Author's Note: I can't believe this is the finale. After four months...I'm going to miss this story. Well, thank you for the reviews Forgotten Tyrant, OnyxBunneraffe, ligersrcool, Quote Owl and especially Alicia Olivia Mirza (I mean...wow)!

(This update is also part of a series of oneshots and story updates to celebrate my one year anniversary of joining this site! And Happy New Year! May 2017 be better than 2016! [Seriously. We need it])

Harry swung Amber Rose around the dance floor, her giggles that sounded out every time her feet were lifted off the ground playing in his head. Frankly, he had no idea how he was dancing so well, but bet it had its origins from Amber Rose, who he felt was leading the dance more than he was.

When the song finally ended, he held her almost sickeningly close. "Amber Rose, how about we get out of here for a while?" His palms were sweaty and he tried to look as suave as he could under the circumstances, which wasn't a lot.

Amber Rose giggled again. "Oh, Harry." Before she paused in a moment for thought. "But…what about the king and queen announcements-"

He interrupted her. "We'll get back in time," he tried to purr.

"Oh, well, I can't resist it when you put it like that." Amber Rose batted her long lashes as Harry tugged her off the dance floor.

"Just stand right here," Elizabeth directed Hermione. Elizabeth, Ron, and Hermione were in an empty classroom, each of their wands drawn and glowing with light in the dark room, waiting. "Ron, have you got it yet?"

Ron rifled through Hermione's clutch, elbow deep in the enchanted purse. "Almost…here!" He grabbed a bundle of rope out, tossing it to Elizabeth.

The minute the fiber touched Elizabeth, she backed away and let it flop on the floor. "Oh, Ron, you know that's Hermione's job." She nudged the bundle towards Hermione with her foot.

As Hermione went over and grabbed the rope, she and Ron exchanged assured glances.

The group was suddenly alerted when the sound of muffled voices started to seep in the room. Well, one was muffled.

"Here we are!" Harry all but shouted.

Amber Rose giggled, "Shh, Harry," as he took a prolonged amount of time to jimmy the door open.

The group inside the classroom scurried to their positions, and the room was dark once again.

Harry led Amber Rose inside, tugging her to the center of room, before he doubled back to lock the door.

Amber Rose pulled out her wand, and muttered, "Lumos," before gasping when the room lit up. "What are you guys-"

Her wand was knocked out of her hand with an, "Expelliarmus!", before she could even finish her sentence, and Ron claimed it.

Hermione guided the enchanted rope, which had previously been floating mid-air, and it quickly tied Amber Rose's hands together, and another piece of rope snaked around and tied her feet, causing her to pathetically flop on the floor.

"Guys! Why are you doing this?" Amber Rose cried, squirming on the floor desperately against her bonds.

"Jigs up, Sue," Elizabeth hissed, her face twisted.

Amber Rose looked up Harry, who offered no mercy, before glaring defiantly at the group. "Joke's on you! I can do wandless magic!" She started to writhe and twist her hands, speaking in an incomprehensible tongue. Her golden eyes glowed threateningly, her silver hair shining and twisting around her as her words got more passionate and bold. Then…nothing happened. Her hair lost its sheen, her eyes grew dull and her words rattled off and disappeared. The quartet was unharmed, and Amber Rose gaping. "H-How-"

"Anti-Sue ropes, owl-order," Hermione stated surely.

Ron nodded. "I'm surprised it worked."

Amber Rose was speechless, her mouth opening and closing like a fish.

Harry raised his wand and pointed at her, but said nothing.

Elizabeth grew agitated with the silence. "Well, what are you waiting for?"

Harry said nothing, and only stared.

Elizabeth suddenly twitched and leaped forwards, grabbing Harry's wand and jabbing it further towards Amber Rose. He still did nothing.

"Finish her!" shrieked Elizabeth, her eyes ablaze. Harry suddenly turned towards her. "No! Hermione, Ron!"

Elizabeth flew backwards, landing on her back before the twines of rope grappled around her, pulling and tying her to Amber Rose.

"What are you doing?" grunted Elizabeth, twisting and snarling like an animal, disturbing Amber Rose. "I'm not a Sue!"

"Please," spat Hermione. "We're no dummies."

She continued, "Astonishingly beautiful, smart, always know what's going on, you're a classic Sue!"

Elizabeth was silent for a moment, before she twisted her head towards Amber Rose, glaring ferociously. "I blame you! They would've never found out if it weren't for you and your flashy looks!"

Amber Rose whimpered. "Hey!"

"It's true! I've been at this school since second year, biding my time, but then you showed up and ruined everything! You spent too much energy convincing all of the teachers to look at the real threats!"

