Darkwarrior17: Sorry that it's been a while. I just had other things going.
Night Genie: The trainer person was supposed to have a name by now. Well, she's a really powerful psychic that's granting wishes during the tournament. She will have a bigger part to play later.
Xiao-Darkcloud: You changed your name again!
Guns and Swords
V
The Semi-Finals
The rain had kept up for the whole day, and it was not supposed to let up.
"Grothlik, has the patrol I sent out come back with the escapees?" The Crazy Hand asked as he sat down (Ok… how does he do that again?) and waited for the fight to be ready.
"Ummm…Yes! nonono they haven't." Grothlik said, cowering in a corner.
"It appears there is something else out there, eh Grothlik?" The Crazy Hand said calmly. "Put full security around those who are defeated. I think it will come in handy soon…"
Ping!
"Ahhh… Another day, another-."
Day of hacking The trainer finished, her eyes on the monitors.
"Don't get psychic with me, Krima, (I did have a name for her, look in chapter five) otherwise I'll put you in a lead room with garlic and soap."
"If you think that that was psychic, you are wrong."
Ping!
"Ladies and gentlemen, aliens and germs! Welcome to the semi-finals of the greatest fighting tournament of all time… Guns and Swords!" Troy shouted.
"God dammit, that guy is so annoying." Samus said, looking at the GoodYear Blimp hovering above them. "Hey, C.F., do you think that you could give me a few seconds at the start?"
"No problem. And don't call me that."
Samus and Captain Falcon VS Marth and Roy. They will be fighting at Brinstar, a Samus stage.
"Today's fighters are Samus and Captain Falcon VS Marth and Roy. They will be fighting at Brinstar, a Samus stage where the acid rises and you cannot be thrown off the cliffs, just K.O.ed."
"GO!"
Slash!
Marth sent Captain Falcon back a few feet, where Roy slashed him upwards.
"Get Samus!" Marth shouted at Roy.
Bam!
Captain Falcon kicked Marth back a few feet and went for Roy, only to be grabbed by Marth and flung back.
"Ahhhhhh!" Roy shouted, jumping and slashing at Samus. Samus quickly rolled out of the way and finished charging her gun.
Wham!
Marth kicked at Samus, knocking her off her balance for a few seconds. Marth quickly jumped over Samus, slashing her as he went. He grabbed Roy's hand and flung him towards Samus and Captain Falcon, who was running at them.
BAMBAM!
The move threw both Captain Falcon and Samus back. Roy landed on his hands and flipped up onto the higher platform.
Blam!
Pow!
Samus quickly fired her blaster at Roy, knocking him over the cliff. But the acid was beginning to rise and Roy did a quick flip back onto the platform, kicking Captain Falcon down as he went.
Ping!
"Do you think they'll win?" Young Link asked Ganondorf, who was eating his lunch while he watched.
"Your guess is as good as mine." He said as he bit into some chicken. "Not bad living around here, ya know?" Ganondorf said throwing the bone into a trash bin.
"I hear that that chicken is made out of animal droppings." Young Link said.
"Uh huh."
"And that you're a moron."
"Uh huh."
"And that Dairy Queen is giving out free ice cream."
"REALLY? WHERE!"
Ping!
Bam!
A homing missile hit Marth square in the chest, knocking him onto the lowest platform. The acid was rising again and Marth tried to jump back up, only to get in the way of a kick of Captain Falcon's. Marth hit the acid and was shot up, higher than any one else had.
Pow!
Samus shot Marth with a half charged blaster, making Marth the first to lose a life.
WHAM!
Roy hit both of them with a long sword swing, knocking both into the acid. They both hit shot up, and Marth, who had just landed, hit both downward with a quick swing. They hit the acid again, but this time Captain Falcon was out. Samus finally grabbed onto a cliff and she swung herself up, only to be hit off by Roy's blade.
"That's… growing…TIRESOME!" Samus shouted, corkscrewing up into Roy.
Ping!
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!
"Uh oh…" Rasaara said, turning to the monitor that was beeping.
"What?" Krima looked at the monitor.
"Oh shit."
"They're coming…"
"COMPUTER! CLOSE THE DOORS NOW!"
"I'm sorry. Voice links to RASAARA VEELANDIK have been cut off. Please go to the Registration Table to get your voice link hooked back up."
"KRIMA! SHUT THE DOORS!"
Fine.
BOOM!
SHHHH! BOOM!
"open these doors now!" A voice on the others side of the doors shouted at them.
"Fat chance, morons!" Rasaara shouted.
"YOU BETTER OPEN UP RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR TREASON AGAINST HIS CRAZYNESS!"
"YEAH? WHAT WE DO?"
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME! YOU'VE HACKED THE MAIN COMPUTER AND DESTROYED A WHOLE PATROL!"
"I DID HACK THE MAIN COMPUTER BUT I DIDN'T TAKE DOWN THE PATROL! WHO'S CHARGING US, GROTHLIK?"
"THAT'S COMMANDER GROTHLIK TO YOU! I'LL GIVE YOU TILL THREE TO OPEN UP!"
"Bastards."
"ONE!"
"Hold on a sec…"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
BRZAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
"YEOW!"
"You know, it's not that hard to get yourselves into the main hardware. And I took the liberty of wiring electrical circuits into the door." Rasaara shouted back at them. "Dammit, I didn't think that it would take that short a time for them to figure it out. But I do wonder what got the patrol. Oh well, I might as well get me into the main frame for good."
You do that.
Ping!
WHAM!
Captain Falcon kicked Roy off the cliff, only for him to make a quick recovery.
"Darn it, these guys are really hard to kill." Captain Falcon said as he backed into Samus.
"When I say, you go up and I go down."
"What?"
