The Next Adventure

by IndigoWerewolf

South Park is in chaos. Cats are missing. And now a new game has begun, one that has already turned into reality. In order to save her friends and family from the clutches of evil, Dova must adopt a new identity and take on the mantle of the hero once again, and in doing so she will discover more about herself and South Park than she ever imagined. Rated M, don't like don't read.

10. The First DLC

Hello everyone this is IndigoWerewolf with the newest chapter of The Next Adventure. This chapter is based off of the Dusk Till Casa Bonita DLC from South Park The Fractured But Whole. It will of course contain spoilers, so if you haven't played it yet then it's best to wait until you have. Without further ado, I do not own South Park or TFBW, let's read!

I was sleeping in my bed when my phone rang, jerking me awake and making me curse at the surprise. I picked up my phone and Mysterion's blurry face greeted me on FaceTime. "Kenny? Hang on, let me get my glasses." I told her blearily. I retrieved my glasses from the nightstand and put them on, asking the hooded girl once the world came into focus, "Okay, what is it?" "Karen's been kidnapped. I need your help to get her back!" She told me.

This drove away my lingering sleepiness, and I sat up in my bed and asked her, "Your sister? Who took her?!" "Come to Casa Bonita. I'll explain there. Hurry!" Mysterion told me. She then hung up, and I got out of bed, got dressed, brushed my teeth and cleaned my braces as fast as I could before sprinting out the front door. I caught the next bus to Denver and rushed to Casa Bonita as fast as I could.

I didn't see Mysterion at the entrance, but suddenly heard her voice come from up above me saying, "Hey! Over here!" I looked to the source to see the hooded girl crouched on a ledge next to the Casa Bonita sign, and she jumped down and asked me, "I knew I could count on you. Those fucking vampires kidnapped my sister and brought her here. Who knows what horrible things they're doing to her. You ready to do this?" I raised my eyebrow and asked, "Vampires? Karen's been kidnapped by vampires?" "Yes." She told me. "Now will you help me save my sister or not?"

"Yes, I will. Just calm down a little." I told her. She took a deep breath and said as she moved to stand beside me, "Good. We have to stop them. Some do not believe in vampires but they are very real. I know you've just finished all the crazy shit going on in South Park, but I can't let those monsters hurt my sister." Just then, a car pulled up in front of us and two pale kids with dyed hair, weird clothes and fake fangs got out, the bigger one telling us, "Stand aside mortals, Casa Bonita awaits!"

Mysterion glared at the two and told me, "Before we go in, I need to know that you can handle yourself. Take out these guys and I'll know you're ready." With that, I saw the faint lines of a combat grid appear on the asphalt, and groaned as I realized that I had just jumped right back into the game. The two kids along with a third who walked in from somewhere took their places as Mysterion and I moved into the street.

The two smaller kids were Vampire Swarmers, and the third was a Vampire Medic apparently. Before either of us could enter the grid, Mysterion told me, "The only way to fight darkness is with cooler, not-lame darkness. Your Mana abilities alone will not be enough. You'll need to harness the powers of the nether realm in order to defeat these creatures."

She then took a deep breath and held her hands out towards me. Purple mist poured from her hands and enveloped my body. I felt it sizzle upon contact with my skin, and gasped and groaned as it entered my pores, dark energy filling my body.

I could feel my clothes shifting and changing as I was enveloped in shadows, which eventually cleared to reveal that I was now wearing a blue cloak with cardboard horns and wings taped onto it, multicolored bracelets on each wrist, and that my face was painted to look like I was wearing some kind of skull mask.

I looked down at my new clothes and muttered, "What the fuck?" Just then, I got an alert on my phone that told me that I now had the Netherborn class. All of my powers switched to the new abilities, and my Artifact belt appeared around my waist with all of my old Artifacts. I then got the Regeneration status effect before Mysterion pushed me into the combat grid. I took my place as the hooded girl told me, "As a Netherborn, you've got some seriously sinister moves at your disposal."

My turn was first, and Mysterion exclaimed, "Hit one of them with your Ghastly Grasp power – then watch closely." I nodded to her and focused on the fell energies inside me, using the move as Mysterion had instructed. Giant skeletal arms glowing with blue fire erupted from the ground around me and crossed at the forearms before similar arms burst out of the pavement by the vampire kids. To my surprise, not just the kid I had been aiming for but the other two were also slashed by the skeletal fingers.

"It'll chain to all adjacent enemies – pretty cool, right?" Mysterion asked, and I nodded in agreement. A Swarmer then moved into the space in front of me and surrounded herself with spectral bats before hitting me with a flying headbutt. The other one then moved into my column before the Medic shook a bottle of red liquid to give the Swarmer that had hit me Protection. "You can knock back a group of these assholes with your Soul Slash attack!" Mysterion told me.

I moved back a space and let the dark energy guide me, manifesting a blue spectral scythe that I used to slash the two Vampire Swarmers, knocking them both backwards. One was defeated, but the one that had hit me was just barely hanging on and spread wings of red liquid before headbutting me again. Mysterion complained about the move before the Vampire Medic raised his hands and faint green lines spread across the spaces in front of him in a three-by-three pattern. "Your third power does different stuff depending on if you target an ally or an enemy." Mysterion said.

