You Again
ROAAAARRRRRRR.
Disclaimer: i wouldn't really be on this if i did own the stuff i'm writing...
Kurt walked down the halls of McKinley on a Wednesday clutched onto his bag strap as he searched for his locker.
He turned a corner and met up with his locker.
"HEY KURT!" A chestnut brown haired girl popped up behind said boy. Kurt gasped and quickly turned around, his back fully and painfully against the locker.
He held a hand over his heart and sighed. "Rachel. I told you to stop doing that!"
Rachel giggled and flipped her smooth hair over her shoulder. "Sorry Kurt. Didn't mean to scare you."
Kurt rolled his eyes and turned back to his locker. He worked at his locker combination while Rachel started to lean in closely and watch thte numbers being turned.
Kurt finally opened his locker, which startled Rachel and she stepped back.
"Umm...what were you doing so close?" Kurt asked pushing his bag into his locker.
"Darn...I thought iit was 9, 24, 3...i was close." Rachel starred faintly at Kurt, biting her bottom lip.
"What? You tried...you tried to get into my locker?" Kurt asked, raising his eyebrows.
Rachel immediantly regretted saying that out loud as she seen the face Kurt was giving her. "Yes. My plan didn't go so well because i couldn't get the combination. I only tried to get into your locker to see if i could find any lyric sheets to a song that you might be doing for the solo tryouts in glee club for Sectionals."
Kurt tried to progress what Rachel was saying. It took him a few seconds since the girl talked to fast.
"Kurt, you know how much i want this solo. I even designed outfits for everyone to wear when they do the back up vocals. I got this special Urban Desert Rose Dress to stand out while i sing lead."
"No! By the way you dress, you don't have much fashion sense. That outfit is simply mortifying..." Kurt scanned Rachel's clothes. She was wearing her usual knitted sweater, plaid skirt and knee socks. "And seriously, what's going on in that ridiculous head of yours! Now i'll make sure not to leave anything in my locker that you'll steal so you can get a better chance at winning solo's." He grabbed a few textbooks and slammed his locker.
He started down the hall, Rachel following a few seconds later.
"Kurt, why are you rushing?" She said trying to catch up to Kurt as he started to walk faster.
"Sorry Rachel...I need to go meet someone before the bell rings..." Kurt said over his shoulder. He bit his lip as he lied.
"Wh-"
"Bye Rachel!" Kurt interupted and headed into the closest room. The Janitors closet.
"Meeting someone in the janitors closet?" Rachel asked herself. She shrugged the question off and continued down the hall.
Kurt sighed deeply in relief as he heard the noise of Rachel's high heels faiding.
He opened the door and the lights from the hallways filled the room. Kurt adjusted his books under his arms and walked out, shutting the door afterwards.
He turned to go down the hall and right infront of him stood Santana and Puck in deep conversation.
"Oh hello lady lips! Why were you in the janitors closet?" The Latina girl smirked and put her hand on her hip eyeing him curiously. "Was there a boy in there with you?" Santana playfully slapped Kurt in the shoulder.
"GET SOME!" Puck smiled hugely.
"No i wasn't in there...getting some with a boy!" Kurt scrunched his nose in disgust. "I had to hide in there to get away from Rachel!"
Santana laughed. "Ughhh what is wrong with Berry?"
"Probably born on the highway...that's were most accidents happen." Puck said.
"You know, Berry is a genious of decoration. Whenever she leaves, the room looks far more attractive." Santana rolled her eyes and Puck highfived her.
"As much as this entertains me, I think we should get to class." Kurt sighed.
"But the bell doesn't ring for another..." Puck brought his wrist up to his face, checking his watch. "7 minutes."
"Ya but our next class is on the other side of the school. Remember? All three of us have 4th period together? " Kurt explained.
"Really? I thought we had chemistry next..." Puck said confused.
Kurt rolled his eyes and started towards his next class, Noah and Santana close after.
The bell rang and Kurt was relieved to get out of Biology. The day was almost over. Last stop, Choir room.
As he entered the choir room, he was greeted by his step-brother.
"Hey Bro!" Finn patted Kurt on the back and ruffled his hair.
Kurt gritted his teeth.
"Better run dude." Puck stood leaning against the piano looking amused.
"Why?" Finn said confused then his eyes opened as he caught on and remembered to never mess with Kurt's hair.
"Crap!" Finn dropped his bag and bolted out of the room. Kurt patted his pockets and remembered that he left his phone in his bag. His bag was in his locker.
"here." Puck chucked his phone at Kurt.
"Thanks!" Kurt smiled and pushed the phone into his back pocket. He then headed out of the room.
