Chapter 10- Temple of Time
Ty: Hello my readers, viewers, hopefully reviewers, and welcome to the tenth chapter of SSBB: Adventure of Six. This shall also be the first chapter of the mini-story Interview that will be held in the top and bottom of the story. The interviews will have already shown characters and soon-to-be Smashers, unknown villains, future allies, and some of Master Hand's "helpers." Today's chapter I will interview a soon-to-be Smasher, Bowser Jr. (Bowser Jr. walked on to the stage and sat on a chair) How do you feel about being in my story
B-Jr: Why should I care about your stupid story
Ty: I have chocolate
B-Jr: GIVE ME CHOCOLATE! (Bowser Jr. jumped on Ty and ate the chocolate and Ty's hand)
Ty: LET GO OF ME YOU PSYCHOTIC TURTLE! YAH! (Ty shook his arm as fast as he could. When that didn't work he slammed B-Jr against a wall. That didn't work either) I didn't want to do this but now I have to (Ty walked over a laser that was mounted on the wall)
B-Jr: (muffled by Ty's hand) Are you going to kill me?!
Ty: Of course…not (Ty walked over to a mound of candy) Here you go
B-Jr: WWWWWEEEEE (B-Jr jumped off Ty and landed in the candy pile) Mmmmm, chocolate. (B-Jr shoved a handful of chocolate into his mouth and started gagging) BLECH! What's wrong with this candy?
Ty: Candy? The candy pile is over there (Ty pointed at the actual candy pile)
B-Jr: Then what's this?
Ty: That? That is an assortment of laxatives, rotten raisins that turned an odd color of brown, chocolate brown, and…ew
B-Jr: Before I vomit all over you, what's the stuff in the wrappers?
Ty: Did you eat one?
B-Jr: Yes?
Ty: Ooh, that's bad
B-Jr: What were they?!
Ty: If I remember right and read the warning label on the wrapper correctly, it is…freeze-dried bugs, which include worms, spiders, centipedes, crickets, etc., etc. Apparently the freeze-dried layer melts in your mouth and the bugs try to crawl out of your body once they are unfrozen.
B-Jr: I hate you (B-Jr's face turned green as he ran to the bathroom. Very sickening noises were then heard)
Ty: That's what they all say. Now on with the chapter
Roy watched as Jake, Falco, and their new ally, Midna, walked away from him "Look's like Im alone. Now I have to resort to talking to myself while in the temple" Roy walked around the area trying to find his way back to the Forest Temple. On his way he saw a man in front of a house, sitting in front of a pot of boiling oil. He had an Afro and a parrot, which Roy was guessing was his pet, also had an Afro. "Weird bunch"
"Wait!" The Afro-ed man ran over to Roy with a lantern "Your going to need one of these lanterns if you're going to go forward"
"Why?"
"It's dark" The man responded
"Okay. Well, Im just gonna go now" Roy started to walk away till the man grabbed Roy's cape "What are you doing?"
"You cant go past here"
"Why not?!"
"You need the key"
"Where's the key"
"I have it"
"Then give it to me"
"No"
Roy sighed, "What do I have to do to get the key"
"You have to shop at my store, Coro's Oil Store"
"Fine" Roy followed Coro as he ran over to the cauldron full of oil "As always, I give my first time customers a free lantern full of oil" Coro handed Roy a lantern and the key "From now on you have to pay me 30 rupees or 2 cents for every oil refill"
"You're not very good at the shop business are you? Giving people free lanterns AND oil?"