I could tell what move she was talking about, and exhaled deeply, feeling as if I was sloughing off a second skin before a ghostly cloak ringed with fangs wrapped itself around the Vampire Swarmer in front of me and defeated them. "You got it, Butthole. Embrace the darkness within you!" Mysterion told me. The cloak then disappeared and the second skin returned before the Vampire Medic revived his allies. "Time to try out your Ultimate, Butthole." Mysterion said

I nodded and closed my eyes, feeling ice water creep into my veins. I felt shadows surround me, forming a shell that lifted me off the ground, and when I opened my eyes I could see that I had the form of a formless shadow with a skull levitating in the center, skeletal arms that were grasping a ghostly scythe, and a purple cloak. I willed my shell to slash at the two Vampire Swarmers, freezing them solid, and it dispersed before a veil of blue fire surrounded me.

"An ultimate Netherborn becomes Death, literally. You're powered up for the next three turns." Mysterion explained. I then used Grim Slash to knock the two Swarmers back and damage the Medic, who started preparing to raise one of them again. I didn't give him the chance, as I used Grim Grasp to defeat him. I got some scrap and a Vampiric Elixir from the fight before the blue fire faded. Mysterion then turned to me and said, "All right, Butthole. You're ready. Let's go inside and find Karen."

My phone let me know that Mysterion was now a team member before I decided to switch up my costume a bit. I equipped the Witch Circlet and dyed it hot pink along with the Revenger Suit dyed black with hot pink leggings. I decided to keep the bracelets and applied the Claw Scars Accent Makeup before following Mysterion into Casa Bonita, bypassing the line of people outside.

Mysterion said that she would scout for Karen and climbed up onto a bench in the waiting area. I climbed up next to her and she remarked, "Look at them. Those poor bastards don't even know that vampires are among them. We have to stop this evil once and for all." I looked over the restaurant and didn't see much evil. There was a mariachi band playing, a guy in a gorilla suit walking around, and a lot of kids laughing and having fun.

"Look! Vampires!" Mysterion exclaimed. I looked to where she was pointing and saw a long table filled with Vamp Kids from our school. I could faintly hear the leader Mike tell all the kids assembled, "Fellow vampires! We are gathered in evil, here in this hour of darkness, in order to… Celebrate my birthday!" Everyone cheered and I saw a banner above him that read Happy Birthday Mike Makowski! I raised an eyebrow at the sight as Mike blew out his candle and sounded a party horn. "Let us feast on the blood of the virgin… Strawberry daiquiris!" He told his guests.

"I want one." A voice I recognized said from the end of the table, and I looked to see Karen sitting there with her hair dyed purple and wearing strange clothes. I face-palmed as I realized what was really going on, and Mysterion exclaimed, "There's Karen. Oh no. Look at her hair. And her clothes. They've already started the transformation. Let's go before it's too late!"

She jumped down off the bench and I followed her and grabbed her arm. "Hang on, Kenny." The girl looked to me with questioning eyes, and I told her, "It doesn't look like Karen's been kidnapped. It looks like she's just at a nice birthday party with her friends." "They're not her friends!" She protested. "Damn it, Kenny! Just because you don't like them doesn't mean Karen doesn't! She's allowed to have her own friends!" I told her. "She doesn't like them, she's just under their spell. We need to save her before she turns completely!" The girl said.

She then yanked her arm out of my grip and ran to the entrance into the dining area. I sighed and contemplated my options. The Mission wouldn't go away until I finished this bullshit, but if I did this, Karen might lose her friends. Then again, Kenny was just going to fuck up the party and possibly Karen's social life anyway, so I should probably just go along with it to try and minimize the damage. With my mind made up, I changed my hair to the Dirty Candy style, half to piss off Kenny and half to try and blend in with the vampires.

It was then that I noticed something strange. I looked to the people waiting in line behind an old lady looking for a coupon, and I could sense their souls. Not in the way that I could read their emotions with my Mana powers, but in the sense that I could feel a fire burning in everyone's souls. Some were strong, some were weak, but every soul had a sort of force and strength to it. I chalked it up to my new Netherborn powers and moved on.

I then walked up to where Mysterion was still waiting. "We need a meal ticket to get in." She explained. I rolled my eyes and saw that the host had a ticket sticking out of his pocket, so I threw a Snap N Pop at it and used TimeFart Pause to pick it up before he noticed. He then let us inside after verifying it and I took a selfie with him.

We entered the dining room and Mysterion took cover near the vampire table. I noticed something near the edge of the room, and walked up to where the Coon standing behind the fake jail photo op. Mysterion followed me and asked him, "Coon. What are you doing in there?" "I was investigating an infestation of vampires here at Casa Bonita. But then one of them threw me in jail. I need your help. I need you to… Take a picture of me for my Coonstagram page while I'm in jail." Coon told us.

"Fuck you, dude!" Mysterion told him before walking off, and Coon called after her, "Fuck you, asshole!" He then looked to me and said, "Come on, I'm not leaving without my commemorative photograph." I rolled my eyes but moved the camera into place and took a picture with the two of us, making sure I had an exasperated expression and used the Ludwig filter.

"Nice. That's gonna look awesome on my Coonstagram." Coon said as he crawled through the plastic bars. "Thanks, New Kid. I know you're here to stop the Vamp Kids too, and I want you to know, I'm gonna do whatever I can to help."

Coon then left and sat down at a table to start eating sopaipillas. He posted onto my Coonstagram page that if I wanted to selfie with him, I would have to give him ten of the fried pastries, so I bought ten plain ones and gave them to him before taking a selfie, gaining his second account as a follower. I then took selfies with Cousin Kyle who was here with the Broflovskis and another with Gerald, who used his normal account to follow me instead of the one focused on cheesing. Henrietta and her parents were here, so I took selfies with the two adults as well.