"Well, it's not my fault you got discovered!" Amber Rose shot back.

"Is too! I needed to get involved to get rid of you!"

"Why, were you threatened?" taunted Amber Rose.

"Was not!"

Elizabeth and Amber Rose continued to bicker in the background, "I'm Dumbledore's great niece!" "I'm Lupin's secret daughter!", while Hermione, Harry and Ron looked up the spell to get rid of the Mary Sues, the true plan all along.

Hermione looked down at the copy of the Quibbler in her hands. "It says here that they should be banished to the trash can on a computer."

"A computer? What's that?" Ron asked.

Hermione and Harry looked at him blankly. "Muggle thing." With Hermione continuing, "I'll explain it to you later."

"Well, all right."

"It even has a spell here for it!" Hermione exclaimed, showing Harry and Ron the spell in question. Hermione looked up and grinned at Harry. "Harry, I think you should do the honors, since they did try to steal your destiny."

"Okay." Harry puffed up his chest and raised his wand, happy to get rid of the two leeches. "MarySueic Trashcanius!" At the words the two Mary Sues disappeared with a pop, leaving behind only a small patch of glitter. Never to be seen or heard from again at Hogwarts.

And all was as it should have been once more.

Suddenly, a hole opened up from the ceiling, dropping in a very disgruntled and made-up Ginny Weasley.

Well, almost.

"Ginny!" They all exclaimed, with Ron continuing, "What did you do to you face?"

"What did I do? What did I do!" Ginny stood up and started nearing Ron, causing Hermione and Harry to take a couple steps back out of fear. "I didn't do anything! All those girls in that cheap, fancy replica version of Hogwarts did this! They called me plain all because my eyes weren't multi-colored and I didn't have a figure like a model! They practically attacked me with thousands of makeup brushes and pounds of glitter! They took away my wand and returned it covered in rubies!" she barked, shaking the above-mentioned wand. "What I should be asking is why you, Ron Weasley, didn't notice that I disappeared on the first day of school!"

Ron's voice cracked as he tried to calm down the angry red-head. "Now, Ginny, what makes you think a silly thing like that?"

"Don't lie to me," Ginny growled, poking Ron's chest with the tip of her wand. "We could see what's going on here. There's a giant screen that shows all what you do here, the other girls fawned over it twenty-seven, going 'that's where I'm gonna be someday'!"

Ginny turned around and started glaring at Hermione and Harry. "And you two," she heaved. "Didn't even notice I was gone either!"

"Ginny," Hermione said gently, walking towards Ginny. "You see, we had a very difficult situation as Amber Rose was-"

"I know that git was a Mary Sue," Ginny spat. "I've been watching you the whole time, haven't I? You finding out nearly made the other girls wet themselves."

"Yes, so you know how much they can disrupt reality." Hermione gripped something underneath her cloak.

"Enough so you couldn't notice my absence for a few measly seconds?" Ginny asked in a rhetorical question.

"Those Sues were both very powerful, Amber Rose was strong enough to fool Dumbledore- PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!"

Ginny froze, and not because she was scared.

Harry managed to leap and catch her before she fell to the floor, stiff as a board and unable to move, her wand, which had been previously raised, now snapped against her side.

"Hermione! That was my sister!" Ron yelled as Harry freaked out about what he was supposed to do with the paralyzed Ginny.

"You're sister was about to kill us, Ron."

"She was- bloody hell. Let's run!"

"You're just gonna leave your sister here?" Harry asked after he had gently laid Ginny on the floor, who was in turn glaring ferociously at Ron and Hermione.

"She can handle herself and we'll return with the counter curse once she cools down."

"Well…" Harry looked guilty and was now switching between looking at his crush and his best friend.

"Do you want to stay here and potentially face her wrath?" Hermione asked.

"No," Harry answered shortly.

"Good. We'll be back soon, Ginny. You'll be fine. And, um, sorry."

Ginny looked she was about to release a year's worth of curses (both magical and not) in a minute as the trio walked towards to door.

"I wonder how Hagrid's doing," Ron said.

"We haven't seen him in a while, have we?" Hermione questioned.

"The Sues probably didn't like him," Harry theorized.

"Wonder if we can have tea?" Ron asked.

Author's Note: Well, that's that. I'll miss you guys. Seriously. But, if you still need a WinterFairy209 dose of sue-y goodeness (or badness) check out my Harry Potter Parodies, which lives on. Or Hogwarts: A Tale Previously Untold, which isn't a parody, but is another Harry Potter fanfic by me. And...Bye.

Signing off of her laptop, WinterFairy209.

PS: Did you notice? The hole in the ceiling was a...plot hole! *bdmm tsss* (Please not flame me in the reviews)