AN: I've decided to do a video on youtube about this fanfic…basically advertising parody thing because I have nothing better to do with my time xD I'll also make a winner's video later, I'll give you guys the link when I'm done :3
*Death Eaters walk into Filch's tiny office to find him sitting there petting *
Filch: I've been excepting you.
Death Eater #3: uhhh…will we start the song?
Filch: What will you sing?
Death Eater#2: Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
Filch: Sing it now.
Death Eater#1: Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike He's down on his luck - it's tough, so tough.
Death Eater #2: Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay for love, for love.
Death Eaters #3&4: She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot for love -We'll give it a shot.
All Death Eaters: WHOA! We're half way there WHOA! Living' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it I swear WHOA! Living on a prayer.
Death Eater #3: Tommy got his six string in hock.
Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk - So tough, It's tough.
Death Eater #4: Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers: Baby
It's okay, someday.
Death Eaters #1&2: We've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not,
We've got each other, and that's a lot for love, We'll give it a shot!
All Death Eaters: WHOA! We're half way there WHOA! Livin' on a prayer
*Filch raises his hand*
Filch: that's enough, you can go.
*Death Eaters leave and Nargle Hunters walk in*
Luna: Hello!
Filch: What are you singing?
Luna: we aren't singing yet, though you're probably hearing the whack-spurts. We've just discovered they sing when they find a suitable area to mak-
Filch: Just tell me what you ARE going to sing!
Xenophilius: This Is War by 30 Seconds To Mars (AN: IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THIS SONG YOU HAVE NOT LIVED! SOMEONE USED THIS SONG TO MAKE THE BEST HP TRIBUTE VIDEO EVER!)
Filch: Begin.
Luna: A warning to the people
The good and the evil
This is war
To the soldier, the civilian
The martyr, the victim
This is war
Xenophilius: It's the moment of truth and the moment to lie
The moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight
Both: To the right, to the left
We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth
It's a brave new world from the last to the first
To the right, to the left
We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world
Xenophilius: A warning to the prophet, the liar, the honest
This is war
To the leader, the pariah, the victim, the messiah
This is war
Luna: It's the moment of truth and the moment to lie
The moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight
Both: To the right
To the left
We will fight to the death
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right
To the left
We will fight to the death
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world
Xenophilius: I do believe in the light
Raise your hands up to the sky
Luna: The fight is done
The war is won
Lift your hands
Towards the sun
Xenophilius: Towards the sun
Luna: Towards the sun
Both: Towards the sun
The war is won
It's the moment of truth and the moment to lie
The moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight
Both: To the right
To the left
We will fight to the death
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right
To the left
We will fight to the death
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world!
Filch: you may go.
*Nargle Hunters leave and Gred&Forge enter! Then Filch gets up turns their pockets inside-out in search for Dungbombs or any other weapon they could use against him. After 30 minutes of searching he finally gives up*
Filch: Okay, what song will you sing?
George: Bad Behaviour by Jedward (AN: My sister BEGGED me to make them sing I said no because I already put them through the torture of singing Rebecca Black -_- but I'm a nice person xD)
Filch: Okay.
Both: My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my bad behaviour
My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my-
Fred: Don't tell me if I'm bad
Ooooehooo, 'cause I don't want no excuses, oooehooo
So don't be Sirius oooehooo
He could have been persuaded, oooehooo oh oh oh oooeho
George: I want the key to your heart, to your heart
And you would know-ow-own from the start, from the start
And if a smile comes it won't be the last, be the last
I got a little problem that I can't seem to solve
Both: My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my bad behaviour
My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
George: So how's it a surprise? Oooehooo
When you knew who you were dating, oooehooo
Just have to have some fun, oooehooo
So we shouldn't be complaining, oooehooo oh oh oh, oooehooo
Fred: I want the key to your heart, to your heart
And you would know-ow-own from the start, from the start
And if a smile comes it won't be the last, be the last
Got a little problem that I can't seem to solve
Both: My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my bad behaviour
My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
So tell me, t-tell me, tell me
Why, why should I stop
If we're having fun
We'll do it 'till we drop
So tell me, t-tell me, tell me
Why, why should I go
If we never kno-o-ow
My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my bad behaviour
My bad behaviour, my bad behaviour
Told you I was trouble with my bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
Oooehooo bad behaviour
My bad behaviour.
Filch: You may leave.
*As Gred&Forge leave Fred throws a bag of Dungbombs and they land on a sleeping *
Filch: My sweet! ARGHHHH!