I got a Mariachi hat from a hook on the wall and took my own picture in the jail before looting the various containers in the room. Black Bart's cave was closed and the arcade was blocked by some kid crying his eyes out, so with nothing else to do I walked up to the vampire's table. I saw Mr. Adams there, and he remarked as I walked up, "Looks like the last Vamp Kids are finally here. Let's get started, kids." The aspiring comedian then walked up behind the table. "All right, kids! Who's ready for the best birthday party ever? We've got a lot of surprises for you – it's gonna be so cool, you're gonna love it. Did someone say speech? OK…"

"Oh, man." Mike muttered as he rolled his eyes. Mr. Adams started to give a speech, telling everyone, "You know, I may be a cop and Mike's stepdad, but my real passion is stand-up comedy. Who wants to hear a joke? James Woods dates a woman his own age. The end." I glared at him, irritated at him for making Mike's birthday about his own shitty comedy, and he asked everyone, "We're having fun, aren't we? That was the punch line. Okay, who wants a strawberry daiquiri?"

Suddenly, Mysterion jumped out of her hiding spot and exclaimed, "BACK AWAY FROM THE GIRL!" The Vamp Kids all hissed at her and Karen exclaimed, "Guardian Angel!" I snickered with barely-suppressed laughter but was ignored, and she told Karen, "I'm here to save you, Karen. I won't let them turn you into one of them."

Mike told the hooded girl, "Hey kid, we're just trying to be friends with her." "Fine. I'm just gonna have to beat the crap out of you." Mysterion replied to him. I face-palmed as a battle started, and thought to myself, 'I really hope Kenny doesn't ruin this for Karen.'

The Coon ran in to join us as two Vampire Swarmers and two Vampire Griefers stepped up, and we all took our places in a combat grid. "Vamp Kids! Extinguish them!" Mike shouted as he stood in front of Karen protectively. I could feel my second skin rustling in agitation, and gave it an experimental twitch. I felt the air around me shift, and grinned as I realized I could manipulate the world around me with my soul.

I discreetly got a pen and paper out of my Inventory with my new powers, and started to write two notes as my turn began, one to Mike to apologize for crashing his party and explain what Mysterion was trying to do, and one to Karen to explain that her 'Guardian Angel' was misguided but still wanted to protect her.

"They're getting away!" Mysterion shouted as Karen and Mike ran through an evil-looking door next to the waterfall. The two Vampire Swarmers both then moved forward two spaces before Coon used Coon Lunge to defeat one of them. "Whoa hey, we're having fun here, let's maybe lighten up those hits, okay?" Mr. Adams asked us.

I ignored him and moved in front of the other Vampire Swarmer before using Soul Slash to defeat him, and the two Vampire Griefers attacked Coon with swarms of bats. Mysterion then used Dread Rush to damage the Griefer near the top of the grid, and Coon used Coon Claws to damage the other and give her Bleeding. I used Dire Shroud to defeat the one that Mysterion had attacked before directing the cloak to slip under the evil door with my two notes. I made sure to bring it back once they had been delivered, and thankfully no one noticed.

I nodded to myself once the notes had been delivered, and focused on the battle as a Vamp Kid came up behind me and exclaimed, "Time out!" "What? What's wrong?" Another asked him, and he pointed to Henrietta and said, "That Vamp Kid over there. Why isn't she fighting?" Henrietta looked up in surprise and told him, "For the last time, I'm not a fucking Vamp Kid." "Yeah, she's goth, not vamp." I said.

Henrietta nodded to me and Mysterion asked her, "What? What's the difference?" Henrietta stood beside one of the Vamp Kids and told her, "What's the difference? Look at us!" Mysterion looked between them in confusion for a moment before Henrietta told her, "…I'm smoking a cigarette." "And she's not wearing fake fangs, hair dye, or arm socks. She's dressed to divert attention, not attract it." I pointed out.

Henrietta gestured to me as if to solidify the point. Mysterion ignored her and pleaded, "We have a common enemy. Join us. Help us fight the Vamp Kids." Henrietta rolled her eyes and told her, "Whatever. But I'm not wearing one of those costumes." She then walked over to us and the battle resumed with Henrietta as an ally. "Wow, a plant in the audience, you kids know how to put on a show!" Mr. Adams said.

We ignored him and Henrietta used a power called Cigarette Burn to damage two of the Vamp Kids. She took a deep drag of her cigarette and blew smoke and sparks across three spaces, then ignited it by snapping her fingers. It was pretty fucking cool, and did a moderate amount of damage as well as giving the Burning effect. "Whoa, are you pyromancer class?" Mysterion asked, and Henrietta replied, "Try Satanist."

A Vamp Griefer then damaged me with a swarm of bats, healing herself in the process, and Mysterion used Dark Whisper to pull a Vamp Blocker towards her, Henrietta punching him as he was knocked into her. Coon used Coon Lunge to damage a Vamp Griefer, who raised his hand and drew out his blood through his skin, the plasma coalescing into a ball and sinking into his palm. The attack healed him, and another Griefer damaged Coon with a swarm of bats.

A Vamp Blocker then bit Henrietta in the neck and knocked her into Mysterion before I used Soul Slash to defeat him. Henrietta used her Ultimate, putting her cigarette out on the ground and forming a pentagram. Souls erupted from the circle and damaged the Vamp Kids as they healed us, and Henrietta remarked, "It's good to have friends in dark places." "I'll say." Mysterion muttered before she used Dread Rush to defeat the last Vamp Kid.

I got a Sopaipilla and a Tome of Teleportation in addition to some scrap from the fight before noticing a strange coin on the ground. I picked it up and Mysterion asked me, "What did you find, Butthole?" I held it to her and she muttered, "It's some kind of medallion." I inspected it closely as Mysterion exclaimed, "Come on, Karen's in that room!"

