Chapter 10
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
A/N:Ok i got a review saying someone was offeneded by them singing if you were gay and i'm sorry thats not how i wanted it but the reason everyone was laughing is because Jacob and Paul are really bad singers and i was not under any circumstances mocking anyone for being gay seeing as i know people that are gay. if anyone else is offended by this PM and i will change this chapter. Thanks.
Authors Note: Sorry for the late update but I had an perfect idea for this chapter but I just couldn't get it right, and to tell you the truth I still don't think I have it right but I'm just going to upload it anyway. Also there will be a lot of lyrics in this chapter as it is a Karaoke. Don't say I didn't warn you!
The Songs (in order):
Alice - "Best Damn thing" by Avril Lavigne
Mike - "I'm Gonna Getcha Good" by Shania Twain
Edward - "Eternal Flame" by The Bangles
Bella - "Pour some sugar on me" by Def Leppard
Jasper - "Man! I feel like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Emmett - "Baby got Back" by Sir Mix a Lot
Rosalie - "Take it Off" by Ke$ha
Emmett - "Inside of you" by Hoobastank
Rosalie - Scotty Doesn't know" by Lustra
Paul and Jacob - "If you were gay" by Avenue Q
Previously in Secrets, Past Memories and Hopefully a Future:
I was released back into reality by the hyperactive pixie herself "Ok so where going to a karaoke bar. I cant wait we all need sing"
"Wait what? I'm not singing" I said trying to get out and I was sure it was going to work until Edward spoke "You promised" he said pointing to the guitar. I crossed my hands over my chest and glared at him which just made him chuckle.
Jasper's POV
Alice was hyper today even more than she is normally, I don't understand her emotions there going from her normal excitable self to being extremely eager about this karaoke night. Whenever I asked about it she would tell me she was getting a feeling that the night would be filled with love and enjoyment. She had gone all out trying to make Bella dress in 'Alice approved' clothes. Bella was going to be hospitalised by the end of the night in those heel's Alice and Rose have picked out, hmm maybe this will give Edward the chance to catch her. The girl's have officially been getting ready for 2 hours. How they can stand it, I will never know. The rest of us guys where sitting in the living room playing Edward's Xbox, Carlisle and Esme had gone out to dinner and wouldn't be back till late. We were already ready most of us had just shrugged into a new shirt, Casual but not too much that it will make Alice scream at us.
"WOO, OH YEAH WE WIN !" Emmett boomed. He had just beat Jacob at some racing game and was over the moon by it. I looked up to see him getting a hi-5 off Edward while Jacob got a slap for losing off Paul. Edward and Em where ecstatic because now they got to pick Paul and Jacobs songs for the Karaoke night. God only knows what Emmett's thinking!
Paul groaned "What are you going to make us sing?".
"I think we should make it a surprise don't you?" Emmett asked Edward.
"Yeah, Em I think we should" Edward smiled.
Jacob growled, then smiled at Paul "Hey Paul, What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?"
"I don't know Jake what do they have in common?" Paul grinned.
"Their balls are for decoration" I burst out laughing even Emmett snorted.
Edward's eyes narrowed "You are soo dead!" he snarled. He crouched about to pounce when Bella's laugh filled the room. We all turned round to find that our mouths dropped about 4 inches.
Alice POV
I couldn't help but smile when I saw Edward's face it was just what I pictured it to be. Full on SHOCK! But what did surprise me was that it mirrored throughout the room. Jasper the love of my life's mouth was hanging open at the sight of Bella. Yay! I had worked my magic. She looked HOT! Now Edward will have to keep all the guys off her. My plan was coming together quite nicely until I head Emmett's booming voice.
"MY LITTLE SISTER IS NOT GOING OUT IN THAT!" his red face was mirrored on Bella's.
"Oh shut up Emmett, Rosalie's dress is shorter than mines. Do you want her to go and change too?" Bella asked in a perfectly sweet voice. I chuckled she hated us giving her a makeover but when it was done: She loved it! Emmett eyes went over to Rosalie who was smiling sweetly at him: his mouth dropped even more and I could swear I saw a bit of drool escape his mouth.
"She not my sister" he mumbled. I knew it she had him there, no way in hell did he want Rosalie change especially now that he had a good look at her.
