I am Sweden.

One day I was sitting in my friend Finland's jacuzzi. He is well known for his excellent saunas. He was in the jacuzzi as well, happily singing "Ievan Polka" while reading a Moomins comic book.

I wanted Finland out of the jacuzzi - not because he was annoying me, I in fact did not in the least mind his gibberish polka tune. I just felt like enjoying a private moment.

I grunted. Finland looked at my creepy face and blanched.

"Oh, OK, Mister Sweden, I-I will leave you t-to yourself now!"

Finland climbed out of the pool, but first he slipped and dropped the Moomins comic book into the water.

Shame. The Moomins are my favorite too.

Oh well.

I made my way over to the part of the sauna where Finland had been sitting. He had been sitting right where the bubble jets were.

Aah.

Such a pleasant burst of warmth to thaw my bones, which had been chilled for the duration of that cold Scandinavian winter, which was not yet half over.

But it was even more pleasant to my loins.

I remove my speedo and ponder for a second where I should put it. I would have a hard time retrieving it if I let it sink to the bottom of the jacuzzi, but if I put it outside of the jacuzzi, somebody might walk in and see it and know that I was completely naked in the jacuzzi.

I hide it under my towel on the bench and return eagerly to my hot relief in the pool. I put my crotch against the bubble jets. Aaah, that feels good, for it to swing so freely like this... I feel that it is going to become stiff...

"Sweden! SWEDEN!"

Finland was knocking on the door. Boner killed.

I dip myself deeper into the pool while he opens the door to come in.

"Norway, Denmark and Iceland have come to my sauna to visit! Would you like to meet with them for a nice hot cup of coffee in the sauna hut?"

I show him my intimidating face again.

"Oo-okay, I-I'll take that as a n-no..."

He shuts the door and runs away.

Relieved, I put my penis back up to the jet and it hardens again. The precum mixes with the hot water as it lengthens. Almost ready...

The door swings open without so much as a warning knock.

"SWEDEN! I GOT YOUR COFFEE!"

It was Denmark, of course. Only he is rude enough to burst open so rudely.

I turned away from the bubble jet as fast as I could, hoping that he does not notice my naked erection. I pointed for him to put the coffee on the bench.

"Ok, then! Hey, are you sure you don't want to try the steam room? It's quite awesome, you know!"

Luckily he was not observant enough to notice anything. I grunted and gave him the LOOK.

"Hehe, OK then, but let me tell you, you're missing out!"

He slammed the door shut, and I jumped out quickly to grab my cup of coffee. Caffeine can sometimes be a great aphrodisiac, after all.

As I sipped my cup dry, I rubbed my erection so that it does not go soft until I can feel the caffeine's stimulating effects.

As I was sipping, I heard Iceland softly knocking on the door and asking, "Is anyone in there?"

I grunted, but he apparently didn't hear me. He opened the door to see me drinking coffee with a sour face.

"I wanted to use the jacuzzi. Now would you mind taking turns?"

I just grunt and give him the FACE again.

"Fine then! I'll just go find another jacuzzi! Probably wouldn't want to use this one anyway..." He muttered at the end. Did he suspect?

I turned around and stimulate myself to a full state of arousal. My penis got stiff enough so that I could shove it into the hole that is blowing the pressurized bubbles out.

It felt so pleasant, and ticklish, and erotic, and certainly warmer than Finland's asshole... but shoving it into the hole was hard. I held on to the edges of the jacuzzi and pulled myself up to it, thrusting as hard as I possibly could...

I finally managed, for a split second, to get my boner into the hole before the bubbles blew it back out.

Uf-dah! I need to get it in the hole again... must, for the most blissful release...

I got it in, and this time, I held it for about three seconds, before I was blown out by my own cum.

I heaved, tired but satisfied, as my erection disappeared and the semen dissolved into the hot jacuzzi water.

"Um, Sweden..."

I felt a jolt of horror and shock.

"You could have locked the door, you know..."

I turned around to see Norway. He must have gotten that feeling about me and then quietly opened the door and had been quietly watching me the entire time!

I gave him the scariest FACE I can possibly give.

Norway sighed. "You might have had a better time in the group sauna, you know."

I know, but I had always wanted to try the bubble jets out!