She pointed to the door Mike and Karen had run through and she, Henrietta and I ran over to try and open it. It was locked tight, and Mr. Adams came up to us and said, "Oh, wow, you kids found one of the secret scavenger hunt vampire relics! Find three more to get into the special party room, it's VIP only. Cool, huh? I came up with it myself. We like to have fun here."

I rolled my eyes and Mysterion asked him, "They have my little sister in there. Can't you just open it with a regular key?" "Sorry, this door has a vampire protection spell. You'll have to finish the scavenger hunt if you want to get it open." Mr. Adams told her. He then gave me a strange look before recognition dawned on his face.

"Hey, I know you! You're that kid who put up my headshots! Name, your name, what's your name… Oh, that's right! It's Dovahkiin W-" Mr. Adams started to say, but I cut him off and loudly told him, "Okay, we get it! We need three more relics to open the door, we like to have fun here, THANK YOU!"

Mr. Adams got a confused look but walked away, and Mysterion disregarded the exchange and said, "Come on. Let's go find the rest of these stupid relics." She walked off, and I got Henrietta's character sheet and an alert on my phone that told me she was now a Combat Buddy. I moved to walk away as well, but Henrietta took a hold of my hand. "Hang on, kid."

I looked to her curiously and saw a strange look in her eyes. "You're the only one I've ever met who can tell the difference between goths and vamps. Even those douchey posers can't tell. It… It's fucking hot." She told me. She pulled me close and grabbed my butt with both hands, and I whispered to her, "Henrietta! We're in a public place." "Then let's go somewhere we can be alone." She told me.

The gothic girl took me by the hand and dragged me into the women's bathroom. The second we were inside, vertigo took over and everything was suddenly anime-style and we were eighteen. Henrietta's dress now barely covered her plump rear and exposed the top half of her huge breasts, and instead of being fat she was now pleasantly pudgy, with a potbelly visible through her dress and a roundness to her cheeks.

Henrietta pushed me against the wall and pinned my wrists above my head before pressing her lips against mine, her tongue shooting into my mouth before I could give any protest. I squirmed in anticipation as she shifted her hands to keep both of mine pinned above my head with one of hers. She used her free hand to grope my sizable tits, groping and squeezing my breasts.

Suddenly, the chubby goth pulled away and asked me, "Fucking Satan, how big ARE these?" She gave my left breast a squeeze for emphasis, and I shuddered before replying, "I-I don't know. I'm usually a little too occupied to measure when this happens." Henrietta smirked and told me, "Well if these are any indication of the future, you are gonna have guys throwing themselves at you." She didn't give me a chance to reply before pulling me back into our kiss, shoving her tongue into my mouth and making me groan.

I closed my eyes and let the sensations wash over me. Henrietta took a hold of my suit and pulled the front down to gain direct access to my tits, and I tensed up as she pinched my nipple harshly. I cried out as she twisted, sending sparks of pain through my body, and pulled away to ask her, "Can you be a little gentler?" Henrietta chuckled and twisted my nipple harder, making me wince, and told me, "Nope." She then let go to take a drag on her cigarette, and I cringed as she blew the smoke into my face.

"Well then can you at least not smoke while we're doing this? Seriously." I requested of her. Henrietta laughed and remarked, "It's so cute how you think you have a say in what happens right now." I arched my eyebrow and told her, "You know that I can use Mana, right? I can level this whole restaurant if I want to." Henrietta scoffed and asked me, "Oh yeah, and you think you're the only one?"

Without giving me a chance to respond, Henrietta took another drag on her cigarette before blowing the smoke upwards. To my surprise, the smoke started to take shape, forming two hands that immediately started to grope my tits. "Y-You're a Mana user, too?" I asked her. "I prefer witch." She replied. I made the mistake of inhaling through my nose, and coughed before telling her, "Well whatever you call yourself, can you at the very least make it so that your smoke isn't so noxious? It's a turn-off."

Henrietta sighed and rolled her eyes, telling me, "Fine. Jeez, and I thought you were Goth." Suddenly, her smoke started to lighten, becoming less and less toxic until it was a light gray and smelled like toasted marshmallows. "Now where were we?" She asked herself before she smirked salaciously. "Oh yeah. Right here."

She then grabbed my crotch through my suit, making me gasp at the surprise before she started to rub me. I shuddered as she stimulated my pussy, and squirmed against her hand as her smoke hands continued to rub my breasts. Henrietta hummed and licked her lips, remarking, "Fuck you're hot. I need two hands for this." She then took a drag on her cigarette, exhaling a light gray smoke ring that took the place of her hand in holding my arms above my head.

The gothic beauty used her now-free hand to pull the rest of my costume off, leaving me naked save for my glasses and necklace. Henrietta ran her left hand up my sides as her right rubbed at my pussy, making me take deep breaths as she stimulated me. I experimentally tried to break through the ring of smoke holding my wrists. Despite being made completely of gas, I couldn't pull my hands out of its grip, and futilely struggled for a moment until Henrietta harshly smacked me on the ass.

I yelped and the girl told me, "Don't think you're getting out of this. You're going to be my toy until I decide to let you go." I glared at her in irritation, but couldn't deny the way my body reacted to her rough treatment. I could feel my pussy growing wetter with every second, and her groping was only exacerbating my arousal. This apparently wasn't lost on the chubby girl, and she raised her eyebrow and asked me, "Oh? Does someone like being my plaything?"

"N-No! Of course not!" I protested. Henrietta scoffed and told me, "Oh, please. Don't pretend you're not in handcuffs half the time when you and your little girlfriend fuck." I blushed and she chuckled as her hand stopped running up my side and gripped my butt. "I'm gonna enjoy this." She told me huskily. Just then I felt a sting at my breasts, and winced at the pain before looking down.