"Ok now that's settled and we know Bells is NOT going to change, we should head" I gave them all a huge grin before leaving to my Porsche with Jasper tailing on my arm. I couldn't wait till the night started.
Bella's POV
The club was fairly big and completely mobbed. It seems like the whole school had the same idea. We filled into a booth near the front of the stage since we where all going to have to sing, 'Thanks Alice!'. She had already signed her and Jasper up, he even let her pick his song. Stupid idiot!
Anyway I could kill Alice seriously she had put me directly next to Edward and that's not bad but when she gets Emmett and Rosalie to squeeze in next to us, I end up practically sitting on his lap. One move and I'm brushing against him, this causes Paul and Jacob to snicker and I end up blushing like a tomato.
"Ok so first to sing tonight is Alice Cullen. Get up here girl!" the DJ yelled.
There was a chorus of "Woo" and clapping when Alice got up off Jaspers knee and grab the mic.
"Ok so I'm going to sing 'The Best Damn Thing' by Avril Lavigne" she said before pointing to the DJ indicating him to start the song. Music blasted out of the speakers as Alice began to sing:
Let me hear you say hey hey hey
she raised her hand and punched the air as she sang
"Hey hey hey" everybody sang
Alright
Now let me hear you say hey hey ho
"Hey hey ho"
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door
She began jumping up and down in pure Alice fashion as she sang the next few verses.
even though I told him yesterday and the day before
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab
And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad
Where are the hopes, where are the dreams
My Cinderella story scene
When do you think they'll finally see
That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same
And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seenAlright, alright
YeahI hate it when a guy doesn't understand
Why a certain time of month I don't wanna hold his hand
I hate it when they go out, and we stay in
And they come home smelling like their ex girlfriendsI found my hopes, I found my dreams
My Cinderella story scene
Now everybody's gonna see…. when she finished everybody was clapping, she put on some show.
She jumped off stage and ran straight to Jasper and smothered him in a huge kiss (well they technically where making out in front of everybody). Some people coughed trying to get them to break up the uncomfortable scene but they never broke apart.
"GET A ROOM" Emmett yelled causing the couple to break apart and blush slightly.
"Well I wonder who's next?" I heard Rosalie asked but was completely oblivious to the answer as Edward lips leaned to my ear.
"Want to know a secret?" he asked. I was momentarily stunned I couldn't even speak so I went for slowly nodding my head.
"I've gotten Newton over there to sing to Jacob" I choked out a laugh and asked what he was going to sing.
"He's up next. You want to dance" he asked.
"Yeah sure but I still don't have complete balance just to warn you"
"Well lucky I'm just an excellent dancer" he rose to his feet and assured Em and Rose to move. Once we got on the dance floor Edward placed his hands on my hips and we kind of swayed to the music, he was right he was a great dancer. I gave a quick glance next to me to find Alice and Rosalie dancing with there boyfriends even Paul and Jacob had found girls to dance with.
"Ok everyone the next person up is Mike. Get up here and those who are still dancing stay where you are" the DJ grinned.
"Well then I guess we should continue" Edward gave me a smirk. Why does he have to dazzle me all the time? Its not fair he must think I'm a right freak by the fact that I can barley saw two words to him.
Mike's voice cut though the crowd like a fingernails being dragged down a chalk board. The piercing cry nearly deafened me. But the moment Mike started walking off stage and into the crowd, Edward and I both stopped dancing and turned round, his hands where still resting on my hips as I was pressed against his chest. I couldn't help but smile It just felt so right. Wait shit, get you head out of the gutter, Swan!
Don't want you for the weekend; Don't want you for the night
He slowly made his way around the crowd to wear Jacob was standing with wide eyes.
I'm only interested if I can have you for life.
I know I sound serious and baby I am
You're a fine piece of real estate and I'm gonna get me some land
OMG! He actually just waggled his eyebrows. So don't try to run; Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someoneI'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
I think I'm going to be sick. He's all over Jacob.
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
You can bet by the time I say "go" you'll never say "no"I'm gonna getcha it's a matter of fact
I'm gonna getcha don't you worry 'bout that
You can bet your bottom dollar in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should, I'll getcha good.I've already planned it; Here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna love you and you're gonna fall in love with meSo don't try to run; Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someone
….