"I keep trying to remind myself about that but I keep forgetting"
"You, sir, fail" Roy lit the lantern and passed it through Coro's hair, then Roy threw the lantern into the oil
"AH! AH! AH!" Coro ran around with a ball of flames on his head. Unfortunately he ran right into the cauldron, which caused two things bad for Coro. The first was that the burning oil flowed across the ground and seeped through the walls of his house, setting it on fire, and the other thing was that the cauldron exploded causing Coro to fly through the air and into a tree. No, he wasn't dead, just in serious pain. As Roy walked away he swore he saw the parrot bow and say "Thank you" Roy walked to a gate and unlocked it
"It's been easy so far. Hope it stays like this" Roy walked about 20 ft. till he noticed the ship that they were traveling on "Oh no" Roy noticed that the ship had about fifty monkeys on it and they were all holding something. Something brown, "Crap" Exactly. The monkeys unleashed heck on Roy as he ran past the ship and over to the tree limb Auru mentioned. Roy had gotten hit a few times by the poo-flinging monkeys "Great, now I have to clean my armor" Roy jumped across the limbs till he got to a forest. "I wonder if this was the place Auru was talking about" Roy walked up to a wall till he heard a flute playing in the distance. Roy turned his head and saw a small kid playing a flute "Are you Skull Kid?"
"Maybe, maybe not. Follow me and find out. But before you do you may want to get your sword out"
"Why?" Roy was answered when six skeleton-like creatures dropped down "What the?" The skeleton creatures jumped at him but Roy slashed them to pieces. Roy looked up to see Skull Kid running away "GET BACK HERE!"
Skull Kid stuck his tongue out "Catch me if you can" Skull Kid started to run but he ran into something. Roy "H-how did you get here so fast?"
"Simple." Roy pointed at a trampoline that he had set up
"How did you set it up so fast?"
"That, I don't know" Roy carried Skull Kid under his arm "Where do I go now?"
"Why should I tell you?" Skull Kid struggled trying to escape
"Because" Roy took out his Sword of Flames "Ill burn you to a crisp of you want"
"Fine. Take a left" Roy took a left "Now fall"
"What do you mean, fall?" Roy looked down and saw that he had just stepped off a cliff "AH!" Roy leaped for the cliff, grabbed the edge, and got back on "OH YEAH! Eat that, Skull Kid. Skull Kid?" Roy looked at his arm and noticed Skull Kid was gone. Roy stepped back over to the cliff and noticed his flute was stuck on a twig "Oops." Roy walked over to two giant statues "What do I do now?"
"You put us back in our places" The two statues started moving. They plunged their swords into the ground, causing pieces of the ground to disappear, then they hopped on to two square pieces of land next to the door "Now put us back in our places, warrior"
"I thing Ill just take an easier way in" Roy hopped over to the door, charged up a Flare Blade, and unleashed it on the door. The explosion took out the door and both the statues. Roy walked into the room "Am I there yet?" His voice echoed around the room "Darn, there's no here to talk and/or annoy" His voice echoed again "Yay! Echo. Im an idiot" His voice echoed for the third time but it was different this time "You're an idiot" "HEY! Stupid echo" "No, you're stupid" "GAH!" Roy ran out of the room and walked over to a pedestal. In the pedestal was a blue sword that looked like the Sword of Fire and Lightning "Wow" Roy walked over to the left side of the sword and tried pulling it out. "Come on, you shiny sword, you" Roy pulled as hard as he could. Roy's hands slipped off the hilt and he was sent flying into a wall "You wanna know what, I got a better idea" Roy charged up a Flare Blade and slashed at the pedestal. The explosion did NOTHING "DANG IT!" Roy inspected the blade for a little bit. Roy went over to the right side this time and tried pulling it out. It came out easily this time "Finally" Roy started walking to the other side of the room till something hit him on the head "Hey!" Roy looked on the ground and saw a blue sheath. Roy put it on started swinging his new around, trying it out "Hi Yah!" Roy slashed a wall with the sword and it turned into water "Sweet. I shall name you the Sword of Water" Roy dropped the sword, accidentally, on the water. The water froze completely "Awe-some. It has ice powers too"
"Good for you"
"Who said that?"
"I did" Link, dressed in blue, came out of the shadows
"Is that you Link?"
