A/N: ... Hey~ Long time no see huh? heh heh... yeah sorry about the long wait. I tried to get it done, but I just recently moved to Germany and stuff sooo yeah... Anyways. Hey guys~ Guess what time it is~~~~~ It's… Hetalia/Ouran crossover fanfiction time~~~ :D Hope you guys enjoy~~~~ I was going to have Italy, Germany, and Japan do it. But then I decided they'd be better for another episode. And I'd probably scar you for life if you imagined Germany wearing a miniskirt. Or a skirt in general XD

Disclaimer: I still don't own Hetalia or Ouran.

A Challenge from Lobelia Girls Academy!

A shower of lavender petals fell in front of the gates of some important building, the white light making to too difficult to make out the initials that lay atop the gates. The doors opened to show three silhouette spinning, skirts flying in the air, and hair wiping around. Who were these mysterious ladies? What did they want? Where is our beloved host club?

"Huh? You mean afternoon classes are canceled today?" Arthur asked as he sat with his classmates.

"Oh, you didn't know? For these two days today and tomorrow." The girl nodded, running a hand through her hair. "The whole school is holding an exposition for the cultural clubs. Drama clubs and choral clubs from other schools have been invited. It's an annual even that we hold."

Arthur nodded, "Oh, is that right?"

Meanwhile the twins were harassing Elizabeta, "What?! You've never tried it?!" they shouted in unison. "Didn't anyone tell you that it's the best drink of the host club?" Asked Alfred while Mathew nodded.

"And you are our 'manager' so you should drink it too, eh." Mathew said, watching as Elizabeta struggled.

"O-Of course I've heard of instant coffee before! It's when the coffee beans have already been ground for you!" She said, hoping it was the right answer. But unfortunately for her, it wasn't.

The twins shook their heads and sighed, "That's just ground coffee. Instant coffee is something completely different. I don't even think there's any coffee in instant coffee, you just pour a powder in hot water and stir and then you're done. It's pretty awesome."

"So it's pretty much just like coffee but not as robust." Mathew said as he nodded through Alfreds long speech.

"And yet it's strangely satisfying." Alfred said in awe.

"Now that you mentioned it, we just ran out of instant coffee, eh." The twins glided over to where Arthur was standing and placed a hand on either one of his shoulders, "Go buy us some more Arthur." They said in perfect unison as always.

Arthur sighed, "Why do I have to always go and get it?"

Alfred ruffled Arthur's hair and smiled, "Because you're the only commoner and no one else knows where to find it."

"What are we going to serve to our guests if there's no coffee? And besides it's part of your job anyway." Mathew said with a large grin.

Arthur furrowed his eyebrows, "The cultural expedition is coming up and I did want to take a look at what they had.." he muttered.

Alfred and Mathew smiled as they shoved Arthur out the door none too gently, waving handkerchiefs, "With that being said be careful out there~~"

Arthur groaned as he heard the door slam behind him, well he was going whether he liked it or not. "Bloody hell, I hate rich people."

The two girls Arthur was talking to before walked out of the room, smiling, "Thanks for helping them out Arthur."

"No problem, though they could be nicer." Arthur muttered, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

The other girl giggled, "Well I don't know if that will ever happen, but I'm glad they seem to be having a good time."

The other nodded, "Mhm, and it's all thanks to you."

Arthur raised an eyebrow in question, "Me?"

The long haired girl nodded and looked down to her shoes, "We've been in the same class with Mathew and Alfred since Middle school. A while back they never would've been this friendly. They were always by themselves, quiet and withdrawn."

The other nodded, "They didn't have many friends back then, it was like they didn't want people to get too close to them." the girls sighed, "Maybe they didn't like school too much, they always seemed so... bored."

The other shrugged and smiled, "But ever since the host club got together they became more friendly, and when you arrived, they've opened up even more." She giggled, "Now we can't get them to stop making jokes."

Arthur rolled his shoulders as he carried the large bag of instant coffee, his shoes hitting the cobblestone walkway towards the school. He was busy mulling over the girls words in his head, 'That's why we wanted to thank you, now they're always happy and smiling. It's all because of you Arthur.' Arthur chuckled, "All because of me huh?" his foot caught on a rock, causing him to fall, "Gah!" before he hit the ground he was caught by a woman, he stared up at his savior in confusion, his brain running to catch up with what was happening here and now.