Sparks floated in Henrietta's smoke hands, occasionally striking my tits, and I asked her, "Is that really necessary?" "Yes." She replied, and I winced as another spark hit me. I then let out a shuddering moan as Henrietta plunged two fingers into my cunt, fingering me roughly. I closed my eyes as the pleasure started to build inside me, and Henrietta told me, "That's right bitch, you belong to me." I then cried out as she pinched my clit, sending pleasure and pain racing through my body.

I bit my lower lip and moaned as the chubby goth started to finger me harder, and felt myself get close to the edge. "I… I-I'm about to…" I warned her. Suddenly she ceased her motions, and I opened my eyes and groaned in disappointment. Henrietta smirked and told me, "You're not going to cum until I tell you to, whore." I glared at her but was ignored as she kept her fingers still and let my orgasm die.

I growled in displeasure and glared to her as I said, "Quit teasing me already." Henrietta smirked and started to slowly finger me again, picking her pace back up as she replied, "I'll tease you as much as I want to, bitch." I huffed and told her, "OK, I'm officially over this." I then manifested two hands made out of pink Mana behind her, which tore her dress off and exposed her curvy body to my eyes.

Henrietta yelped as the hands immediately started to grope her tits, making her cringe as she exclaimed, "The fuck do you think you're doing, whore?!" I giggled and told her, "Hate to break it to you, but you're not running the show." She took her fingers out of my cunt, but this served no purpose besides allowing me to catch her wrists in shackles of Mana. I dragged her to the opposite wall of the bathroom by her chains and pinned her in the same position I was in, hanging by her wrists from the ceiling.

Henrietta growled and told me, "Let me the fuck down, conformist whore!" "I'll let you down when you let me down." I told her. "Never." She told me angrily. I shrugged and said, "Fine by me. I'll just wait you out. You won't be able to keep these bonds up for long without your smokes." Henrietta snarled and asked me, "Well then I guess you're not gonna cum, are you?"

I chuckled and manifested a pink dildo out of Mana, telling her, "I'm not too worried." I moved to insert the energy phallus into my pussy, but it was blocked by a puff of Henrietta's smoke. I glared at her as she smirked, but an idea then struck me. As quickly as I could, I sent the dildo flying over to her and plunged it into her cunt, making her cringe. "What the fuck are you doing?" She asked me angrily.

I smirked and started vibrating the dildo lightly, and saw Henrietta shudder from the sensation. "Make me cum and I'll return the favor." I told her. "I-If you think that… That this is gonna make me let you go, then… Then you're wrong!" Henrietta told me venomously. I smugly asked her, "Not so fun from the other side, is it?"

Henrietta growled and blew smoke at me, which joined the smoke at my cunt and formed a light gray dildo. My eyes widened as I realized what she was doing, and cried out as the dildo penetrated my pussy. I shuddered as it started to vibrate, and we looked each other in the eyes and knew what was about to happen. I stretched and arched my back as I let out a breathy moan, and I saw Henrietta start to squirm in her bonds with a lustful expression on her face.

The two of us tried our best to look sexy and discreetly increase the vibrations on each other's dildos, each of us trying to get the other to cave first. Eventually we were both panting with bright red cheeks, and our juices were openly flowing as the energy-forged phalluses buzzed violently in our respective cunts. Suddenly I felt something snap inside me, and cried out as pleasure raced through my body.

Henrietta screeched as her secretions squirted around the Mana dildo inside her, both of our minds going blank from bliss. We shuddered and shook as we came, our muscles locking up from pleasure. Eventually we both started to come down, and slumped over in our bonds as the dildos disappeared. The two of us looked up and locked eyes, and an unspoken agreement passed between us. The binds holding our wrists faded and the two of us scrambled to our feet, tackling each other and locking lips as we lowered to the ground.

I took a moment to feel up Henrietta's cushiony body before we maneuvered ourselves so that she was lying on top of me with her cunt in my face. The chubby goth dove into my pussy and started eating me out, and I shuddered before starting to do the same. We moaned and bucked our hips as we ate each other out, and with our eagerness it wasn't long before we were both once again shuddering in orgasm, squirting our juices into each other's mouths.

Once the both of us had finished cumming and afterglow set in, we righted ourselves and settled in to cuddle, my head lying on Henrietta's soft tits. "W-What do you say we… We call this one a draw?" I asked her. I felt more than saw her nod, and we took a few moments to enjoy each other's warmth before we got to our feet and started to clean ourselves up, Henrietta fixing her dress with Mana.

Once the two of us were clean, we both left the bathroom. Henrietta grabbed my butt and pulled me in close to tell me, "Let me know if you ever wanna fuck again, New Kid. I could get used to this." I blushed as she let me go and the world returned to normal before she walked off. I made a note to invite her to Bebe and mine's next sleepover before I looted a couple of containers next to the vampire's table.

I saw Coon eating sopaipillas again and knew that I wouldn't be able to count on his help, so I simply descended the stairs next to his table. I saw Chiquita the gorilla juggling sopaipillas for a crowd of Vamp Kids, and Coon called on FaceTime to tell me that he might know something about the relics. They all looked like they were having a good time and I was loathe to interrupt them, so I broke the VIP barrier and asked the ape, "Mr. Chiquita, do you know anything about a vampire relic for a scavenger hunt?"

