Interview Guys 4 (part 1)
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! Hope you all enjoy.
Me: HELLO YA PEOPLE! WHAT DID SANTA CLAUS GIVE YA?
Soul; (My god, she's still here, by the way I'M BACK! *me bang his head*) I don't believe in Santa.
Black Star: I GOT LOVELY COAL AGAIN! YAHOO!
Me: That's supposed to be bad.
Kid: ... *laying on floor face down*
Me: I see... not symmetrical I suppose...?
Kid: *sniffle* A ~ ribbon. *(by the way, he's wearing a large robe) turns around and shows red ribbon with green holly in right side of hair*
Me: OMG
Soul: LOL, what the hell?
Me: NO CUSSING!
Soul: Yeah, yeah sorry.
Black Star: Doesn't taking it out solve the problem?
Me and Soul: Wow, he actually said something intelligible. .
Kid: No~ you see ~ it'll make my hair all asymmetrical if I do that~.
Me: Ah.
Black Star: Then put in another on your left side!
Soul: Holy crap. He is saying something intelligible again.
Me: You are absolutely right. But if Kid puts two on. Doesn't that make him look girly?
Kid: NO I AM NOT GIRLY! BUT I DONT WANT TO BE ASYMMETRICAL! YET SYMMETRY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY MANLINESS! VUZAAH!
*gets another ribbon and ties a ponytail with it* SAN Q BLACK SHTAR!
Me: My god, you are letting manliness slip for symmetry? You must be very devoted.
Kid: *strikes a pose (symmetrical one)* Yes, I am very devoted to my god, Symmetricus!
Black Star: Aren't you a god though?
Me: *turns to Tsubaki (yep, she randomly appeared)* Did something happen to him?
Tsubaki: Ah... I don't know "Me"-san. (Top Info: No one out in the world may know who Me-san is!)
Black Star: Hey! I am intelligible!
Soul: Didn't last week I asked him what intelligible means and he didn't know?
Me: OMG. Black Star, a+b=5 and a-b=3. What is the value of (a squared + 5)-b squared?
Black Star: 20.
Everyone (that meaning the world except Black Star): 0.0
Me: He didn't even hesitate and that was SAT level question.
Soul: *trying to count with fingers* the crap?
Me: *Hugs Black Star* Yay! Me coming here made Black Star smart!
Black Star: Why can't you guys just acknowledge I'm intelligible? Cause this is turning into a running gag.
Kid: He knows what a running gag is. What's a running gag.
Everyone (the same as last time): 0.0
Me: They must have switched brain power!
Soul: Maybe... because Kid is smart but it's only because symmetry gets in his way in test.
Kid: NO! IT IS NOT SYMMETRY IN THE WAY! IT IS THE TESTS!
Everyone in room: That makes no sense.
Me: Let me see. The time when Kid became stupid and Black Star smart... *turns to Kid* the RIBBONS! It's making him stupid! Must be!
Soul: Really?
Black Star: I can't believe that.
Me: Wait, I need to check character stats right now.
Everyone: Huh?
Me: *Points a radar like thing at Black Star*
Power: 10
Stamina: 9
Intellect: 9
Speed: 9
*Points at Kid*
Power: 6
Stamina: 10
Intellect: 2
Speed: 9
THEY HAVE INDEED CHANGED IN INTELLECT. And some of the speed changed too. Kinda.
Soul: So we must get rid of those ribbons.
Black Star: Let me do it, I got the same speed as him. *runs at Kid and reaches for ribbons*
Kid: No! You will ruin my hair! *trips*
Me: Aha. I see where this is going.
Soul: Oh no.
Me: Curtains! Till next time. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Who is wondering what is under Kid's robes? I do. NOTHING PERVERTED THOUGH HAHA! ...this is K+ rated after all. CLIFFHANGER
and I do mean it. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND I HOPE YOU GOT COAL IN YOUR STOCKINGS! Not really.