He was set down by the woman, his face flushed in embarrassment, "It's be a shame if any harm came to your pretty face~" the girl said with a sweet giggle, kissing the Britons head. He looked up at the girl, his brain all fuddled. She was beautiful to say the least, her blonde hair reached her chin, green eyes sparkling with mischief.

'Who the bloody hell is she?'

Two pairs of heels clicked down the hallways of Hetalia High, the students watching as the two ladies walked toward their destination. They stopped in front of the host clubs doors, a defiant smirk plastered on one of their faces.

"This looks like the place." one of them said, breaking the silence.

"Mhm." they opened the double doors, greeted with the ensemble of the host club, or most of them. They said their routine greeting, clad in armor and fake swords hanging by their hip. The shorter female scowled, as if disgusted by the display.

Francis smirked as he pointed to the girls, "Well well well~ Looks like you lovely ladies are from anozer school~ I certainly hope we haven't startled you~ We love first time guests~" his blue eyes twinkled as he eyed the two women. "I'm glad you've come princesses~ Even if ze world was destroyed I'd put my life on ze line to be your faizful servant~" he grabbed the raven haired girl's small hand and pressed a kiss to the back of it, winking at the girl.

"Oh my, do you really think you'd be able to protect us?" asked the raven haired girl with a innocent smile, her hand covering her mouth, stifling a giggle. "That's awfully arrogant, wouldn't you agree Lien?"

The girl with a ponytail, otherwise known as Lien, smirked, "Oh yes."

The raven haired girl shook her head and smirked, "You think that's what a woman wants to hear? Oh, don't make me laugh."

"Hm?" Francis looked up, raising an eyebrow, standing to his feet as the armor clanked.

"Come on, give him a break sister Mei~" Helen said with a smile, "Men are just lowly lifeforms who don't care about anything other than sex."

Mei smiled, "You're so smart Lien, good job."

Francis chuckled, "Don't you zink zat's a little harsh?" he was greeted with silence, "Fine zen, what do you ladies want to hear?"

"Maybe something like, I would never leave my lover alone~" a voice said, brimming with confidence, Francis looked over to see the blonde holding Arthur close to her. Arthur looked thoroughly confused, the host club blinked a couple times, processing the sight before them, "If we fight we fight together~ If we fail we fail together~" the blonde knelt down, holding Arthur's hand in hers, "Even if I were to die, I promise you I'd never leave your side my love~" she pressed a kiss to Arthur's hand.

Francis stood, his jaw having dropped to the floor, "Uh uh, but eh..."

"Oh Emma, I thought you'd never arrive~" Mei called, walking towards the blonde girl.

"What are we going to do with you?" Lien asked, a lazy smile on her lips. "Where'd you find this lovely gentleman?~"

Emma stood, a smirk on her face, "I just met him outside, he may be dressed as a boy but his inner-self is a pure maiden like ourselves~" she rubbed her thumb against Arthur's cheek, "He has such maidenly eyes~"

Arthur looked up at the woman like she was crazy, "Uh, thanks... I guess."

The other two girls were rubbing their faces against Arthur's cheeks, "Wow!~ His skin is so smooth~~~" Lien said, surprise written all over her face.

Mei smiled, "Isn't it though? He's a little diamond in the rough~"

Francis saw red, "Don't go touching my Arzur! Even if you are girls you can't do zat to him!" he stormed over, ready to grab his Arthur away from the evil women.

Emma punched Francis in the face, halting his pursuit, "Leave him alone!"

Francis ran back to his group, hugging onto Yao, "She punched me! Cette femme vile m'a frappé! She's so violent!" he sobbed, holding his cheek.

Roddie looked down at his king, "Get a hold of yourself!"

Emma stepped toward them, her eyebrows raised and her hands on her hips, "So this is the mighty host club? Guess the rumors are true, you're nothing but a group of weak punks that have brains the size of a pea."

Yao flicked his ponytail behind his shoulder, "Those uniforms, aru. They're from Lobelia Academy correct?"