"Kinda, kinda not" Link leaped at Roy and slashed at him
"Counter!" Roy blocked Link's blade and swiped at Link. Link jumped into the air and did a backflip over to the wall "Who are you?"
"Im simply a copy of Link made by the Four Sword"
"Shouldn't you be good then and why have we all been asking so many questions this chapter?"
"I should, Im not. And for your other question, blame the author" Link swept his leg under Roy's feet, knocking him down. Link plunged his sword at Roy
"No you don't" Roy rolled to the side and jumped up as Link slashed at him again "Taste my blade." Roy thrusted his sword up in an uppercut at Link. Link sidestepped and slammed the edge of his blade into Roy's side "GAH!" Roy was bleeding badly now "Ice Blade!" Roy slashed at Link wildly while holding his side
"Do you think you can hit…" He stopped his sentence when he froze completely
"This sword…is awesome" Roy coughed some blood on the ground as he fell to the ground "Im not used to this kind of wound anymore. I haven't had an actual fight since I before I joined the Smashers. I wish I had a…huh?" Roy looked at his new sword, which happened to be glowing. A small stream of glowing water flowed out of the tip of the sword and flowed into Roy's wound. In a matter of seconds, Roy's flesh wound itself back together and his wound was healed. All that was left was battle scar "This sword is amazing" Roy sheathed the Sword of Water into its sheath and continued walking. Roy came across a door that had a mask engraved in it
"Are you the seeker of the orb?"
"Yes" Roy stated matter-of-factly "Will I find it here?"
"You will find something, yes. If it's the orb, Im not sure, but there's definitely something back there. If you want to go in here, you must answer my riddle."
"What is it?"
"What is what?"
"The riddle"
"Oh, the riddle. What riddle?"
"The riddle you were going to tell me" Roy said with a tone of annoyance in his voice
"Right, right…Hey, when did you get here mister?"
"DIE! ICE BLADE!" Roy thrusted his new sword into the mask's mouth. The mask froze completely and Roy smashed the frozen mask with his foot. The door opened and Roy stepped inside "So this is the Temple of Time? A lot more dirty than I though it would be"
"It's not my fault the sages wouldn't hire more than one janitor" A janitor walked passed Roy sweeping up some dust
"Hello. Excuse me, but do you know if there's anything strange here. Maybe a broken orb or something like that"
"Orb? That Im not sure if but I did see some shadow walking past here. Asked him to throw me a mop that was next to im'. Just kept on walking, not saying a word, the weirdy"
"Uh, Im just gonna keep on walking"
"Could you pass me my mop first, please?"
"Sure" Roy picked up the mop and threw the mop toward the janitor. The mop flew over the janitor's head
"Durn it" The janitor treaded over to the mop
"…" Roy just walked away. On his walk he saw a treasure chest "MINE! IT'S MINE I TELLS YA! I FOUND IT FIRST! IT'S MINE!" Roy tackled the treasure chest and pried it open. Roy took out what was inside "Cheap dungeon" What Roy had gotten was a grayish rod. Roy dropped it and kicked it away. Roy continued walking till he came to a door with a giant lock on it "How am I supposed to get in here"
"You have to find the Big Key" Another Link walked toward Roy, this one dressed in red "You wont find it though"
"Why is that?"
"Because I have the key. You'll have to kill me to get it"
"Fine. I will!" Roy charged at the new Link "Ice Blade!" Roy's sword glowed as he slashed at Link
"I saw your fight with my brethren. I know how this technique works. As long as I keep my distance, you cant hit me, and if you cant hit me, you cant freeze me" Link jumped back and pulled something out of his tunic. It was a blue boomerang
"A-a boomerang. HAHAHAHAHA!" Roy busted out in laughter at the red Link's weapon choice "Do you think you can hurt me with a boomerang"
"It's more than just a boomerang kid" The red Link tossed the boomerang at Roy who continued laughing
"Ill just use…what?" Roy felt like something was missing. Something he just had but didn't have now. Something… "Okay! I think they got it" Fine. Roy looked in his hand and saw that his Water Sword was missing "Hey! What happened to my sword?" Roy then noticed that there were small hurricanes spinning around him "What's with the hurricanes?"
