Chapter 9: "wedding crashers"
(part one)

greetings my lovable fan base, with a good few of you now on my friends list (yeah you Tab and Sealed you two are the freaking shit, shout out to awesome people :D )

a quote from ViLovesCaitlyn aka SealedinBlood aka awesome author check here out dammit! - I mean check her stories out not - fucking word play...

"OMFG FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS HORSE-FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS, BETTER YET GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF CUZ GOD FUCKING KNOWS THAT NO ONE IS GOING TO FUCKING DO IT FOR YOU AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL FUCKING YI YOU FUCKING DICK-SUCKING KSING N00B IN FACT JUST GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE THIS GAMES FUCKING SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER FUCK A FUCKING GOD DAMN BLENDER OH FUCK YOU TOO HECARIM FUCKING CHEAP ASS KILL I WAS FUCKING TALKING AND YOU JUST FUCKING KILL ME UNDER FUCKING TURRET FUCK YOU! I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR FUCKING ARM AND BEAT YOU WITH IT THEN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND RIP IT OUT THROUGH YOUR STOMACH IF U EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN! FUCK THIS I'M LEAVING HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING BURN IN HELL YOU BITCHES"

^part of a troll game

^^the majority of the F-bombs in this story

sponsored by:

Sinful Succulence Bakery Enterprises, recently going Valoran wide thanks to a loving fan base and a new found loving husband Pantheon

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After the night's charades of saving the defenseless Malzahar and Shyvana, fighting off two very disturbing assassins, and scaring the living day light out of Leona herself as he stomped off into the sunrise with a rather tiny Shyvana compared to his massive 70ft tall form in his claw. Cho stopped in the middle of the main gardens for a second as Shyvana noticed a terrified Leona in the distance.

"Cho?" Shyvana asked in her standard respect demanding tone.

"yes Shyvana?"

"I think Leona just shit a brick in her armor at the sight of you" Shyvana chuckled slightly at the image of Leona being so terrified of Cho'gath.

"*chuckles at the image as well* that would be rather cumbersome for her wouldn't it... so where would you want me to put you down Ma'dam"

"*blushes to the formal assessment* well you could drop me off at the Demacian dorms if you want, I needed to meet with Jarven for some special mission he has for me" Shyvana replied mildly excited.
It took all of seven steps to make it to the Demacian dorms, Shyvana thought to herself to remember how fast traveling Cho-tram is...

"Ah their you are Shyvie - and I see your brought a Uncle!" J4 yelled out from the entrance with his normal derp face, Shyvana starting to twitch her left eye at his nickname for her, Cho shrank to tiny Cho and put Shyvana down.

"hello Jarven... and this is Cho'gath - you know the champion?" Shyvana replied

"Oh! your the new champion? where's your shield Braum-" J4 said with what normally would be a shit-eating-grinn but he was a little to dense to know what that was in the first place.

"My fine sir my name is Cho'gath-" Cho started to correct J4 on his identity when Shyvana cut both of them off with some sarcasm.

"-no he's totally Mundo Jarven... I brought Mundo with me totally" Shyvana face palmed at J4.

"oh hiya Mundo! do you want a cookie? I got some in my cookie monster lunchbox right here- WHERE IS ALL OF MY COOKIES! Quick Shyvana I need you to embark on a top class mission for me, forget that other one about settling a treaty in the Winter Claw camp - no no, this is of top importance!" J4 Started to rant like the end of the world was about to begin, Cho'gath had a stupefied look on his face before just playing along with it too: "uh... Mundo Accept".

"You must go on a mighty quest for my favorite treats: Sinful Angel chocolate chip cookies in the finest bakery in all of Runeterra: The Sinful Succulence, but problems await you my trusty half-dragon companion for the headquarters are deep in allied/enemy territory!" J4 explained

"you want me to go buy some cookies for you... Jarven... there's a Sinful Succulence in the Cafeteria!" Shyvana roared in his face.

"They are all closed! Morgana and Pantheon are getting married this weekend, then they will be honeymooning in Ionia for the next month!" J4 started running in circles at the thought of no more morning snacks, or dinner, or lunch, or brunch, or midnight meal, or those 7 snack breaks between 11am and 3pm on the third day of the third month.