Emma smirked, "That's correct." the lights were cut off and a spotlight shone down on Emma, "Lobelia~"

A second spotlight illuminated Mei's figure, "Lobelia~~"

The third illuminated Lien, "Lobelia~~~"

"Saint Lobelia's Academy, High school third year student Emma, Lady of the Red Poppy~" Emma said with a smirk.

"Second year student Mei, Lady of the Plum blossom~"

"First year student Lien, Lady of the Lotus~"

Emma smiled as she twirled a red poppy in between her fingers, "We are the members of the Saint Lobelia Girls Academy white Lily League, also known as..."

The three girls twirled and extended their arms, "The Zuka club!~"

There was silence for a few moments as the host club stood, shocked. Francis was the first to speak, "The... Zuka.. Club?" he fainted, falling to the floor with a thump.

Mathew and Alfred were laughing their asses off, "Oh man wh-what a stupid name!~ Hahahaha~~~~ The Zuka Club!~~~"

Mathew clutched his stomach, "Hahahaha!~~ O-oh no my stomach hurts!~~~ Hahahaha~~~~ It's priceless!~~~" they rolled around laughing for a few seconds until they heard a very familiar voice.

"You shouldn't underestimate the Zuka club!" Elizabeta rose from under the floor, laughing her usual laugh as she held a cup of instant coffee in her hand delicately, "I may not know much about instant coffee, but I'm fascinated with girls schools~" she took a sip of the coffee and quickly spit it out, wiping her mouth with a handkerchief, "Lobelia Academy~ It is truly a woman's world there~ The Zuka club is a group of strong young maidens who consider women to be superior to males in every way~ The club prides itself on it's thirty year history, it's a society of maidens, by maidens, for maidens!~ Zuka club activities include; maiden tea parties, the maiden debate team, and most importantly, musical performances, preformed by the societies top members~~"

Yao set down his chest plate, wanting ot be in more comfortable clothes, "You seem to know a lot about them Elizabeta."

Elizabeta smiled, "Well I've always admired Saint Lobelias~ I just couldn't go to school there what would I do without any boys?~" she disappeared into the floor again, smiling away.

Mei smiled, "A maidens beauty, it means possessing a spirit pure enough to not give in to power~ Or to lust~"

Lien smirked, "As a girl you, for a girl you, we've had quite enough of your oppressive male contempt for womankind."

"And our pride, comes from having meaningful relationships based on equality, because we're the same sex~ And yes, that includes relationships of love~" Emma said smoothly, smirking as she wound her arms around Mei and Lien's shoulders.

"You tell them Emma~" Mei said, smiling.

"You're awesome Emma~"

Mathew was busy playing on his D.S, having lost interest a while ago. Alfred sighed as he looked through the instant coffee, "Yeah whatever, we're so over it."

"Why don't you gals just scram?" Al asked in annoyance.

"I find it hard to believe that you silly boys have nothing to say about our sublime female love~" Lien said with a smirk.

"What the hell is she talking about?" Asked Alfred.

"You should feel sorry for them Emma, their host skills don't work on us~" Mei said, running a hand through Emma's blonde hair. "Now they're all flustered and don't know what to do with themselves~"

Emma smirked, "True, I must say I'm happy we decided to preform here. It was fun to sneak a peek at the notorious host club~"

Roddie looked over at his group, "Hey guys are ve notorious?"

Gil looked over and nodded, "In ze awesome vay."

Emma wrapped an arm around Arthur's waist, "And to think they're dragging a fair maiden like you down."

Arthur's eye twitched in annoyance, "Um, I'm not a bloody girl."

Emma turned a fist clenched, "The host clubs president may be a pretty little halfer! But he shouldn't be using his looks to create a fictitious romance, attempting to fool the heart of a pure young maiden is demeaning! You're so called club activities are nothing more than creating macho fantasies! I promise you, we will bring you down! The host club will be abolished!"

The three girls saluted, "All hail the Zuka club!"

Yao smirked, "I see, I understand your concern, but do you think maybe we could finish this later?"

Emma glared at the Chinese man, "Are you saying that you're not going to face us?"

Yao's smirk widened, "Not at all, it's just that our president is still bed ridden from the initial shock."

Roddie hugged Gilbird, "You see Franny-chan is having his nap time right now."