I couldn't even watch the rest Jacob looked so uncomfortable it made me uneasy, so instead I turned round and buried my head in Edward's chest. He chuckled and wrapped his arms around me pulling me deeper into him. I smiled into his chest. When Mike had finished, Edward pulled me away from him but just a little as he kept his hand around my waist and leaned down whispering in my ear " You'll want to see this next performance".
"I will?" I smiled.
Before he could answer the DJ cut him short "And next up we have Edward Cullen"
He leant down and kissed my cheek before whispering yes to me. When he got up on stage the girls screamed, some actually ran up towards the stage like some screaming stalker fans it was quite funny. But then he spoke "This ones for a certain brunette" he winked at me, of course it being me the only thing I could do was blush. Bright red. His velvety voice was beautiful, during the first line I could here Alice and Rosalie's simultaneous "Aww's"
Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame? I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
His eyes never left mines, it was like nothing else mattered but us. I couldn't see anyone else but him. Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feelingSay my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling Close your eyes and give me your hand
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame? Is this burning an eternal flame? An eternal flame? Close your eyes and give me your hand
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
…
I didn't even notice him get of the stage until he was in front of me his eye's searching for something in mine, our gazing locked as he leaned in "I want to try something".
He tilted my chin up towards him until I could feel the warmth of his breath against my skin before our lips touched. Electricity ran through me leaving me exhilarated and wanting more. I wrapped my hands round his hair tugging him closer to me, he let go of my face his hand slide down to my waist crushing me to him even more. I gasped as we broke away for air. I looked up to find Edward and his signature crooked grin, his eyes filled with so much excitement and passion I could help but beam back. He once again wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me over to the table, and sitting me on his knee, while Emmett and the other guys were whooping!
"Finally you guys get together" Alice commented "I'm so happy"
"Me too" Edward grinned. I smiled back and leant back resting my head on his chest.
"Congrats guys!" Emmett gave him a hi-five. The others congratulated us too ,unfortunately we were pulled apart quite quickly from the voice of the DJ "Sorry to split up you love birds but your up girl"
I was in such a rush I had the confidence to do anything so I pecked Edward on the lips and stood on the stage, swinging my hips to the beat.
Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
….
"Woo, I knew you were my sister!" Emmett screamed as I walked back down to the table taking my seat on Edwards lap back.
"You were um WOW!" Edward kissed my neck.
"Thanks" I replied.
"Do you all know how amazing we are" Alice clapped "and Jazzy's up next" if right on cue the Dj called him up, when the music started he glared at Alice but she smiled angelically which made him soften up and start to sing.
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang downThe best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)…..
I can't believe he actually sang that for Alice, that was so sweet. When he got off the stage I walked up and hugged him just before he sat down.
"I can't believe you made me sing that again, Alice" he growled.
"But you were so good at it" she pouted. I guess he couldn't be angry at her because he pecked her on the mouth.
"Wait again?" Paul laughed.
"You got something to tell us there Jazz" Jacob asked.
He growled at them "Wait till you hear what Em and Edward are making you sing"
That got them to shut up, everyone laughed.
"Ok everyone we have got the erm- KING OF..-" the DJ looked down at the piece of paper- "Erm we have Emmett next".
Emmett pouted and stood up "You were meant to give my introduction"
When the music started I cringed, OH MY GOD only my brother would get on stage and sing Baby got back while shaking his ass repeatedly:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupyI've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
….
When he was finished I don't think anyone knew what to say, our mouths hung open. That was until Rosalie composed her self and turned to face Emmett, I caught her winking at me before she said anything "What are you trying to say Em. You want me to have a big ass is that it? Is that why I catch you looking at woman's behind all the time, are you just wishing my ass was as big as theirs?"
"Wait- no Rosie- its just" Emmett stuttered.
"You just want someone with a bigger ass, yeah I get it" She said and stormed up to the DJ before standing in front of the mic.
"Okay next we have Rosalie with Ke$ha"
Rosalie had settled for shaking her hips at the beat of the music.
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild.
And now we lookin' like pimps
In my gold Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give aThere's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.…
Emmett was so jealous at the guy's in the room that were staring at his Rosalie like she was some desert, before anyone could stop him he had marched up to Rosalie where she was still holding the mic and took it out of her hands and told the DJ what song to play. Why does he make every song he sings about sex? It was actually quite embarrassing but completely hilarious at the same time. We were all in fits of laughter because we knew Rose would be pissed that he had sang that to her in front of everybody.