"Over here" The red Link mocked Roy as he spun Roy's sword and his boomerang around "That 'boomerang' was special. Not that special since it's just a copy but it has special powers. It can create gusts of wind as it spins. Also, all the boomerangs can bring back whatever they come across. Watch" Link threw the boomerang at a green rupee. As it spun, it created a small tornado, snatched the rupee, and came back "See…" Link couldn't finish his sentence because Roy had shoved his Lightning Sword through Link's chest. Link gasped and breathed hardly
"I guess that didn't kill you. This will though. Discharge" Inside Link's body, bolts of lightning flowed out of his sword, striking major organs and various veins. The red Link fell to the ground, smoke coming out wherever it could escape, mainly his mouth, ears, and nose holes. Roy bent down and picked up his sword and a big key that had dropped out of Link's pocket. "Now I can see what's behind that door" Roy inserted the key in to the lock and unlocked it. Roy opened the door and walked inside. It was dark, very dark "It's dark, very dark" I just said that "So" Roy walked forward with a small flare at the tip of his Fire Sword
"Where is that stupid orb piece" A shadow was digging around inside the room "Hey, you!"
"Who? Me?"
"No, I was talking to my shadow…which I don't have. Of course I was talking to you! Have you seen a broken blue orb piece?"
"No. That's what I was looking for."
"Who are you anyway?"
"My name's Roy. Who're you?"
"Im Dark Link. And if this piece of paper is correct, Im supposed to kill you" Dark Link stood up and unsheathed his sword
"Not another Link copy. You'll be the third I fought, and beaten, in less than an hour"
"Please. You cant beat me" Dark Link jumped to the side just as Roy had thrusted his sword at him "Looks like you're ready to play. Fine, let's play" Dark Link and Roy clashed swords
"This will be easy"
"Why is that?"
"Cause you don't pay attention" Roy pulled out another of his swords and shoved his at Dark Link
"Uh oh" Dark Link jumped up as far as he could and landed on Roy's sword "Ha. How do ya like me now?"
"I don't, you idiot"
"Why are you calling me an…Hey, do you smell something burning?"
"Yeah. You" Roy turned his head to where Dark Link's feet were. Dark Link's boot was on fire and smoke was coming out off the tip of it
"AH!" Dark Link jumped back, sat down, and blew the fire off his boots "How'd you do that?"
"You jumped on my Fire Sword. I just simply turned up the heat"
"ILL KILL YOU!" Dark Link rapidly slashed his sword at Roy
"You wont hit me like that"
"I know" Dark Link shoved his hand into his tunic and pulled out a claw-like weapon "Taste Clawshot" Dark Link pressed a button on the Clawshot. The claw flew out of the handle and grabbed Roy
"Hey!" The claw pulled Roy toward Dark Link. Roy started spinning around, causing the chain to wrap around him. As soon as Roy was right next to Dark Link, Roy's chest and arms were wrapped in chains
"Why did you do that?"
"So I can do this" Roy used his only free hand to pull out his Water Sword. Roy thrusted the sword into Dark Link's waist and pulled it out. "Ice Blade" Roy pulled the sword up and froze the chains. Roy busted out of the frozen chains and pointed his sword at the severely wounded Dark Link "Think you can still take me?"
"Of course" Dark Link charged at Roy with his shadowy sword out
"Ill just set you on fire again so I can watch you roll around" Roy pulled out his Fire Sword and set the tip on fire
"Not this time, scum" Dark Link pulled out a shield and smashed the sword down. The flare at the tip set Roy's cape on fire
"AH!" Roy ran around like a crazy person as Dark Link watched in amusement. "Stop!" Roy stopped "Drop!" Roy knelt down on one knee "Rock!" Roy pulled out a guitar and smashed the side of Dark Link's head
"GAH!" Dark Link was sent sprawling across the room and into a wall. Dark Link pulled himself out of the wall and struggled to walk forward. He moved up about twenty steps before he said "Why did you…what the?"