"Wake him up!" Emma screamed, gritting her teeth.

"Excuse me?" Arthur asked, holding a tray of coffee in his hands. The three Lobelia girls turned, "Would you like some coffee? I'd serve you tea but we ran out while I was gone."

Emma swooned and smiled, "Yes~ Aren't you the sweetest thing?~"

Mei smiled as she took a cup, "You're a real pearl among swine~"

Emma smirked, "You know coffee made by a maiden always has a more fragrant aroma~"

Arthur shook his head, muttering, "I'm not a bloody maiden."

Francis groaned as he slept through everything, clinging to his teddy bear, "Why don't the four of us have a little tea party?~" Asked Lien, smiling. Francis woke up with a jolt, kicking off the covers.

"You girls have it all wrong! Don't you see zere's nozing to be gained here in a romantic relationship between two women!? If zat were ze case why did god create Adam and Eve?!" Francis shouted, running towards the three women.

Mathew sighed, "Wow Francis you're a hypocrite."

Francis slipped on the tile and brought the whole tray of tea down on himself, burning his hand and soaking his uniform, "Ow ow ow ow ow! Merde!" he ran away, nursing his burnt hand.

Arthur rolled his eyes as he knelt next to the Frenchman, "Bloody hell frog, you ought to be more careful." he took out a long bandage and wrapped it around the Frenchmans hand.

Francis smiled as he looked up from his mummified hand, "Merci Arzur. Do you always carry bandages around with you?"

Arthur snorted, "No, don't be stupid frog, I just happened to pick some up at the supermarket." he pocketed the bandages and stood, brushing off his uniform.

"This little conversation doesn't seem to be going anywhere." Emma said, bored with the mindless chit chat. Emma grabbed Arthur's arm and pulled him close, smiling, "Now that we know what's going on we can't allow for this maiden to stay here!" Francis blood boiled with jealousy, Arthur wasn't even fighting back! "We'll prepare her paperwork and have her sent to Lobelia Academy!"

Arthur looked up, "You're already referring to me as a girl!? I already told you I'm not a bloody woman!"

"And we'll welcome her into the Zuka club!"

Arthur groaned, he was being ignored, per usual. Everyone stood in shock for a moment before Arthur pulled away from Emma, "Will you listen to me?!" he crossed his arms and glared crossly at the blonde, "There's obviously some sort of misunderstanding going on here. First of all you called the frog a halfer, not that I care too much."

Roddie smiled, "Zat's because he is, he's half French and half Japanese."

"W-Well uh, anyway, it's not bloody fair to pick on the host club just because you don't think they have the same history as you do." Arthur was slowly running out of steam, laughing nervously.

Matt looked to Alfred, "We don't really have any history do we Al?"

Alfred nodded, "Yeah the boss founded it two years ago when he started High school here."

Arthur groaned, "Be that as it may, saying their club activities are only for them to satisfy their appetite is just plain wrong." 'If someone says other wise I'm going to punch them.' the Brit thought in irritation. "And besides they aren't charging their guests."

"Well I wouldn't call it a charge." Yao stated, looking at his laptop, "We give priority to customers depending on our online auctions. Check this out Arthur, your mechanical pencil just sold for thirty thousand yen, good for you, aru."

Arthur ran over to the laptop, "I thought I lost that bloody pencil!" he turned to Yao, "Now the host club is stealing from it's own members?!"

Yao shrugged, "We can't do these things for free, so we use the money from our auctions to fuel our funding's. It all depends on what is sold, we've actually sold a toothbrush and gotten a considerable amount of money for it, aru." he noticed Arthur's limp body on the floor, "Seems he's passed out, aru."

Francis loomed over, smirking, 'Zis is my chance~' he leaned closer and was punched in the jaw. "Mon Dieu, I can never get a break!"

Mathew and Alfred smiled, "Besides Arthur it wasn't stealing you dropped it on the floor~" Arthur glared at them, his eye twitching in irritation.

Francis draped himself over Arthur, "Je suis tellement désolé Arzur! It's not like we were hiding it from you!" he hugged the Brit tightly, refusing to let go, "Here you can have my pinceau! It even has a cute teddy bear on it!" he held up a pencil and Arthur rolled his eyes.

"Frog I don't want your pencil."

