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"Move it, Sentarou!" Kiyone called out, as she pushed the male third seat. "I'm just making chocolate for the Shinigami Women Association!"
"Like I'm gonna believe that," Sentarou replied skeptically, as she pushed Kiyone as well. "I know that you're gonna give some to Ukitake-taichou later, and I won't let it happen!"
Kiyone pushed even harder. Sentarou was right in front of her, blocking the entrance of the Thirteenth Division's kitchen. "It's none of your business anyway, Sentarou! Now move it!"
"Oh, no, you don't!"
"Oh, yes, I will!"
"Nope! You are not entering this kitchen!"
"Sentarou, move it already! You're just jealous because you don't get to give chocolate to Taichou, because you're a guy!" Kiyone said cheekily, with a cocky grin on her face.
"No, I'm not jealous. Ukitake-taichou doesn't like sweets, so I'm helping him out, as I am Taichou's favorite third seat!"
"No, I'm Taichou's favorite third seat!"
"No, I am!"
Both of third seats glared at each other so hard that they were sending sparks at each other.
"I've known Ukitake-taichou much longer than you, you tomboy!"
"No, I knew Ukitake-taichou longer than you, you old man!"
"Who're you callin' an old man, you brat?"
"Heh, at least I'm young! Ahh, it must be hard on you, Sentarou," the female third seat said with a careless shrug and a cheeky grin. "Can you actually take on hollows mission like that?"
"Of course I can, you prissy boy!"
"Who's a prissy boy, you old fart!"
"You, you stupid old hag!"
"Idiotic hairy old beard!"
"Flat-chested tomboy!"
"That's sexual harassment! You dirty, perverted, idiotic, Ukitake-taichou's favorite wannabe-"
"Hey!" Ukitake piped in with a wide smile. "Are you talking about me?"
Kiyone and Sentarou winced at the familiar voice. Darn, they were arguing, and Ukitake saw all of it!
"H-Hey, Taichou," Kiyone said nervously. "Taichou, shouldn't you be in bed?"
"Nope, it's a sunny day today, and I'm feeling pretty good today, so I thought I might have a walk around the yard." Ukitake stared at the sun with his fatherly smile. "By the way," he glanced at his two subordinates. "What're you two doing?"
Both of them stood perfectly straight next to each other in front of the entrance.
"N-No, I was just talking to Kiyone about how to cook! Right, Kiyone?" Sentarou said, with a sweaty smile as he glanced at Kiyone.
"That's right! Sentarou said that he wanted to know how to make some chocolate, so I'm teaching him some!"
"Right, right, that's how it is, Ukitake-taichou!"
"Ah, I see!" Ukitake exclaimed, pointing his finger up. "Then how about sharing them with the rest of the division? I'm sure they'll all love it, seeing how their superiors made it for them."
Kiyone nervously shifted her eyes from side to side. "Err… Yea! That's a good idea, Taichou!"
"Exactly! Now, now, Taichou, you should go back now, you wouldn't want to disturb us, right?" the male shinigami said, as he gently pushed Ukitake back to his office.
"Well, I guess so," Ukitake replied. "Well, see you later!" And with that, he left.
Sentarou and Kiyone stared at each other from the corner of their eyes.
"So…?" Kiyone began. "Should we make some chocolates?"
"…Go right ahead, for Taichou's sake," he replied with a shrug.
The next day, the entire Thirteenth Division was out their yard, eagerly waiting for their third seat's homemade chocolate. All of them had positive minds and liked those two superiors, so of course, they were excited.
Naïve.
When the chocolates were passed out to each and every one of them, the entire division had to push and shove just to get through they're ways to the bathroom. Of course, Ukitake had his personal toilet, so he didn't use all those efforts just to use his division's restroom.
He made sure to never let them cook, again.
Phew, that was a close one... I almost forgot about Kiyone...^^; Next chapter will be the end, and then I'll start on my Keroro Gunsou and Bleach corssover fanfic~