(A/N: Guess what! I lied! I posted FOUR chapters! And, possibly a fifth. If I decide to write it. Go me! -does a victory dance- This one amuses the hell out of me. Yay for crackbaby plots!)
The Weight Of A Giant
Yammy stumbled through the streets clumsily, not watching where he was going, as usual. What he didn't realize was his location, which just so happened to be Soul Society.
Lounging beneath a tree was one Hinamori Momo. He didn't notice her sitting there; otherwise he probably would have shoved her out of the way before sitting. Upon sitting, he heard and felt a loud crunch, and frowned.
"What the hell did I just sit on?" he scratched his ugly-as-sin face, his eyebrows furrowing together. He didn't bother to get up just yet, leaning instead upon the trunk of the nearby tree, nearly uprooting the unsuspecting thing.
When he was finally inclined to get back up, he discovered a smashed shinigami to be the cause of the crunching sound beneath him. He laughed, his mouth falling open stupidly as he picked up the smashed remnants of Momo to get a closer look at her.
"Serves her right!"
All it took was the weight of a giant to bring an end to Hinamori Momo.
(A/N: -gasps for breath- Gosh! This just up and bit me in the butt and said "WRITE THIS NOW!" And it makes me laugh! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. I spoiled you Momo haters! I did, I did! I'm so bouncy right now! Whee! I have no idea where this idea came from, but WOO!! Love it. Coffee is my best friend. I'm gonna be awake for weeks!)