"Zen to make it up to you how about I do zis? I'll tell you all ze secrets to my success and my fondest memories!~~" Francis smiled as he held Arthur's hands in excitement.

"I'm not interested frog." Arthur dead panned, pulling his hands away.

Francis placed a hand over his heart, "Not... interested?" Francis found the corner to sulk in, dragging his finger along the polished floor.

The Lobelia girls swooped in to harass Arthur again, "Oh you poor dear." Mei said, wrapping her arms around Arthur's neck. "I can't believe they've been deceiving you."

Lien nodded, her arms around Arthur's waist, "Hey why don't you just dump these losers and come with us?"

Emma smiled, holding the Brit's chin in her hand, "Hold on Lien, this young maiden has had quite the day. We'll give you some time to think about our offer, I'll come back for your answer tomorrow." She leaned down and pecked him on the lips, still smiling, "Adieu~" and in a flash they disappeared, leaving the host club in a daze.

Arthur was silent for a few seconds and turned, making the majority of the group jump, "...I... I better go and think this through." he turned and walked out the door, the sound of the door closing seemed deafening.

Francis lost it, "Why'd you have to tell him ze truz?! You just added fuel to ze fire!"

Yao sighed, "Calm down."

Roddie looked toward the door, "Maybe ve should've asked before ve sold her pencil."

Alfred sighed, "Maybe, for all we know it could've been a keepsake from her mom."

Mathew shook his head, "No, it was a freebie they were giving away at a electronic store."

Francis looked out towards the tree's watching Arthur's figure slowly disappear, "Gentlemen, just zink about it. We know zat Arzur will go to all means to hide his secret. And zink about it, what if Arzur decided he wasn't gay?" Francis sighed and hung his head, "Maybe... zey are a better school for Arzur."

The thought made everyone freeze, thinking the situation over, Mathew ran a hand through his hair, "Yeah... he's perfect for a girls school."

Roddie sobbed, "Iggy-chan is going to leave us?!"

"What are we going to do?!" Alfred shouted over the brunettes sobbing.

"He's so smart passing Lobelia's entrance exam will be a piece of cake, eh!" Mathew pointed out.

"Not to mention Lobelia has enough money to pay off Arthur's debt, aru." Yao stated, the situation becoming even more grim as they discovered the odds.

"Calm down messieurs! It'll be alright, listen to what I have to say!" Francis smirked, "I have a secret plan~"

The girls from Lobelia screamed their hearts out as the Zuka club sang their last note, the stage illuminated by millions of vibrant lights. The Hetalia high school students just watched, not sure of how to react to the over the top performance. The curtain slowly descended as they finished the show, smiles stretching across their faces.

Emma chuckled, "I thought today's performance went extremely well!~" Lien said brimming with confidence.

"Our singing and acting skills are admired wherever we go~" Mei added, smirking to herself.

"That's true, but the main event has yet to come~" Emma said, tossing back her blonde hair, "Right girls?" Arthur walked down the empty hallways, the decision still buzzing around in his head, he was sure of his decision. He had tossed and turned all night, sleep keeping him awake for the longest time, the question plaguing his mind. He stopped as he saw the Zuka club waiting for him, smiling. "Hello young maiden~"

Lien waved, "We've come for your decision, are you prepared to leave?~"

Mei nodded, "We're ready to confront those host club idiots and set things straight once and for all!~"

"Set what straight?" asked Arthur, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"That you should come with us~" Emma said, tilting the Brit's head up. "And go to school with your own kind~~" they opened the doors, finding the host club room encased in darkness. A group of figures were in the back, being ominously still.

"Hetalia~~~"

"Hetalia~~~" two figures stood up, singing at a high pitch, which didn't sound all too pleasant to the ear.

"Hetalia..~"

"Hetalia... aru."

"Hetalia!~~~~" three other figures stood up, Arthur had to resist letting out a giggle.

The lights flicked on, Francis stood up, drag makeup covering his face, his chin stubble free, "Hetalia~~~~~~"

"HOST CLUB~~~~... WELCOMES YOU!~~~~"

The four people at the door stood in complete and utter shock, confused with the scene before them. All of the host club, excluding Gilbert, were in drag! "Oh Arzur~ You've come back~" Francis sang, running towards the Brit.