Roy was now wearing a helmet and goggles, riding a Vespa motor scooter toward Dark Link, and waving his guitar around in the air "BONZAI!" Roy rammed into Dark Link with the Vespa. Dark Link, Roy, and the scooter smashed through the wall and onto the ground outside
"YOU'RE A CRAZY IDIOT!" Dark Link noticed that Roy was smirking toward Dark Link "AH!" Dark Link tried running away as Roy turned on his scooter and drove toward Dark Link
"YAH!" As Roy reached Dark Link, Roy slammed the guitar into Dark Link's face. Dark Link flew through the air, past the end of the cliff, and fell to his free falling demise. "Well since the orb piece isn't here, Im off to Lake Hylia to find the others" Roy took off on his motor scooter, with his three swords and guitar at hand
(Vomit noises can be heard) Ty: Well, since Bowser Jr. Is still sick, Ill bring out another character that will be in my story. Say hello to one of Master Hand's soon-to-be helper, Kisuke Urahara (Kisuke walked into the room and sat on the chair next to Ty)
Kisuke: Hello!
Ty: Are you always this happy
Kisuke: Yes!
Ty: Ooo-kay. Before we continue, I have some emails for Mister Urahara over here (Ty pulled out a laptop and turned it on) Are you okay with answering them Kisuke
Kisuke: Yes! (Note: I got this interview from one of the Bleach manga so, as a disclaimer, this interview isn't mine)
Ty: I, hopefully, wont have to talk much during this interview. First question, "MR. URAHARA! I LOVE YOU!! MARRY ME!! From Ayaka-Wakayama.
Kisuke: Okay!
Ty: You're weird
Kisuke: I thought you said you weren't going to talk much
Ty: I did, but I might have to take that back. Next Question, "In Volume Two of the Bleach manga, you hugged Ururu! Im so jealous! Will you hug me to! From Makiko-Hokkaido". Uh…
Kisuke: Sure!
Ty: I might just cut off this interview short. Next Question, "At the end of Ichigo's training, the hat you wore (and that Ichigo cut) was fixed. Who fixed it? Or do you keep spares. From Tanaka-Nagano"
Kisuke: I have a lot of those hats. Maybe a hundred of them. By the way, I have a lot of identical hats and clogs too
Ty: Im getting scared here. Thank goodness, the last question, "Have you seen Ms. Yoruichi naked? From Saki Kenma-Okayama" What the?
Kisuke: That's a funny name you got there
Ty: Just answer the question so I can finish the chapter
Kisuke: Naked? Of course!
Ty: WHAT! THAT'S INEXCUSABLE
Kisuke: Well…Yoruichi and I are very close. I really cant say more
Ty: Hmm…and?
Kisuke: I've seen parts of her beyond naked (Yoruichi walks into the room after hearing Kisuke)
Yoruichi: Hmm…
Ty!!
Kisuke!!
Yoruichi: I see. I didn't know we were so intimate. Would you like to elaborate?
Kisuke: Aw C'mon, Yoruichi. Not here…
Yoruichi: (Glaring daggers at Kisuke and everyone else in the room, whom Ty was the only one. Ty was trying to hide but the only thing in the rooms were the two chairs and the three people) Don't be shy. "Beyond naked," huh? Let's start by checking out your bones!
Ty and Kisuke: (An arrow pointing at Ty said "Innocent Bystander") N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Hope you enjoyed the chapter and the two interviews. If you want me to interview an old Smasher, new Smasher, future Smasher, future villain, future ally, or future helper just review and tell me. Whichever option has the most votes will be who I interview next. If you don't like spoilers or the interview mini-chapters, Ill either stop Interview or put it on hiatus. Remember to review. Ill leave your option to you)