The Cullens Love IMing 10
Screen Names to Know
Bella: MentalMute
Renesmee: LivingFilmProjector
Edward: ICanHearYou
Emmett: GraniteTeddy
Mike Newton: I'mAwesome22
I'mAwesome22 has signed in
MentalMute has signed in
I'mAwesome22: Hey Bella
MentalMute: ...
I'mAwesome22: What's up with your weird SN
MentalMute: Go away Mike
I'mAwesome22: Okay
I'mAwesome22 has signed out
ICanHearYou has signed in
MentalMute: Hello oh grand exalted Poobah
ICanHearYou: Poobah?!
MentalMute: Yes Poobah
ICanHearYou: Can I be the Dalai Lama or the Pope instead
MentalMute: No, Edwardy-turd, you have to be the Poobah
ICanHearYou: Why?
MentalMute: Because it's so close to Poombah from 'The Lion King' and Nessie loves that movie
LivingFilmProjector has signed in
LivingFilmProjector: *Reads conversation* I don't like 'The Lion King' momma, you do
MentalMute: Would it kill us to call your father Poobah?
LivingFilmProjector: Well, you're the boss
ICanHearYou: How come I'm never the Boss?
LivingFilmProjector: Just because dad.
LivingFilmProjector: I'm bored, bye
LivingFilmProjector has signed out
Granite Teddy has signed in
MentalMute: Come Edwardy-turd, we have things to do
ICanHearYou: *Perks up* Okay
ICanHearYou has signed out
MentalMute has signed out
GraniteTeddy: Once again, I am completely alone
GraniteTeddy: *Sniffles* I'm unloved
GraniteTeddy has signed out
A/N: Sorry this is a short chapter, I didn't have many ideas for it GIVE ME IDEAS PEOPLE!!!
Disclaimer: I'm here to meet with the character representative to see if I can own the Twilight world
Alice: Hello, I'm the Rep
Disclaimer: *Stares wide-eyed* what are the chances that the hottest vampire in Twilight would be the Rep
Alice: Thank you, but I belong to Jasper. And all of us Cullens agree that you cannot own Twilight
Disclaimer: Curses!
Alice: Tough break, kid. Bye!
Disclaimer: Damn it, I still don't own the Twilight world. And I don't own Alice either *Cries in a small emo corner*