Roddie smiled as he pointed to himself, "Look Iggy-chan I'm a princess now~ Aren't I cute?~"

Emma was enraged, "What is this?! Are you trying to make fun of womankind?!"

Francis smiled, "Not at all~ Everything is going according to plan~ Our strategy is guaranteed to make even a crying child smile~ It's ze freebie campaign!~" The group stood in shock, not fully processing the event happening before their eyes, "My dears, you ladies have all lived sheltered lives at Lobelia~ So you might not know zat commoners are weak~" Arthur grit his teeth at the comment, "Zey have a weakness for free zings~ Arzur you may be distracted by ze Zuka club, but choose us, and you wont only get a group of brozers~ But sisters as well~ See?~ Zis way you can experience feminine bonding while staying in ze host club!~ Isn't zat a great idea?~" Francis said, twirling with happiness. "Aren't I pretty?~"

"We're the William and Jones sisters~ Which one of us is prettier?~" Asked the twins, leaning closer to Arthur, "I'm just teasing you~" Alfred said with a smile, Mathew giggling.

Roddie smiled, hugging onto Arthur, "Listen Iggy-chan, you can call me big sis from now on~~"

Gilbert and Yao didn't say anything, but Arthur knew if he said something to Yao his debt would triple. Emma furrowed his eyebrows, "Why you- do you idiots really think you can win him over like this?! I've had enough of your fooling around!"

Arthur burst out laughing, covering his hand as he realized what he was doing, but he couldn't stop. Snickers escaped him which turned into laughter, "T-This is bloody too much~~~ Hahaha~~" he took a gasping breaths in between laughs, "I-I can't even bloody understand what you're doing! Hahaha~~~" he fell to his knees, clutching his stomach, "I-I knew you were a bunch of idgits but this takes the cake~~~" he laughed, wiping his eyes free of small tears, "Hehe~"

The twins and Roddie came closer, scaring the living daylights out of Arthur with their crazy makeup, "Are we really that funny?~" they chased Arthur around the room, "Tell me sister~ Come on tell me~ Big sister say it please?~~~~" Arthur was laughing again, laying flat on his back.

"Come on cut it out!" He laughed, "What were you thinking what's gotten into you guys?"

Alfred crossed his arms with a pout, "We did this for you, we didn't want you to leave the host club Arthur."

Arthur looked surprised but smiled, standing to his feet. Emma stood by, "Well maiden have you made a choice?"

Arthur nodded, "I have. Sorry but I don't think I'd make it in Lobelia. And besides this is my school of choice, and I knew I'd never leave Hetalia high or the host club, but thank you."

Francis was crying, a smile stretching across his face, "Arzur~~~ Wait if you knew you'd never leave why were you so mad?!"

Arthur bristled, "Well how would you feel if someone sold your stuff without your permission?!"

Francis hung his head, "Sorry, but I offered you my pencil!"

Arthur groaned, "And I still don't want it, it has frog germs all over it."

Mei looked up at their leader, "Um, Emma?"

Emma raised a hand, smiling, "Yes, I know. We're not going to give up on you maiden. I swear this to you, some day we'll come and rescue you from this place! And when we do we'll abolish the host club!" Francis wrapped his arms around Arthur protectively, ignoring the others flailing. Emma smirked, "Well adieu~"and they disappeared behind the closed double doors, leaving the host club alone.

Alfred looked to Arthur and smiled, yelling, "Group hug!" Arthur yelped as everyone, even a reluctant Yao, suffocated him with their hugs, talking about how they would've missed the Brit if he had left. And how happy they were that he didn't leave.

Arthur gave up struggling after a while and chuckled, "You're all idgits. But you're my idgits."

A/N: How'd you like this chapter? I hope you enjoyed it~~~ I'm sorry it took so long to get this up guys ^^; I promise I'll do better. Anyways thanks for reading~~ I love comments~~ :) And until next time~~

Translations

French-

Cette femme vile m'a frappé! -That vile woman hit me!

Merde- Shit

Merci- Thank you

Je suis tellement désolé- I'm so sorry

Mon Dieu- My god

pinceau- pencil

Adieu- farewell

messieurs- gentlemen