Finn started panting and he slowed down. He went to a complete stop and bent over, hands resting on his knees.
He glanced over and seen a water fountain. He moved towards it and started drinking.
Then he felt someone poke him behind his neck. "HEY BROTHER DEAR!" Kurt exclaimed.
Scared, Finn spit the water onto his pants. "Oh my god!"
Kurt giggled as he starred at Finn's now wet pants. Finn turned to face his brother.
He shook his head and cleared his throat. His eyes narrowed and he took threatening steps towards Finn pushing him backwards.
Finn hit the door to an unknown room. He didn't bother to check what room it was. He was too busy focusing on what Kurt was doing.
"H-hey bro...how's it going?" Finn asked.
"Hey bro...how's it going?" Kurt mimicked. "It took me an hour to get my hair like that! And then you go and mess it up! I already gave you 6 warnings about this Finn." He pushed him once more and the door flew open, Finn falling to the ground. He looked around and realized it was the girls bathroom. "Dude!"
"And what did I say about calling me that?" Kurt asked whipping the phone out. "Smile." He said. The phone clicked and he giggled uncontrollably. "Not exactly what i was thinking...but it will do. Plus, the wet pants show up quite well on Noah's phone."
Finn got up and glared at Kurt.
"Who do you think i should send it to?" Kurt asked flicking through Puck's contacts. "Football team? Cheerleaders? The Glee Club? Oooh! I got an idea! How about the whole school? Being as sexy as Noah is, he get's all the numbers."
"You better start running..."
"Why would...?"
Finn quickly made an attempt to grab the phone but Kurt dodged his brothers grasp. He headed down the hallways, Finn chasing after.
They ran until they were out infront of the school.
"Where's Kurt and Finn?" Tina asked, sitting on Mike's lap.
"I was just going to ask you guys." said after walking into the room.
Mercedes walked over to the window and looked out. She let out a loud giggle. "I found them."
She looked down at Finn chasing Kurt around the parking lot.
"The classic brotherly love..." Quinn smiled, standing beside Mercedes.
Tina got off of Mike and Mike jogged over to the piano, a chalk board resting ontop of it. He grabbed it and walked out of the room, followed by the rest of the glee club.
"Kurt! Give me that!" Finn threw his arms towards the phone, making no accomplishment to grab it.
Kurt was very entertained.
The glee club piled out of the school watching.
"Kurt! Give me that or i'll hurt you!" Finn yelled.
Clueless Brittany, who was in the back of the crowd, pushed past everyone. "STOP THE VIOLENCE!"
"Their not doing anything..." Quinn said.
"I HOPE THEY DO SOON!" Puck encouraged.
Kurt laughed. "You wouldn't hurt your brother would you?" He backed up a few feet.
Finn quickly headed towards Kurt.
"EEP!" Kurt squealed and ran to hide behind .
"Guys, Guys stop!" cut in.
"Ahh! Way to ruin it !" Puck pouted.
"Leave it to to stop a good fight..." Santana rolled her eyes.
"Finn calm down!" shouted as he glanced at the furious look he was giving Kurt.
"He's going to send that photo!" Finn glared at a smirking Kurt.
"And Kurt, give me that phone! Your not sending that photo!" held out his hand, waiting to be handed the phone.
"Too late..." Kurt laughed nervously.
"YOU!" Finn chased Kurt around their Choir teacher a few times then down the stairs and to the middle of the parking lot.
"Wait...What photo?" Sam asked looking around confused.
Everyone's phones beeped at the same time.
They all checked their phones, Puck looked on Mike's screen. Puck started laughing, then it turned into fits of laughter by the entire choir group except for .
"Oh...that photo." Sam laughed.
"haha! That face is priceless!" Artie laughed.
"That's actually pretty funny..." Rachel addmitted.
Finn clentched onto Kurt's shirt. "Aha!" He yelled in success.
Kurt looked surprised that Finn had actually caught him. "Stop it! You'll wrinkle my shirt!" He started slapping Finn's hand repeatedly.
Finn grunted and let go. "Why did you send that?"
"NO ONE MESSES WITH KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL!" Kurt waved the phone infront of Finn's face and smirked. He walked over towards the glee club.
"Another point for Kurt!" Mike said marking it down on the chalk board. "Now that's...97 points for Kurt and...8 points for Finn!"
"VICTORY!" Kurt said in a sing-song voice.
"Ok guys! We need to go practice for Sectionals!" clapped his hands and headed inside. And it wasn't that long until everyone was in the Choir room.
"LET'S DO RUN JOEY RUN!" Rachel suggested.
"SHUT UP RACHEL!" Puck, Santana, Artie, Quinn, and Kurt shouted.