Hikaru-San: Sorry for the long update… was just trying to figure out how to word this chapter out! I don't own Inuyasha or any of the products mentioned in the story (remembered my disclaimer just for you bert8813…)
Any who, on with the story…
"Damnit… damnit… damnit…!" Andy kept saying to herself, as she stomped/ paced her apartment.
She just got a call from her boss. Apparently, they needed another story from her to fill in a lot of pages. But now the trouble was what to write on.
"I'm totally clueless…" Andy said, as she finally took a seat in her spiny chair, in front of her Mac computer.
She saw a blinking icon on her tool bar…
InuKami: How are you?
Andy couldn't help but smirk. Sesshomaru always made her day.
Nativehottie: oh… I'm super… except for the fact that I have two weeks to write a story…
InuKami: Oh really? You lost your mojo?
Nativehottie: (rolls eyes) No, its fine… It's just really last minute.
Nativehottie: Why did you suddenly decide to talk to me today?
InuKami: I can leave if you want…
Nativehottie: That's not what I meant…
InuKami: Sorry… but I've just been busy… just closed on a divorce case…
Natviehottie: Yikes! Scary…
InuKami: Tell me about it…
Nativehottie: Well, gotta sign out… I have to get back to work.
InuKami: Have fun with that…
Andy signed off and continued to stare at her computer screen.
Please tell me he's not talking to me because of the fart in bed incident…
Andy growled in frustration. Of all times to act human, why then? She and Sesshomaru were just snuggling in bed, after two hours of the most awesome sex, then all of a sudden… that noise. Sesshomaru just started laughing, while Andy rushed to get her clothes back on and out of the house.
Her Yahoo icon started to flash.
It was Ayame...
WolfGoddess: Is he still not talking to you?
Native Goddess: Well, actually, he just did, though it wasn't for long...
Wolf Goddess: lol! I still can't believe you did that!
Native Goddess: GR! You're supposed to be on my side. Besides! You were the one that wanted Indian tacos!
Wolf Goddess: But I didn't say anything about them being Navajo Tacos…. Lol
Native Goddess: I sometimes have to wonder… were you born in Japan or here in the states.
Wolf Goddess: Your aunts trained me right then…
Native Goddess: You actually taught them how to instant message?
Wolf Goddess: It took five hours, but I did!
Native Goddess: Wow…
Wolf Goddess: So… anything interesting happening over there?
Andy rubbed her eyes. Instant messaging always made her feel drowsy. As she leaned back into her chair, she saw something… rather odd…
The people in the apartment building across from her, had the window wide open, and they were having sex. Andy's eyes nearly popped out of her head.
"Do they know they can be seen!?"
Sesshomaru continued to go over some paperwork. Maybe he took teasing Andy about the incident a little too far. He did tell Rin to place the whoopee cushion on her chair when she went to the bathroom. (a/n: Sesshy can have a sense of humor if he wanted to!)
"I should pay her a visit tonight…" He said to himself. Just one problem… Where did she live?
Andy thought to herself.
"Oh my god…" Kagome said, as she reached into the bag of gummy bears. "Two hours later… and he's still…"
"Hard…" Ayame finished, passing the bag along.
"Guys… this is so wrong…" Sango said, shaking her head, while getting some gummy bears herself.
"It's their fault that they decided to go public with that…" Andy said.
Then, the couple did a weird thing, which the female partner started to give her partner a blow job, while the male partner decided to lick the wetness away from her opening.
The four women tilted their heads, shocked expressions on their faces.
"You can do that?" Sango asked aloud.
"Apparently…" the others replied in a daze. Andy was the first to recover and tried to shut the curtains, but a large section of the bottom of the window wasn't covered.
I need to get new curtains…
Sango, Kagome, and Ayame scooted down to the bottom to continue watching.
"Guys… seriously!" Andy shouted.
"I know Andy… it's gross, disgusting, wrong…" Ayame started to say, but then got distracted. "But I can't look away…"
"Me neither…" Sango and Kagome replied.
"Fine, I'll start painting the cabinets by myself…" Andy muttered, as she started to spread out the tarp.
"Oh! I'll help!" Kagome said, jumping out of her chair to assist Andy. "That's why I came over anyway…"
Sango slowly got up and went over.
Now that I think about it… my sex life is kind of slow… maybe I might give it to that monk tonight…
"Dad… dad…"
"What?"
Rin gave her father a look.
"Are you ok? You've been spacing out a lot…" Rin said.
"Was not… Did you ask me something?" Sesshomaru asked.
"I've been trying to ask you how to do this math problem, but I figured it out…" Rin said annoyed.
"Be good to Jaken. I'm going to go out for a while…" Sesshomaru said, getting up from his chair. Rin rolled her eyes.
"Tell Andy I said hi…" Rin shouted behind her father, as he left the house.
Relationships and their Flops
As far as I'm concern, many different relationships, wither they be human- human, human- demon, or even hanyo- demon, we all seem to have that 'dry time'.
So what's a woman to do during one of these spells? Well, a friend of mine says that she just goes out, get as many movies at the rental store as she can, doesn't matter what they are, buy a giant jumbo bag of gummy bears, and have a solo movie night.
However, to the rest of us that believes that action speak louder than words, we might try to confront our partners by trying to dominate as alpha female, or start showing way too obvious of signs that we want to get laid.
What to do in such a dilemma? The best thing to do is to get your mind off of having your partner satisfy you. Try hanging out and reconnecting with some friends (if you have any…) or a re- decorating project…
That's was as far as Andy got on her latest article. When she called her boss earlier to get an idea approved, he grew excited and decided to call her little spot in the magazine, 'Sex and the City'.
'But isn't that against any copy right laws?' she asked.
'Well, we're not a book publishing company, or a TV producing team. We're fine…' he replied. (A/N: yup… Sex and the City started out as book, and then turned into the super popular series, just FYI.)
Yipee! Now I'm Tokyo's relationship expert! Andy thought sarcastically, as she finished the last cabinet door. She sighed. How was she suppose to be THE relationship expert, when she's still flopping over her own? She wiped her hands on the old white button up shirt. Hey, it was better than getting paint on the blue tank top.
Andy took a step back to admire the handiwork. The soft lavender color was defiantly better that the dull eggshell it was originally. Then, there was a knock at the door.
"Hey…." Sesshomaru said, after Andy answered.
"Hey yourself…" she replied quietly. She gestured him inside.
"So…." Sesshomaru said, taking a look around. "This is where you live…"
"Yup… I was in the middle of painting…" Andy replied, pointing towards the cabinets.
"Lavender?"
"Yup…"
Andy looked down. Why did he suddenly decide to come see her?
Sesshomaru looked ahead, and his eyes went big (or as big as he will let them).
"Are those two people having sex?" Sesshomaru asked, catching 'the show.'
"Really… haven't noticed…" Andy said dully.
"Hm…"
The woman's loud moans were the only audible sound for the moment
But why aren't we doing that? Andy thought to herself. Sesshomaru suddenly looked away, and looked at Andy.
"I bet you we can do better…" he said, pulling her close for a kiss.
Andy was more than ready to submit…
Remember ladies, just take your time during the 'dry spell', because eventually, you're going to get the well earned satisfaction in the end…
Hikaru- San: This was inspired by my favorite Sex and the City episode, episode 7 from season 1! so please r&r!