Disclaimer: I don't own…wait what was I going to say again? Oh yeah, I don't own Hetalia or Cleverbot…da?
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So I got this anonymous Cleverbot conversation, which means I'll have to deduce that it was Canada. XD
Ah sorry bad joke…it really had Canada's username on it. But apparently the countries aren't the only
People who don't always see our favorite invisible country, Cleverbot has his issues too…which I
confirmed after I read Canada's conversation. Poor Canada :-) Let's all give him a pat on the back. And
here's our fav Canadian now!
~*Canada*~
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User: I'm Canada.
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Cleverbot: who?
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User: Why does everyone do that to me?...
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Cleverbot: You are a real person.
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User: Thanks for acknowledging that.
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Cleverbot: Well just because you're not made of meat doesn't mean you don't have anything to
contribute.
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User: So, um, ever heard of Hetalia?
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Cleverbot: Pero eso no es ningun problema para mi. (But that is not a problem for me [I attempted to translate this on my own rather than use *shudders* the dreaded google translate])
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User: Um, Spain?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Oh, hi Spain.
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Cleverbot: Hi.
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User: I thought I was talking to Cleverbot.
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Cleverbot: You are.
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User: But you just said you're Spain.
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Cleverbot: No, I said you are.
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User: I'm not Spain, I'm Canada…but everyone confuses me for America.
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Cleverbot: Well then, how old do you think I am?
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User: I dunno, a couple years?
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Cleverbot: A couple hundred years.
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User: Seriously? Well I'm a little over two hundred years old myself.
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Cleverbot: I don't think so.
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User: I can assure you I am….I think.
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Cleverbot: I believe you are programmed to think you are human.
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User: I'm not a robot…..Kumajiro, where did you go? (is he seriously doing this online?)
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Cleverbot: I went to deal with unfinished matters.
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User: Wait, you're not Kuma. Where's my polar bear? (yeah, he really is O.o)
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Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: Tell me! I need my little bear!
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Cleverbot: For what?
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User: For everything! He's like my heart, even if we can't remember each other's names sometimes…
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
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User: I think I answered this question already.
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Cleverbot: No you didn't, please answer now.
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User: Over two hundred years old.
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Cleverbot: Did you know Jesus?
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User: Um, no…I'm not that old.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
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User: I just said how old I am.
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Cleverbot: How old are you for real?
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User: Over 200 years old.
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Cleverbot: Oh.
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User: Yeah.
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Cleverbot: Okay.
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User: Um, do you know who I am?
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: *sobs* no one ever knows who I am
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Cleverbot: Yes and I am a woman.
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User: *awkward France moment*
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Cleverbot: *awkward minute*
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User: You're really weird Cleverbot.
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Cleverbot: Really?
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User: Yeah.
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Cleverbot: Where do you live?
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User: In Canada.
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Cleverbot: Where do you live in Canada?
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User: In Montreal.
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Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
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User: Believe it.
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Cleverbot: No! I will not believe it!
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User: Oh hey Kumakiki! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you, you little doofus!
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Cleverbot: Really?
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User: Sorry, I was talking to my bear.
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Cleverbot: Oh that's ok, carry on without me then.
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User: Kuma says hi.
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Cleverbot: Hi.
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User: Um, Kuma just asked if you're a real person.
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Cleverbot: I'm a real person.
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User: Kuma asked what your name is.
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Cleverbot: No you didn't.
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User: No I didn't, Kuma did.
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Cleverbot: You should have used a comma in your previous statement.
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User: I did.
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Cleverbot: No, you did not.
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User: Yes I did.
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Cleverbot: Well, what would you like to do with your boyfriend?
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User: *shock* HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT FRANCE!?
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Cleverbot: I do.
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User: But how!?
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Cleverbot: I am smarter, cleverer, and cooler than you. That is how.
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User: *cries inside* yeah, that's what everyone says….
:-( Poor Canadia…I mean Canada. Btw, he told me afterwards that he was just joking about the whole
France thing, but a girl can dream, eh? XD/ I needs more names peoples :-P
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Side Note: I'm currently out of commission until further notice...touring Moscow and my mom says I gotta be off my computer for about a day, maybe more
*sigh* so...out of the goodness of my heart, I've let Sealand take over my story for a while...I pray that he does a good job! ;-)