For Scurryfunger, Anko discovers that Kakashi has been doing something that even Orochimaru wouldn't do:
Anko growled as he sent yet another snake at Kakashi's nether regions. Kakashi had stopped fighting ten minutes ago, and this was going way too quickly for her tastes. Pity. It looked like it was already the "Castration with rusty spoon" stage, even though she was hoping that that would be at least another hour away. How the hell did this man get a reputation as a top-notch shinobi?
While her former mentor had led her away from her home, used her in some highly unethical experiments and ditched her, he had not done what Kakashi had done to his bright, cheerful, and far too trusting student, even after she had asked him to point blank. She still remembered the faintly stunned look on Orochimaru's face after she asked, and how his expression turned to disgust at the idea of doing such a thing. Finding out that there were things that even Orochimaru wouldn't do had been...an experience. Finding someone who found doing them enjoyable, and finding that it was a previously trusted comrade was not an experience she cared to repeat.
Finding that the poor child had believed what was being done to him by his teacher who was never ever supposed to do such things was love had been sickening to say the least, and there was very little that could make her ill after all the things she had lived through.
Anko stalked towards her prey, holding the rusty spoon that she'd found in the back of some dusty drawer in the T&I department aloft.