Hi guys! As you can see, I posted the last chapter of Falling into Myself today…
Ed: Does this mean that this is cancelled? =D
Me: No, that just means that this will have a new name! =D
Ed: *sulk*
Me: Hehehe, well might as well get on with the dares! I'm also proud of myself for already updating 3 stories in less than an hour! =D This shall be my 4th!
Make Roy or Ed read a yaoi fanfic*shudders*
Roy: !!!!!!! *hides*
Ed: What's a yaoi?
Me: It's obvious that Ed gets this dare. *leads Ed to a computer and puts a lemon yaoi in front of him* Read.
Ed: Fine, whatever….
*4.5 minutes later*
Ed: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over twitching*
Me: This is thoroughly amusing.
...I dare ed to listen to the whole story of the Armstrong generations...and act like he likes it...after that he get a cookie
Armstrong: Well it all started 400 years ago…….
-one week later-
Ed: *twitching uncontrollably*
Me: Here's your cookie! *hands cookie*
I dare everyone to kiss Armstrong. Nobody can chicken out. xD
Men: Ugh… *takes turns kissing him*
Me: Wow, guys are idiots.
Winry: I know!
Women: *kiss Armstrong on the top of the head*
Men: …………..
Me: *laughing*
I also dare Ed to watch a video on how milk comes from to the stores. =D
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-hour later-
Ed: The torture………..THE TORTURE!!!!!!!!
...And I dare Ed and Winry to go out on a date already. =/
Winry: *dragging Ed behind her*
Ed: *waving goodbye to everyone else pitifully*
Me: wow………..
Scar-(dark evil tone) Kill Kimblee slowly torturing his mind till he at his end, begging for mercy as his mind slowly eats itself alive(very happy) then have a cookie^.^
Lust- help out scar ^.^
Everyone: …………….. *grabs popcorn*
-5 hours later-
Me: That……..was……….so………….AWESOME! *hands Scar his cookie*
Scar: NOM
Roy- Have you ever heard Travis pudding story(holds out pudding cup with green moldy stuff on top) eat it
Roy: UGH
-5 minutes later-
Roy: -puking his guts out-
Me: Hehehehe…..
Roy: Which is better, Riza in a miniskirt or Riza in a bunny suit? And, I dare you swap Riza's clip with one with rubber bullets.
Roy: Can she be wearing both? *does dare*
-5 minutes later-
Me: Roy will be back later, he's being checked out by a doctor for injuries.
So my dare is that all the characters have to do my homework *passes over huge mountain of homework* except Al, I get to glomp him ^^.
Me: I'm staying out of it with Havoc!
Havoc: YAY!
Al: *gets glomped* Thanks! =D
*Ed and Winry return*
Me: Good! Now we can do more dares! Time for more 7 minutes in heaven
Everyone: *groans*
Riza-scar
Roy: O_o
Scar: I will not do anything to your wife. I am a virtue after all…
*both enter closet one*
Winry-guilt
Ed: NOOOOO!!!!
Guilt: *snickers* Come on Winry, I'll show you Ed's bad side
Winry: *blushes*
*both enter closet 2*
Ed: *sobbing*
roy-sloth
Ed and Al: O_____o
Roy: Sure…
*Roy and sloth enter closet 3*
Ed: THAT'S JUST DISTURBING! IT'S LIKE COLONEL BASTARD AND MY MOM!!!!!!
Me: *shrugs*
al-noa
Noa: Well, alright.
Al: shrugs*
*both enter closet 4*
Me: How many closets do we have again?
al h.-rose
Me: Hmm, both characters that aren't even in the story. Oh well!
*both go into closet 5*
black hayate-al's cat
*both go in closet 6*
Me: Now that's disturbing
wrath-elycia
Hughes: NOOOOO! NOT MY BABY GIRL!
Me: *holding back Hughes* JUST GO!
*Wrath and Elysia go in closet 7*
Hughes: *weeping*
Dante-the father
*both enter closet 8*
Me: Again, extremely disturbing.
izumi-sig
*both enter closet 9*
Ed: BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!!!! *twitch*
Ed and envy as a girl or be molested by 5 million fangirls every day for 15 years that wont die
Ed and Envy: O_____o
Me: Take your pick boys! *evil grin*
Envy: *sly grin* Come on Edward, I'll pick someone who you'll like…. *drags Edward into closet 10*
Me: ……………. I really don't want to know
havoc-Kate
*both run into closet 11*
-7 minutes later-
*Riza and scar exit closet 1*
Riza: Nice talk
Scar: Likewise.
*Winry and Guilt emerge from closet 2*
Winry: *extremely red*
Guilt: *grinning*
TO BE CONTINUED
Ed: OH COME ON!
Me: *whacks Ed in the head* Shut up! I'm being dramatic today!