Ch. 10: Showdown at the bridge, Enter The Game.

Disclaimer: I still do not own Naruto. If I did, it wouldn't be as good as it is. and there'd be peanut butter EVERYWHEEEERRREEE!

A scream from downstairs awoke Naruto one morning. grabbing his coat he met Temari in the hallway and ran down stairs to see two swordsmen. One was trying to abduct Tsunami while the other tried to separate Inari from his mother.

"Hey!" Naruto shouted gaining their attention, "you mind telling me what you're trying to do to my little pal there?"

"Stay out of this shrimp." the swordsman with a beanie on his head and blue eyeliner said.

Now most who knew Naruto knew how sensitive he was about his size. Temari learned quickly after a day here when the Neji guy said something about it and wound up passing through the wall and three trees curtsy of Naruto's foot.

"I'M NOT SHORT!" Naruto shouted drawing two kunai in his hand and charging the two swordsmen and sending them out the door with a roundhouse kick.

Inari hid behind Temari knowing that was the best place to be when Naruto went crazy on someone.

"COME ON MOTHA FUCKA! CALL ME SHORT AGAIN! CALL ME SHORT AGAIN! I DARE YA! I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA BITCHES!" Naruto ranted stomping on the two mens faces before sighing and crossing his fingers behind his head, "odds are if these two are here Gato's making his move and Tazuna so I better get to the bridge."

"Oh no mister mach stomper," Temari said getting into the blondes face and poking him in the chest with one hand while the other one was on her hip, "You are NOT about to go off to who knows what kind of dangerous battle with out me tagging along."

"Ma would adore you Mari-chan," Naruto said making the blonde suna kunoichi blush at the nickname he started calling her at diner the night after he won their spar, "you know how to play the game."

"Game?"

"Well enough day dreaming Mari-chan," Naruto said, "its party time."

At the bridge Sasuke and Neji were struggling against Haku, Sasuke had managed to unlock the first stage of his Sharingan but it had barely helped do to his lack of experience. Haku had also knocked out Lee and trap them in her Demonic Ice Mirrors during the first five minutes of the fight. Do to his Byakugan, Neji saw their senseis' in a deadlock with Zabuza trying to gain the upper hand.

"I'm sorry," Haku said, "I do not wish to kill you, but I have no choice, 1000 Flying Needles of Death!"

Just as the ice shards were heading their way they heard two familiar voices.

"Fire style: Dragon Fire Jutsu!"

"Wind Scyth Jutsu!"

Before either doujutsu welders eyes widened as the dome of ice mirrors was surrounded by fire and melted it completely.\

"Whats going on?" Haku asked stunned that her jutsu had been disabled and a power cord from a guitar filled everyone's ears making all fights stop and look over at where the fog was flashing random colors and Hintoro slithered out into the opening making them raise and eyebrow.

It's time to play the game

Time to play the game!

Mu, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha

"Ladiessss and gentlemen pleasssse welcome, The Game Naruto Yuuhi and The Wind Misssssstressss of Ssssssssuna Temari no Sabaku!" the small serpent said before unsummoning herself in a burst of smoke.
It's all about the game, and how you play it

Naruto and Temari walked out of the mist with Naruto posing with his arms crossed in front of him and holding two kunai in his hands and Temari posing next to him with her battle fan closed infront of her as she leaned forward on it.

All about control, and if you can take it
All about your debt, and if you can pay it
It's all about pain and whose gonna make it...
I am the game, you don't wanna play me
I am control, no way you can change me
I am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
I am the pain , and I know you can't take me

Naruto had walked over to where Zabuza had been fighting Gai and Kakashi with Temari on his arm both smirking seductively as she licked one of his knives with her tiny tounge.

Look over your shoulder ready to run

like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun

I am the game and I make the rules, so move on out and you can die like a fool

Try and figure out what my moves gonna be Come on over sucker why dont you ask me

Dont you forget there's a price you can pay ''Cause I am the game and I want you play!
It's time to play the game

Naruto threw back his head and squirted a mist of water in the air before slowly lowering his head back tp look at the Demon of the Bloody mist before launching a second mist of water out in front of them.

Mu, Ha, ha, ha, ha, Time to play the game!
Its all about the game, and how you play it

Its all about control, and if you can take it

Its all about your debt, and if you can pay it

Its all about the pain and who's gonna make it...

I am the game, you don't wanna play me

I am control, no way you can change me

I am heavy debts, no way you can pay me

I am your pain,and I know you cant take me!

Play the game you're gonna be the same,

Your gonna change your name, Your gonna die in flames!

Ha, ha, ha, ha Time to play the game!
Its time to play the game..

Ha, ha, ha, ha
Time to play the game! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

"So Super Mega Brow Sensei how was out entrance?" Naruto asked grinning.