He looked down to me while still juggling and said, "Oh yeah, some guy gave me a relic and his headshot. I can't give it to anyone without an invite though, sorry." I had no time to come up with a plan, as the Vamp Kids noticed me and started hissing. One ran up to me and I hit him to gain Combat Advantage before a battle started. There were two Vampire Swarmers along with a Griefer and a Blocker. Coon, Mysterion, Henrietta, and Chiquita ran in to join the fight, and the gorilla moved to stand by a column as red lines appeared in the spaces in front of him.

I moved out of the range of his attack and used Ghastly Grasp to damage all of our enemies save Chiquita, the two Swarmers falling in defeat to the attack. The Blocker then bit me in the neck, and I winced as she drank a mouthful of my blood before headbutting me back into the range of Chiquita's attack. Coon used Coon Pounce to damage her and switch places, and Henrietta used a move called Baleful Blessing to heal me and give me a status effect of the same name. She drew a pentagram in the air, which hung diagonally before disappearing. An upside-down burning cross then appeared above my head.

The Vamp Griefer used a swarm of bats to damage the Coon before Mysterion moved out of range of Chiquita's attack and ended her turn. I used TimeFart Glitch to skip Chiquita's turn before he could hit me and Dire Shroud to damage the Vamp Griefer. The effects of Baleful Blessing then made themselves known, as a pentagram spiraled out from the upside-down cross burning above my head and damaged the Blocker before healing me.

The Blocker gave herself a shield before Coon used Coon Claws to damage the Griefer. Henrietta then used Satanic Seal, blowing a smoke ring upwards and saying, "Hail Satan." It formed a pentagram in the air above her. A matching one then appeared above me, healing me and giving me some Protection. Mysterion used Demonic Fury to defeat the last Vamp Kid, and Chiquita climbed the column before smashing down.

He didn't hit any of us, but moved over to a matching column on the other side of the grid before my turn came around. I used Dire Shroud to damage him and inflict Defense Down before Coon used Coon Pounce. Henrietta told us, "Thoughts and Satanic prayers." She then used Satanic Seal to give Mysterion Protection. Chiquita got ready to use his attack again before three more Vamp Swarmers ran in. I quickly dispatched the Swarmers with Ghastly Grasp.

Coon used Coon Pounce again before Henrietta moved out of range and used her Ultimate, damaging Chiquita and healing the damage we had sustained. Mysterion then used Demonic Fury to damage the ape and I used Dire Shroud one last time to defeat him. I got one regular Sopaipilla and one with honey along with some scrap from the fight, and I found a pair of black and blue striped fingerless arm socks tucked into Chiquita's swim trunks.

I took them and Mr. Adams FaceTimed me, saying, "Hey, you found another vampire relic! Seriously, how much fun is this scavenger hunt? More fun than a sweet sixteen party at James Woods' house, huh? I betcha. OK, just keep collecting those relics Dovahkiin Wy-" I hung up on him and my three allies then left the room. The mariachi band got back up on stage and I took selfies with one that made me put on a fake mustache, and another that needed my hair to be black.

I used my new soul powers to make it look black for a moment before dropping it and taking a selfie with the one playing a trumpet. I then got Chiquita some ice so that he would take one before looting some containers and leaving the room.

I saw that the arcade was open once I got back to the dining area, so I walked in and looked around. Mysterion then called me on FaceTime, telling me, "Looks like they're distracted. Find out if one of them has the vampire relic."

She hung up and I saw that some of the Vamp Kids were playing Dance Dance Revolution. I politely waited for them to be done before walking up and hitting one that rushed at me for Combat Advantage. Henrietta, Coon, and Mysterion ran in to aid me, and the battle started with me having the first turn. There were three Vamp Griefers and two Blockers, and I used Soul Slash to damage a Blocker and knock him back.

"I like the way you lash out." Henrietta told me lustily, and I blushed as the two Blockers both gave themselves shields. Coon used Coon Lunge to break the shield of the one I hadn't attacked, and Henrietta moved next to the Tornado Treasure game before buffing me with Satanic Seal. A Griefer then moved down in the grid before the other two attacked Coon with swarms of bats. Mysterion hit the Blocker that still had its shield with Demonic Fury before I used Ghastly Grasp to damage the other along with one of the Griefers.

The other Blocker would have cut Mysterion's health in half had I not used TimeFart Pause to stop time and defeat the one I had previously struck with punches. Coon used Coon Claws to finish off the remaining Blocker before Henrietta moved to stand in between him and Mysterion. A Griefer then attacked me with bats and healed herself, and the others did the same to Coon. Mysterion used Dread Rush to damage a Griefer, and I used my Ultimate to Chill the one that had attacked me and power myself up, regaining my original Netherborn costume as a side effect.

I used Grim Slash to defeat the undamaged Griefer and knock her back into the Tornado Treasure Game, and Coon used Coon Claws to defeat the one blocking his path. Henrietta then used Baleful Blessing to heal him and give him the status effect of the same name, and the last Griefer's turn was skipped by Chill. Mysterion was out of range, so she simply skipped her turn and let me use Grim Shroud to end the battle.

I got a Vampiric Elixir and some scrap before Mysterion walked up to one of the fallen Vamps and took a hold of his shirt, asking him, "Where's the relic?!" The Vamp Kid laughed and told her, "It's beyond your reach, mortal! It's behind the counter and you'll never win enough tickets to get it!" "We'll see about that." Mysterion told him before dropping him to the ground. Just then, he and the other Vamp Kids started getting alerts on their phones.

They all took out their devices and started murmuring and looking to me with curious eyes. The Vamp that Mysterion had interrogated looked to me and nodded, and he and the others left the room. Mysterion turned to me and instructed, "You're good at video games, ButtLord. Go win enough tickets to get the relic."