"Just do it!"
Roy charged at Samus, his sword ready.
"Now!"
Captain Falcon jumped up, only to see that Roy had gone with him, slashing him back down to Marth, who then slashed him forward.
"THERE'S AN ITEM BOX!" Marth shouted, pointing a little away from Roy.
Roy grabbed it and threw it down to Marth, who threw up a Super Scope as he grabbed a motion sensor bomb and a cloaking device.
"Give me a bit, okay?" Roy shouted in the general direction of Marth.
"Done."
Wham!
An invisible sword hit Captain Falcon as he came running up. Captain Falcon then started floating in midair, his hands on his neck.
BuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBAM!
Samus came out of nowhere and corkscrewed into the invisible Marth, sending him up onto the top level. Captain Falcon jumped up, found Marth, and…
"Falcon PUNCH!" Marth was out a second time.
"AHHHH!" Roy came out of nowhere and threw Captain Falcon onto the lower level, right where the motion sensor bomb was laid.
KABOOM!
Captain Falcon died for the first time.
Wham! Samus jumped and kicked Roy onto the first level. It was about then that the acid rose.
PAUSE!
A.N: Okay, the next paragraph is better to picture in slow motion. Not kidding.
PLAY!
Roy was shot up. He swung the scope over at Samus. Samus pointed her blaster at Roy. Roy fired. Samus fired.
BOOOOM!
BOOOM!
Both were sent flying… flying… flying…gone.
PAUSE!
Slow-mo off.
PLAY!
Ping!
"Sir? Sir?"
"What is it Grothlik?" The Crazy Hand said irritably.
"It's the traitors. They are being more trouble than presumed."
"Fine! I don't care! I'll take care of them later."
Ping!
"Double Combo move?" Roy asked, jumping next to Marth.
"Perfect time too." Marth said, as he jumped up onto the platform above. Roy jumped after him, grabbing his arms and flinging him down at Captain Falcon.
WHAM!
Marth did a handstand as Roy landed on his feet. Marth then pushed him off towards Samus.
WHAM!
Roy pushed her off the cliff, but as he did so Samus shot her chain at him, and he was dragged along with her. Samus then swung Roy down below him, pushing him down as she released her chain. Roy went into the acid and was shot back up, only to be thrown down again by one of Samus' mines. But this time, there was no getting up.
"This is astounding! I would say that this is the best fight yet! Hey, an item is coming!" Troy shouted.
"A HAMMER!" Marth shouted.
The hammer fell right where the dead came back, so it looked like Roy was going to get it, until Samus shot him with a half charged blaster. She was going to get it herself when Marth grabbed her leg and flung her down. Marth went for it, but ran into Captain Falcon and they both fell. Samus got up and jumped for it, but by this time Roy had made it back on and stopped her. This only aggravated Samus and she shot Roy with a homing missile before he could get it. But Roy made a quick recovery and hit Samus with his massive sword, knocking her off. Just to annoy Roy, Samus shot her chain and pulled him down with him. This was, however, a mistake, because Captain Flacon had just gotten free of Marth and was jumping for the top and hit Roy instead. So now you've got like two people with massive swords, another person with a plasma blaster, and another with a flaming fist, all piled together, going after this one item. Hard to describe. Picture it yourselves.
3 minutes later…
Pow!
Samus finally managed to blast the two away and grab the hammer. She hit Marth with it, destroying him for the last time, and the head of the hammer fell off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Samus shouted, running around hitting people with the stick.
Wham!
Roy threw the head of the hammer at her, knocking her off the cliff, and K.O.ing her.
"Nice going!" Captain Falcon said, kicking Roy up, and then punching him in the spine.
"BASTARD!" Roy shouted as did he a jump kick at Captain Falcon repeatedly.
"Um… how are you floating in midair like that?" Samus said, charging her blaster.
"What? I'm floating?" Roy said, looking down at the ground that was a foot away from him.
Bam!
"Oww…"
"Silly! If you miss the ground, you can't realize it!"
"Am I still in the right story?"
"No! you're in Bunnyland, where you eat chocolate all day and play with teddy bears! Isn't that fun!"
Back in reality…
"Um, is it okay to hit a crazy person?" Captain Falcon asked, looking down at Roy, who was presently licking the ground and trying to strangle a rock.
"Must… kill… bunny… eat… chocolate…"
"I… don't know…"
This obviously would take some time if the acid hadn't risen, killing Roy.
"Roy has one life left now. What are the chances of him winning now?"
"I'd say about 15 percent chance. Hey, did you know that there's an 85 percent chance of you owing me money?"
Roy was unfortunately not back to normal when he got back, so Captain Falcon held him up while Samus punched at him. It was looking like they would have to K.O. him when he swerved his head as Samus' fist came in.
WHAM!
Samus hit Captain Falcon in the face and Roy kicked out at Samus
"That hurt!" Samus shouted, firing her blaster.
It probably would have killed him, but he had just gotten back on and was not too damaged. Roy flipped Captain Falcon over him and swung his blade at Samus, knocking her down. He was about to K.O. her when…
"Falcon Punch!"
"And that is the end of the match! Samus and Captain Flacon win! Next will be Young Link and Ganondorf Versus Commander Keen and a helper. The helper is going to be none other than the- Beop.
The power went out.
Darkwarrior17: I swear, my whole family was trying to keep me from finishing. Except me beta. You know, I think I've read at least ten stories (Not necessarily fanfictions) with chapters that end "The power went out" or something like that. Also, just in case anybody is wondering why this took so long: it's because my first copy got deleted. In that one the power went out before the semi-finals. Well, I don't have much more to say except: I FINISHED MY TENTH CHAPTER! WHOOHOO! GO ME! GO ME!