"Yosh Naruto I give you a nine on creativity and a tem for style however I am deducting two points do to Temari's unyouthful actions with your weapons." the tiajutsu expert said solemnly.

"Ah come on," Temari frowned, "I thought it would be sexy if I licked his Kunai for him seeing how A) he does it in every fight and B) he had water in his mouth so he could do that mist thing."

"Sorry the score stays as is bringing your total to seventeen." Gai said.

"Well Temari-chan how about you and Ten-Chan go against Haku-chan and give the two freaky eye twins a break while I try to take on Zabuza." Naruto said.

"Can you handle him by yourself?" Temari asked shocked by her own concern over the younger blonde.

"Hey I'm the Game, I gotta play," Naruto said licking the same knife she had earlier, "its in my job description."

"Alright but if you die I kick your ass." Temari said.

"Deal." Naruto said.

Temari walked over to where Sasuke and Neji were poised to attack Haku again.

"Take five boys," Temari said opening her fan to all three moons, "TenTen and I can handle this while you to recover."

"I am a Uchiha," Sasuke said, "I do not need aid from a Suna slut and a weapons obsessed bimbo."

Even Neji had his pride and didn't want to step aside from this battle but even HE wouldn't insult two dangerous women with them within earshot.

"Wind Scyth Jutsu!"

"Dynamic Entry!"

Temari's wind justsu and launched Sasuke off his feet and TenTen's kick had launched the Uchiha boy into a bridge pillar knocking him out.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura shouted.

"Fangirls." Temari muttered.

"Girl I feel ya." TenTen said patting her comrade for the fight on the shoulder.

"1000 Flying Needles of Death!"

TenTen and Temari barely had time to avoid the ice shards that Haku had launched at them.

"Wind Scyth Jutsu!" Temari Shouted sending a burst of slicing wind at their opponent.

TenTen followed up on throwing a hand full of Kunai and shrunken at the ice using girl. Haku dodged their attacks and tossed senbons at them.

"Wind Scyth Jutsu!" Temari said scattering the weapons.

"Temari cover for me while I try a technique I have that might work." TenTen said landing next to the blonde.

"Care to give me a percentage?" Temari asked.

"45%," TenTen said, "50% if my idea works."

"Excuse me if I'm not comforted by that." Temari muttered.

"Can you buy me time or not?" TenTen asked.

"You have two minutes." Temari said closing her fan and rushing forward.

"I do not wish to kill you," Haku said, "but you stand in Zabuza sama's way to his dream."

"Right," Temari said swinging her battle fan at her, "good luck with that."

While TenTen and Temari where battling with Haku, Naruto held up two scrolls and smirked.

"So Zabi-chan," Naruto said making the swordsman, "care to test your luck with the Hebi squad or do you wanna try something a little bigger?"

"Naruto stand down you can't take him on and win." Kakashi ordered.

"Uhh like you did any better the last time you fought him?" Naruto asked, "show of hands who got stuck int the water wonder ball?" Kakashi bowed his head in embarrassment, "you know Zabi-chan I got a good idea lets play with the biggest snake I got and see how you fare shall we?"

Naruto bit his thumb and ran the blood across the now unrolled scroll and casted the Boar, Dog, Bird, Monkey and Ram hand seals.

"Summoning Jutsu: Manda!" Naruto shouted jumping backwards off the bridge.

Sakura and Tazuna gasped until Naruto reappeared on the head of a giant snake.

"Naruto-Kun?" Manda said looking at Naruto, "What did you summon me for?"

"Well I figured you were board at home listening to Chi-Sai-Sama complain about how you made her fat and were needing to vent." Naruto said grinning like a child on top of the monster snakes head.

"True." Manda said.

"So Zabuza Momochi meet Manda-sama of the Hebi clan," Naruto said," Manda-sama, meet breakfast."

"Ha like a little snake like that can beat me," Zabuza said jamming his sword into the ground and waving a set of hand seals, "Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Jutsu!" (Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique).

Manda hissed as a dragon made of water shot at him and his summoner and serpentine around it."Striking Shadow Snake!" Manda shouted as thousands of smaller orange vipers slithered out of his large mouth at the rouge Mist Ninja.

Zabuza countered by slashing and cutting the serpents before jumping towards the larger ninety foot long snake.

"Foolish hatchling," Manda said slapping Zabuza with his tail sending the man back to the ground.

"Manda can you try to push him back so I can trap him?"

"Go for it Naruto," Fuku said, "Striking Shadow Snake!"

Again Zabuza cut down the reptilian serpents when he found he couldn't move.

"Demonic Illusion: Tree Bind Death," Naruto said coming out of the tree trunk, "and now Genjutsu: Petal Disperse."

Naruto dissolved and reappeard on top of Manda's head glowing with red chakra.

"Fire style: Dragon Fire Jutsu!" Naruto and Manda shot twins streams of fire at the trapped Zabuza.

