Dancing Fools 9
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Capcom. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 10: Coming to a Close
X-23 was smiling in front of the camera,
"Well, that's all the time we have for this evening. Be sure to be with us-."
Before she could continue, a group of small monkeys ran through the set. The insane author was pursuing them with a net and a shotgun, shouting,
You stupid monkeys get back in your cages and help me write my shows! I'll make sure you never work again if you don't! I have fans!
Magneto called out,
"No! Don't listen to him, helper monkeys! Run! Be free!"
This earned the Master of Magnetism a hit with a mallet. Wesker shook his head,
"Idiot human."
Magneto shook his head, recovering from the blow, and glared at Wesker,
"Who are you calling a human? I happen to a mutant, a superior form of life."
Wesker rolled his eyes,
"My ass is a superior form of life, more so than you!"
Magneto shouted,
"DIE!"
The two of them began brawling, rolling on the floor and trying to kill each other. Deadpool had a camera,
"Oh, this is so going on my page! I love it!"
Viewtiful posed,
"It's VIEWTIFUL!"
Thor groaned,
"Thank the gods this is over! Now, can we please leave?"
She-Hulk and Chun Li rolled by on the stage, still in their cat-fight. Ryu shook his head,
"I did not need this now."
Akuma towered above him,
"Fight me, Ryu. I must defeat you in combat."
At this, She-Hulk and Chun Li stopped fighting, saw Ryu and Akuma, and both of them attacked Akuma. Chun Li shouted,
"No one messes with my Ryu!"
C. Viper was frantically on the phone,
"Get me out of here! You don't know where I am? Have you been watching the TV? Yes, on THAT show! What do you mean there's a no fly-zone around here? Who said that?"
X-23 looked on at the random destruction and insanity that was occurring and shrugged,
"Wow, and I thought things were crazy when I work with X-force. They actually seem normal compared to this."
End of Dancing Fools 9