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"Lavi..." he began.

"Yeah, Allen-chan?" Lavi looked up at him again.

"Do you notice something weird about this meadow?" Allen asked

Lavi looked around himself. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, there was just a whole bunch of flowers. Oh...

"I see what's wrong." Lavi said confused. "There are no bees or insects. We haven't even seen any other signs or life except from ourselves and the flowers."

Allen nodded, that was what he had thought. What could that mean?

Chapter Ten

"So what are we going to do now?" Allen asked

The four of them had sat themselves in the middle of the field and were discussing their course of action. Allen looked around the group with his legs drawn up to his chest. He removed one of his arms from where it was draped around his leg and gestured around them.

"We aren't just going to hang out here until something happens, are we?" he asked

They each looked at the people across from them in their circle. None of them were really willing to make a decision, as they weren't exactly sure, when or where the innocence would react.

Kanda was seething in frustration at this. He didn't like being so helpless, or undecided. They had been sitting and examining the field for hours now and it was almost lunchtime. He was seriously craving some soba, but he knew that the idiots in the town definitely would not be able to make it for him. He growled... troublesome missions.

Allen seemed to be having some similar thoughts as his stomach was threatening to eat itself silently.

"Okay so what do we know so far?" he asked trying to get them to hurry up so he can hurry up and get something to eat.

Lavi cleared his throat loudly and held up one finger. "We know that;

The innocence is, more than likely, centred around this field.

There has only been one survivor so far.

There is a light disturbance each time people come here at night.

The day after coming here the others have wound up dead, either by mysterious means, or from their loved ones hands.

There are no living organisms apparent here aside from us.

And I am sexy as hell.

Allen groaned as he moved to stand up, while Lavi rubbed the back of his head;

"Well if that's all we know, I am going into town to get something to eat. We can question the villagers some more afterwards."

The others nodded in assent as they also moved to stand. Lavi watched as Allen walked away. This was definitely starting to get a little boring; he hadn't had a chance to implement another plan for a while. He was sure this was wrecking his momentum. He surreptitiously focused on Allen's ass observing the slight swaying motion he was presented with. Yum! He was brought out of his perverted thoughts when he saw Allen stiffen.

The white haired boy gave a strangled cry before his head snapped back.

"ALLEN!" Lavi exclaimed running towards the boy, only to catch him as Allen's body went limp and crumpled to the ground.

Lavi distressed cry made Kanda's and Lenalee's heads snap around. They rushed over to the two of them. Kanda drew his sword out of its sheath and scanned the area, while Lenalee fluttered her hand uselessly over her fallen friend.

Lavi lowered Allen to the ground. "What happened?" Lenalee asked him

"I don't know" Lavi said examining Allen. He didn't appear to have anything wrong with him. "Can you hold him up for me Yu?"

Kanda growled at the use of his first name but pulled Allen up so he was sitting anyway. Lavi moved aside so Kanda could do this and then hopped over Allen's legs to get over to his other side. As soon as he stepped over Allen, Lavi felt faint. He wobbled a bit holding his hand to his head.

"Lavi..." Lenalee reached out to steady him. "Are you okay?"

Lavi shook his head trying to clear his mind as he stumbled. In his stupor he ended up tripping over Allen's prone figure and onto the poor Japanese man holding up the boy.

"Oi, Baka Usagi, get the fuck off me now!" Kanda growled as he tried to heft the other off him without success.

"..Ha?" was Lavi's response.

"Lavi?" Lenalee questioned bemused as to what had just happened.

Lavi with his vast mind power had processed what had just happened as she talked and was hastily dragging Allen away from the trees and back to their original camping site.

"What are you doing?" Lenalee asked as she observed Lavi who no longer appeared faint.

"Well Allen suddenly collapsed as soon as he stepped into the trees didn't he?" Lavi asked not pausing to wait for a response. "-And then when I stepped over his legs it started to happen to me as well didn't it? So I figured if I dragged him back out of that area it would affect him in the same way it did me; after I had tripped back over to this side."

Lenalee just nodded her head hesitantly, "I think I got all that. But if that's true then what are we going to do about it?"

Lavi thought for a moment before Kanda interrupted him with a surprisingly helpful, if not slightly paranoid suggestion. "We should ask that annoying girl again, she obviously didn't tell us something."

Lenalee smiled and clapped her hands deciding upon a course of action. "Okay you and Allen stay here and wait while Kanda and I go and interrogate the girl again...and Lavi please don't molest Allen while he's unconscious."

Lavi moped and stuck his lip out in a pout. "Aw, but he's so cute" he complained

Kanda just raised his eyebrows at the bookman and turned to walk away not willing to listen to Lavi anymore. Lenalee smiled at Lavi, while also managing to threaten him in the process and jogged to catch up with the swordsman.

Lavi turned to look at the still prone figure lying next to him and an evil smirk broke out across his face. He figured that Lenalee and Kanda would be quite a while so he should have a little fun. What the two other exorcists don't know won't hurt them, as they say.

So with that logic in mind Lavi prepared for his new plan;

OPERATION TEST THE MOYASHI'S RESOLVE AND SEE IF HE LIKES FAIRY BREAD AND IS GAY.

Step 5) Try to make the moyashi have a wet dream about the one and only, Lavi.

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Allen; "This has enormous potential to turn out so wrong…"

Rei; "How can it be wrong, if it feels so right? And believe me it will feel so right eventually."

Lavi; "Okey dokey. That's not creepy at all… What I want to know is when we get more of the funny-funny ha-ha stuff and this stupid arc type thing ends?"

Rei; "Whenever I think out an appropriate ending of course."

Lavi; "Can't we at least have Tyki come back to relieve the monotony?"

Rei; "This is not a lucky fan fiction Mr."

Allen; "I wouldn't mind…"

Rei; "I say NO!"