As the title says, this is a fic that has the worst of the PJO puns. This was reused work. (I don't know what else to do, I'm not in the fandom anymore)
The shore glowed a shiny gold as the sun set, the foaming waves crashing onto the light and sandy beach. In the air of calmness, two teenagers stood next to each other, looking towards the horizon.
Exhausted, Jason and Piper caught up with Percabeth. "Why on the beach?" he asked, unfolding four cheap plastic beach chairs. He gestured towards Annabeth and Percy to sit down. Percy fell onto his chair and almost fell over.
Annabeth shrugged. "He loves it on the beach, and since it was his birthday, I figured after being a dolphin—"
"Wait," Jason said, trying to hide a giggle. "He turned into a dolphin."
Percy smiled absentmindedly. "Yeah, it was fun underwater. My dad also turned Annabeth into a puffer fish. She looked kinda funny." Annabeth smacked him lightly on the arm, while smiling and muttering something about Percy embarrassing himself under the sea.
They sat in silence for a while before Piper got up to open the pack of coke.
"I love the beach," Percy whispered. "It's such a nice place."
Piper nodded, smirking. "The sea likes the sea, because he's PerSEA Jackson," she said slyly, winking.
Everybody groaned.
How in the world did I manage to get the words/letters "Alfred" "F" and "Jones" into "Failed Report Card"? We may never know... and I didn't even know it'd be like Hetalia. The next chapter will have Katie.