"OK! fine fine, so how do I even get into this wedding to ask for some pastries?!" Shyvana asked with the tiny amount of patience she had left.

"I may be able to help you with that! The void gang and I are going to be their for Pantheons best men, I could bring you as my guest and you can just store the leftovers or such and bring them back for Jarven" Cho'gath cut in

"... Mundo can talk?! ITS A MIRACLE PRAISE COOKIE MONSTER!" J4 at this point crossed the line that separated sanity and bat shit crazy...

"uh... mundo... mundo be quiet now..." Cho'gath replied with some minor terror at the display of Jarven being bonkers

"perfect! now we have to just travel to Ionia in the next few days or so, shouldn't be too hard right?" Shyvana asked redundantly.

"FUCK!" Shyvana roared as she one-shot KO'd the poor Portal maintenance summoner to Cho'gath amusement.

"well I guess we'll have to take the... *puts on random sunglasses* Highway to Hell!" Cho'Gath called out earning a smirk from Shyvana, they ran out of the front doors in a badass cut-scene style sprint, passing Ziggs on the way who was playing with his explosives; Cho began to grow in size as Shyvana jumped onto his back to ride him on their battle across Valoran.

Author note: Because what story doesn't need a epic journey montage?! also I was gonna spoof the song but it made me cry to think that, so enjoy all of its glory - all rights to AC/DC for the song

Livin' easy
Lovin' free

Cho'gath had grow to a massive 250ft tall monster with the battle harden Shyvana atop him (to anyone who didn't know the normal randomness of the league this looked like something out of a badass action movie of legend, but this was just a comedy centered - multi plot centered story by a guy with too much time for his own good)

Season ticket on a one way ride
Askin' nothin'
Leave me be
Takin' everythin' in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do
Goin' down
Party time
My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me around
Hey satan
Payin' my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey mumma
Look at me
I'm on the way to the promised land
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Don't stop me

I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell)
And I'm goin' down
All the way
I'm on the highway to hell

(Narrative POV)

We find this weeks heroes stopping their epic montage across Valoran, on their way towards Zaun for a boat to Ionia when just about to pass through the Ironspike Mountain range only to run into the two most destructive Explosive Super-fans: Ziggs and Jinx.

(back to my normal POV writing)

"HehehehHEHeheeh Stop right there!" Jinx giggled

"HHEHEHhehehheHEHHEhehe in the muahahah name hehehe of hehehehehehhehehehe explosives- YOU SHALL NOT PASS MUAHAHAHAHAH" Crackled a insane Ziggs

"uh... we just need to go-" Cho'gath started as nicely as possible

"NO hehehehehheh" They both said in unison, Ziggs pressing a large red button; The button activated a large missile launcher aiming at Cho.

"OH SHIT!?" Cho and Shyvana both yelled as the launcher fired a building sized rocket in a arc at them, the missile was large enough to be seen at the IOW

(at the IOW)

Summoners and Champions all watched as the massive missile flew across the sky chasing the massive Cho'gath who ran towards Noxus, Lee Sin sensing this danger quickly dashed to Lulu.

"Lulu quick! polymorph that missile!" Lee sin commanded as he Dragon Rage-round house kicked her across the Continent at the missile, Lulu now becoming a shooting missile of her own flew into the rocket head on, bounced off of it while pushing it off course to fly into the horizon...

(a short while later in Bilgewater)

"Yo-ho-ho scallywags! whats be there shooting star matties?!" Gangplank hollered as he set down his ale and took a bite of the mighty orange, the "shooting star" now turned towards Bilgewater with a small impact to its side.

"-ARRRRRRRRRRRGH" Was all that Gangplank could say before the majority of the Blue Flame islands were incinerated

(back with Cho and Shyvana)

Cho and Shyvana after a long day of running and "highjinx" (reference, don't ask), the epic duo set down for the night just outside Morgans Pass, tomorrow they had to cross the Shurima Desert into the Kumungu Jungle, around the Voodoo lands and through the Sablestone Mountains to Bandle City... a long road ahead of them indeed.

and part one is done!, now not sure if i should skip through the trip to the wedding in another montage or make this 3 parts... meh idk

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