crashing through the wings, causing it to lose altitude as the passengers started freaking out.
Back to the school, Brandon laughed at their predicament. "Hahaha, that was funny." Meanwhile Elmer turns to the group as he was looking the other way instead of listening to the argument. "Do it again, I wasn't looking."
*RING!*
Everyone exited out of the cafeteria after eating their lunch. Favian and his friends met up in front of the school, talking to each other. "Well, guys, since this day was interesting, I'm gonna expect tomorrow to be same." Favian stated, talking to his friends. He was holding a scooter intending in using it to ride home.
"Yeah, but it was fun." Parappa said, smiling a little.
"Well, cya, guys, I gotta get home before my parents get worried for me." Favian said, mounting on his scooter and started pushing forward with his right foot while his other foot was on the base of the scooter, riding away from the school.
"Hey, Sunny, wanna go to my place and play some games?" asked Parappa, waiting for her response. Sunny thought about it for a second before responding. "Sure." She smiled in her response. The two walked away from the school, heading to Parappa's home.
"Race you to the neighborhood, PJ." Matt challenged PJ, pulling out his skateboard. PJ, although not looking excited, pulled out his skateboard as well and the duo skated off to their neighborhood.
Katy was alone, looking at the sky. She sighs as she needed to walk home. However, she heard the sound of tires rolling coming from the left of her. She turns left and spotted Favian rolling towards her slowly. He stops near her, the tires squealing, and looked at her. "Wanna ride?" he offered, leaning forward.
Katy smiles before getting on his scooter behind him, holding on his waist. The duo looked and smiled at each other before riding off to their neighborhood, finishing today's adventure.