Haku avoided another swing of Temari's fan before kicking the younger girl in the stomach

"Hey BunBun you ready yet?" the blonde asked her brunette partner.

"A little longer." TenTen said continuing to gather as much chakra as possible.

"Cyclone Scythe Jutsu!" Temari shouted swinging her fan at Haku making a lager version of Wind Scyth Jutsu cutting off Haku's hunter mask and the sleeves on her battle cloths.

"Thats IT BunBun." Temari panted low on chakra from her Cyclone Scythe Jutsu.

"Ready," TenTen shouted back making sequince of hand signs before shouting, "Fire Style Dragon Flame Bomb!"

A large fire ball launched at Haku who avoided it by using one of his ice mirrors to appear in front of the fire rushing at Zabuza.

"Ice Release: Ice Dome!" He shouted throwing her arms up and creating thick dome of ice.

However due to the force of a ninety foot long snake and a Genin using the Kyuubi's chakra melted the dome. before the fire could reach them Haku felt something wrap around her waist and pull her out of the way of the fire jutsu.

"ZABUZA-SAMA!" Haku screamed out to the man he saw as a more than a mentor but a father as well as the fire engulfed him.

When the smoke cleared Zabuza was lieing on the ground.

"Zabuza-Sama." Haku shouted.

"Sorry," Naruto said as Manda lowered his head to the ground for Naruto to jump off before he left in a burst of smoke, "I personally don't like killing my oponents if i can help it but he was a danger to my mission."

"It is alright Naruto-San," Haku said, "I don't enjoy killing either but we are tools to be used until we die."

SMACK

Everyone gasped as Temari had slapped the fifteen year old boy.

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A WEAPON," She shouted at her once opponent, "MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS MADE INTO A WEAPON THE DAY HE WAS BORN AND TREATED TO ASSASINATION ATTEMPS BY OUR OWN FATHER SINCE HE WAS THREE, ONE OF THOSE BY OUR OWN MOTHER'S BROTHER, EVERYTIME MY FATHER SENT SOMEONE TO KILL HIM I LOST A LITTLE MORE OF MY BROTHER, SO DON'T YOU EVEN DARE CALL YOURSELF A WEAPON!"

Naruto pulled a tear streaked Temari into his chest while Haku collapsed into the nearest person, that being TenTen, and both cryed.

"How touching."

Everyone turned to see Gato and his gang standing.

"kill everyone but the girls boys," Gato said, "the pink haired one will at least make us a prophet, pink hair is so exsotic."

"Okay thats it I'm cutting of your thimble sized dick and shoving it up your candy ass," Naruto said, "I was simply gonna pound ya but you just had to talk about selling my sister, my friend, well my teammater i can let go since I'm not that big of a fan of the howler monkey fangirl myself but My sister and friend are off limits to your perverted schems."

"And just who the heck are you?" Gato asked.

"Who am I?" Naruto asked, "I'm the trail blazing, Bad guy beating, Raman eating, biggest SOB to ever put on a headband, I am Naruto Yuuhi of the Village hidden in the Leaves, Dattabayo bitches."

"Nice catch phrase." Temari commented whipping a tear out of her eye.

"I got another on you might like," Naruto said, "Gato bitch when I'm done with you, you won't bother any defensless villagers eeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrr AGAIN!" (picture Naruto doing a Chris Jericho impression on this line)

"Eh" Temari said giving him a so-so gesture.

"Your right I'll just kick his ass now." Naruto said.

"You gottqa get though us first shrimp." on of the mercs said.

Everyone contious minus Haku pailed at his words while Naruto's face grew dark.

"Oh you done did it now." Kakashi said while he and everyone else took a HUGE step back.

"Did you just call me shrimp?" Naruto asked pulling out a kunai knife.

"Yeah what of it?" the DAM Dumb Ass Merc.

Naruto licked the edge befor ediving into the crowd and started taking the mercs down as they came at him.

"COME ON MOTHA FUCKA! CALL ME SHRIMP AGAIN! CALL ME SHRIMP AGAIN! I DARE YA! I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA BITCHES!" Naruto ranted stomping on the mens faces before DAM was the only one left.

Both TenTen and Temari noticed the spot on the front of his pants.

"And for you my dumbass friend," Naruto said, "Striking Shadow Snake!" a hundres vipers shot out of Naruto's sleeve and bit the whimpering man.

"Oh Gaaaatooooo," Naruto called out a fake sweet voice, "come here and plaaaaayyyyyy!"

Gato screamed and made a run for it when an ice shard exploded out of the front of his head.

"That was for Zabuza-sama bastard." Haku said lowering his hand back to his side while TenTen continued to hold the ice wilder.

The next day Team Gai, Team 7, Temari and Haku made their way from the village towards theres

Ch. 10 R&R please and please don't flame and if you see and spelling mistakes, don't go all hetic on me, just let me know kindly alright, Ja Ne