Yoshu Khally,

Oh really now? I'm shocked, if they know i exist why do they just ignore me? Anyways, they've probably seen the movie or read the book. (I just hope it was the orginal movie, not the one with Johnny what's his face in it), I feel like Canada sometimes.

It's official, this Turkmenbashi has caught my attention...

Disney land, eh? (Wait a moment, Alice you're not Canada, you twit!) I only go there for the Mad tea party (The tea cup ride thing) and the Alice in Wonderland ride...Haunted mansion and some others are on that list too though! Which reminds me, me and my family are 'Hoping' to go there soon!

Well, i would have had fun at the tea party had me and March (The march hare) and Dormy (Door mouse) not had to go find the Mad hatter...It took us four hours just to figure out that Dormy knew where the Hatter was but was just to tired to remember. Next time we have one, i'll be sure to invite you!

Until next time,

Alice

Dear Alice

It's really a good time if you're interested in the culture of the area (Turkmenbashi a.k.a. Disneyland). We never saw the original movie when it came out in our country because of the Soviet Union and their Iron Curtain they placed over us satellite nations.

Maybe if Dormy hadn't been going to Mr. Hooka's (? I researched hard for this) supply if you know what I mean;). I would love to go so anytime you invite me would be great.

Sincerely,

Khally Berdiev

Turkmenistan