It seems so obvious
Theres something up with us
I swear I feel it
From across the room.
So can I ask you this?
Not to be forward, miss,
But I think I'd kill myself
If I never knew...What do I have to do
To get inside of you?
To get inside of you?
Cuz I love the way you move,
When I'm inside of you.
When I'm inside of you...Just ask and I will do
Anything you want me to
There is no limit
To how far I will go..
And Im sure I can pretend
To be a gentlemen..
But before I begin,
I just gotta know,
I just gotta know,
I just gotta know...What do I have to do
To get inside of you?
To get inside of you?
Cuz I love the way you move,
When I'm inside of you.
When I'm inside of you..
Emmett beamed at his work but before he knew it his smirk was wiped off his face and the mic as Rosalie grabbed it off him and marched over to the DJ.
"What is she doing?" I asked.
"Oh my gosh, I know what she's gonna do and Emmett will not be happy" Jasper laughed.
"What?" Alice shouted.
"She's gonna sing Scotty Doesn't Know" All the boys laughed, me and Alice however didn't have a clue what was so funny until we heard her sing.
"Emmett's going to be more pissed off, listen to what she's singing. She's changed the lyrics" Edward laughed.
Emmett doesn't know that Mike and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
I tell him I'm in church but i don't go
Still I'm on my knees and Emmett doesn't know!Oh Emmett doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Emmett!
Emmett doesn't know!
Emmett doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Emmett!I say I'm out shopping,
But Mike's under me and I'm not stopping...
No-one could control there laughter when Rosalie went over and sat next to Mike and put her arm around his shoulder. Because Emmett doesn't know!
Emmett doesn't know!
So don't tell Emmett!
Emmett doesn't know!Don't tell Emmett!I can't believe he's so trusting,
While Mike's right behind me thrusting.
I got him on the phone,
And I'm trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!Emmett doesn't know!
So don't tell Emmett!
Emmett doesn't know!We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Emmett doesn't know!The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Emmett doesn't know!We did it on his birthday...Emmett doesn't know!
Emmett doesn't know!
Emmett won't know!
Emmett doesn't know!
Emmett's gotta know!
Gotta tell Emmett!
Gotta tell him myself!
Emmett doesn't know!
"WHAT!" Emmett yelled and pulled Rosalie over to him. She didn't say anything just smiled. "That was so hot!" Emmett whooped much to everyone's shock before planting a huge kiss on her mouth which leaded to them making out on the stage. Ugh! Seeing your brother do that is not the nicest thing to watch.
"ARE YOU TOO GONNA BREAK UP LONG ENOUGH TO LET SOMEONE ELSE ON" Edward laughed "Like Paul and Jacob" he grinned over to them.
This caused Emmett to laugh and pull away from Rose but not before asking the Dj if he could introduced the next act. The DJ just nodded, to tell you the truth I think he was kind of scared of Em.
"Next up is the two losers that suck at playing the Xbox and got Eddie and me to choose their song. Get up her Paul and Jacob. The first duet of the night!"
They reluctantly got up and headed to the stage while Emmett went over to the DJ.
"What song are they singing?" I asked Edward.
"If you were gay"
I snorted "Are you serious?" Edward nodded his head as the music started:
(Jacob is in bold, Paul is underlined)
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
Oh,hi Rod!
Hi Nicky.
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
That's very interesting.
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!
Yeah, but...
OVER!
Well, okay, but just so you know
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Nicky, please
I am trying to read...
What?
IF YOU WERE QUEER
Ah, Nicky!
I'D STILL BE HERE,
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
YEAR AFTER YEAR
Nicky!
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEARTO ME,
Argh!
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
What?
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
I would?
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
Nicky, that's GROSS!
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
I am not listening!
AND HERE I'D STAY,
La la la la la!
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
Aaaah!
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
If you were gay.
Argh!
The whole club was in stitches at the two of them. Everybody's laughter died down about 10 minutes after there performance.
The rest of the night was filled with dancing and talking before we all retired to the Cullen's house where we crashed on there couch. The last memory of the night I had was Edward's arms wrapping around me before I descended to a soundless means of unconsciousness.
So what did you all think? I know a lot of lyrics but I did warn you!
Anyway please review so everyone can know if you liked their singing ! 3