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Yuan
Lesson #10, let's do this.
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
A local prostitute who had just been raped by Chuck the Dwarf (the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather of Dirk) on the planet known now as Uranus was on the verge of death. A mysteriously hooded stranger approached her drunk on Welgaian liquor (the strongest type of alcohol known to man...and aliens).
He told the woman that Chuck's sperm was corrupting her body and slowly ending her life. To counter this, the stranger gave the woman a chance to perform a ritual involving sexual intercourse and ketchup with him. The stranger then removed his hood and the woman saw the face…of a horse. Then they made love all night long.
The horse-man's sperm kicked out Chuck's sperm, purified the woman's body and nine months later, Yuan was born.
When Yuan was born, he had a cape on. After examining the fabric, his mother found out that the cape was part of his body and could not be removed. It was the same type of clothing his father had on, except his father also had a hood.
After reaching puberty, Yuan's body grew out of proportion thanks to his half-horse genes. A certain body part (I think you all know what part) grew too large and Yuan was consumed by a sexual drive that could not be satisfied. He went around town in frenzy doing inappropriate things with the women.
The townspeople dealt with this problem by using Yuan and his massive wang as a lightning rod as their town often suffered from lightning storms.
One day, Yuan was stuck by lightning…twice…on the biggest part of his body.
His sexual drive was no longer there, his body returned to normal, but his once-massive organ shrunk to almost nothing.
To make up for this, Yuan studied lightning magic hoping to one day restore his former glory. While studying, he met up with Mithos Yggdrasil and joined his 3-person sex troupe consisting of Mithos, his sister Martel, and Kratos Aurion.
He soon fell in love with Martel, was about to get married when Martel cheated on him with Kratos. To get back at him, Yuan 'accidentally' hooked up Kratos with the ugly half-ape girl, Anna a.k.a. Lloyd's mother.
After Martel's betrayal, Yuan started an undercover criminal gang that specialized in kidnapping small children called the Renegades. He recruited a local poker dealer who went by the name of Botta and they switched off being on top.
Currently, Yuan still operates his criminal gang and is getting rich off kidnapping little children and stealing their candy.
A/N: I'll be doing Neil next. Feel free to suggest more characters if you want to see more.