A/N Ahh…this one was fun. I adore Lily, I really do, but she'd be so fun to annoy. I really wanted to carry on to minus numbers, but I managed not to :)
Lily Evans
10. Sing very loudly in to her ear. Stop when she tells you to. Then start again. Then stop. Repeat until her face is as red as her hair, and say 'Oh, Lily! That was annoying you? Don't be so afraid to say something!'
9. Tell her she's in love with James Potter (when everyone knows she's so obviously not).
8. Follow her around singing 'She's a maneater, make you work hard…' in reference to her relationship with James Potter (who, once again, she so doesn't love).
7. Refer to her as 'that mudblood'.
6. Ask her if she ever has any fun.
5. Flirt with James Potter (who Lily isn't in love with. Really.)
4. Write 'Lily loves James' over her textbooks. And James' textbooks. And the tables. And the toilet cubicle walls…
3. Cross out her name on her homework and change it to Potter.
2. Lock her in a broom closet with James Potter and make bets loudly outside about how long it takes her to curse him.
1. Make said bet 'less than two minutes'.