I nodded and walked up to the counter to find out how many I would need. The relic was only five, but there were a couple of other good prizes among the usual junk that littered arcade prize counters, so I made a note of them to get later. I then got a FaceTime call from Mr. Adams, who said, "Everything's fine kids, we're still having fun. Just keep winning those tickets to get that vampire relic, OK Dovahkiin Wyv-"

I hung up and felt nervousness touch my heart. 'How the hell does he know my last name? NO ONE knows my last name. Not even the guys! The only ones who know are my parents and Bebe.' I then groaned and realized, 'He must have seen the warrant with my name on it back in the main game.' I cursed under my breath and played the chupacabra shooting game until I had enough tickets to win the relic and the Neko Ears costume piece.

The games were free, which seemed like a terrible business model, and my allies left once I had the relic. A Vamp Kid stuck his head in after they were gone and asked, "Are they gone?" "Yeah, it's safe." I told him. The kids that had been in here before I fought them all came back in, and the one Mysterion had asked about the relic walked up to me. "Mike texted you, right?" I asked him.

He nodded and told me, "Yeah, he told us what you said. Listen, Karen's not really under a spell. We're just trying to be friends." "I know that, but Mysterion doesn't. I'm sorry about all this, and I'll try to make sure she doesn't do too much damage." I told him. He smiled to me and they all went back to playing video games. I then helped a kid get his tickets out of the machine and took a selfie with him. I was about to walk out of the arcade when I saw the kid who was blocking it before still crying.

Apparently he wanted the Sombrero Bear, but wasn't good enough at the games to earn any tickets, so I got him calmed down and showed him how to play the games. I gave him pointers and he was all smiles after he got the hang of the games. Eventually he won enough tickets to win the bear, and he and his mom took selfies with me before I left. I equipped the Neko Ears and dyed them black and hot pink before I noticed Mysterion and Henrietta standing next to Black Bart's Cave, which had since reopened.

I walked into the cave and immediately saw a line of kids waiting for selfies with Black Bart that was blocking the way. "The last relic's in here. Hurry up and find it, ButtLord." Mysterion told me over FaceTime before hanging up. The line was clearly going nowhere and they wouldn't let me pass, so I broke a barrier and went to an underground portion of the cave. I used a cart full of dynamite to destroy the barrier blocking the way and Glitch to get it back.

I pushed it as far as I could and used it as a platform to get some fake treasure, a little change, and some Chin Spikes. I then went aboveground and blew up a box of dynamite that was blocking a path that led to the other side of the line. I got fifteen tickets from a chest hidden in an alcove and used Pause to move a barrel of dynamite past a broken lantern to a cracked rock. I detonated it and then used Glitch to bring it back and destroy another rock that was blocking a treasure chest.

I found two Recipes inside, one for Tomes of Teleportation and another for an Artifact called the Minstrel of Ruin. I then took a selfie with Black Bart before looting a bag and moving a mine cart, using Glitch to put it back and clear the way for me to enter the cave beyond. There was a gigantic pile of plastic treasure inside, and as I approached it, some Vamp Kids showed up, one of them telling me, "Stay away from our gold, mortal!"

He winked at me and I knew that he had gotten Mike's text before Mysterion ran in, telling him, "Give us the relic!" Suddenly, a black guy walked in holding a bottle of what looked like blood but was more likely Clamato juice, asking, "Oh, you want this shit right here? Well you goin' have to pry it from our cold, dead hands. 'Cause us Vamp Kids stick together. Right Vamp Kids?"

He looked to the Vamps and they looked back awkwardly. "Is this guy with you?" I asked the lead kid, and he shook his head and told me, "No, he's just some guy that shows up at our meetings. I have no idea who he is." "Okay, after this battle I'm definitely calling the police." I muttered, and a battle started. There were five Vampire Swarmers and two Medics in addition to the black guy, and a Medic had the first turn.

He gave the Black Vampire Protection before the other Medic did the same to a Swarmer, and four of them moved around the grid before the fifth tackled Coon while surrounded by bats. It was Coon's turn next, and he used it to defeat the Swarmer that had attacked him with Coon Claws.

I then hit the Black Vampire and a Medic with Ghastly Grasp, and Henrietta gave me bedroom eyes as she said, "You're a kid after my own black heart." I blushed before using Glitch to skip the Black Vampire's turn, and Henrietta used Cigarette Burn to damage two Swarmers and give them Burning, breaking one's Protection as a bonus.

Mysterion used Demonic Fury to defeat a Medic before the other gave a Swarmer Protection, and one tackled Henrietta with bats before taking Burning damage. Three more moved without attacking, one falling to Burning, before Coon used Coon Claws to damage the Black Vampire and give him Bleeding. I moved up a space and used Dire Shroud to defeat a Swarmer, and the Black Vampire almost defeated Coon with punches and kicks.

Henrietta moved into position before using Cigarette Burn to lessen a Swarmer's Protection and give them Burning, and Mysterion used Demonic Fury to defeat another. A Medic started preparing to revive some of the Swarmers before the last one defeated Henrietta. Coon then defeated her with Coon Claws, and I used my Ultimate to power up and Chill the Medic. I used Grim Slash to damage and Slow the Black Vampire, and he hit me and knocked me back into Mysterion.

My fellow Netherborn used Demonic Fury to damage the Medic before his turn was skipped, and Coon used Coon Pounce to finish him off. I then used Grim Shroud to defeat the Black Vampire and got a Sopaipilla and some scrap from the battle.

I took the blood/Clamato juice and alerted the management as to what he had been doing. The cops were called and eventually it was discovered that he was a vampire movie fan instead of someone pretending to be a vampire. Since he had no priors and was not an active member of NAMBLA, he was given a warning and a referral to some vampire fan clubs before he apologized for the confusion and left.

I got some fake treasure from the room and Mysterion told me, "OK, we've got the last relic, let's go!" She ran out of the cave, and Mr. Adams called on FaceTime. He looked a tad irritated as he told me, "You found the last relic! Congratulations, you win the scavenger hunt! Now meet me at the VIP room for more vampire fun! Dovahkiin Wy-"

I hung up before he could say my last name, and sighed to myself as I thought, 'He's determined to reveal my last name to everyone, isn't he?' I got a Skull of Sick Burning Epic Artifact from a chest and used it to replace my Pump of Ultimate Inflation before walking out of the cave and into the dining area.

I went back and got a Skeleton costume set from the cave before going to the arcade to win five more tickets, then used them all to get the Gatekeeper of R'lyeh Artifact, which was shaped like a Cthulhu plush. I had no intention of equipping it, but it was well-made, and I wanted to turn it back to normal like I had my body pillow.

I rejoined Henrietta and Mysterion at the door and Mr. Adams walked up to us. His jaw was set in irritation as he told us, "Hey, looks like someone collected all the vampire relics! Congratulations, you're the first Vamp Kids to solve the door puzzle. I wonder what mystical powers will be unleashed!" He then started stumbling around and pretending something was happening to him. "Ooh, something's happening, I can feel… ooh, I can feel something happening, it's… it's happening in my pocket!"

Mr. Adams withdrew a normal key from his pocket and told us, "Wow! You broke the spell and made this key appear in my pocket!" He then opened the door. "Now go in and enjoy the party, kids! Make sure you stop by the clamato fountain and take pictures. I set it up myself. It's really cool. Have fun, Dovahkiin Wy-"

I shut the door in his face before he could finish his sentence, and we walked into the center of the room to find Karen, Mike, and a couple of his friends standing there. "Karen!" Mysterion exclaimed. Her sister took a few steps towards us as she begged, "Guardian Angel, please don't hurt my friends."

"They're not your friends. You're just under their spell." Mysterion told her. I rolled my eyes in irritation. "Otherwise you'd see how completely fucking lame they are!" 'Like you're one to talk.' I thought to myself. Mike then stepped in front of Karen and told Mysterion, "You've gone too far, mortal. You've laid eyes upon the Blood Fountain of Eternal Life. Now… you must die!"

A battle then started, and Henrietta and Coon ran in as we all took our places in the grid. Karen stood on the sidelines, and besides the Fountain and Mike, there were two Vampire Blockers and two Griefers. The Fountain got ready for its attack, which would presumably heal the Vamps judging by the green lines that appeared in the spaces on their side of the field, and the Blockers gave themselves shields before Coon's turn came around.

He used Coon Lunge to rush forward and damage one of the Blockers, breaking her shield, and I used Dire Shroud to damage her and inflict Defense Down. "Quit it! They're my friends!" Karen exclaimed, and I gave her an apologetic look before Henrietta used Cigarette Burn on the Blocker that Coon and I had attacked.

The two Griefers both used bats to damage the Coon, and Mysterion used Dread Rush to defeat a Blocker. Mike would have reduced Coon's health to next to nothing if I hadn't skipped his turn with Glitch, and the Fountain sprayed Clamato juice everywhere, giving all the Vamps Attack Up. The remaining Blocker then almost defeated Coon before he used Coon Claws to damage her and inflict Bleeding.

I used Dire Shroud to almost defeat the Blocker and inflict Defense Down, and Henrietta healed Coon with Baleful Blessing. The Griefers then defeated him with swarms of bats, and Mysterion used Dread Rush to finish off the Blocker before Mike depleted her health to almost nothing. The Fountain sprayed Clamato juice again, and I used a Revive Serum to revive Coon. He used Coon Lunge to damage Mike, and Henrietta unleashed her Ultimate to damage the Vamps and heal us.

The Griefers used swarms of bats to steal Mysterion's Health and defeat her, and Mike defeated Coon with a cloud of dark mist before the Fountain healed them all. I growled in annoyance and moved forward before using Ghastly Grasp to damage Mike and destroy the Fountain. Henrietta then buffed me with Satanic Seal and a Griefer would have attacked me had I not skipped his turn with Pause.

I hit Mike and managed to do some damage before time resumed, and Ghost Mysterion Chilled him with Phantom Chill before the other Griefer attacked me and took Burning Damage. Mike's turn was skipped due to Chill, and I used Dire Shroud to damage the Griefer that still had his health intact. Henrietta finished him off with Cigarette Burn, and Ghost Mysterion used Spooked to Confuse Mike.

The remaining Griefer attacked me and took Burning damage, and Mike skipped his turn out of Confusion. I used Dire Shroud to finish the last Griefer, and Henrietta healed me with Baleful Blessing. Ghost Mysterion then revived herself with her Ultimate, bringing her back into the battle and healing me. Mike almost defeated her again, and I used Dire Shroud to damage him and inflict Defense Down.

Henrietta used Cigarette Burn to damage and Burn him, and Mysterion ended the battle with Demonic Fury. I got the Recipe for Vampiric Elixirs and some scrap from the fight, and Mike picked himself and exclaimed, "It's not fair! This is my birthday party and you're ruining it! You're not even supposed to be here!"

He was looking at Mysterion instead of me, and the Netherborn told Karen, "Come on Karen, let's get outta here!" Karen then ran to Mike's side and told her, "No, Guardian Angel! I won't let you ruin his party! Come on, Mike! Through here!" The two ran through a service door, and Mysterion exclaimed, "Damn it! Karen must be under their spell! We've got to break it!"

She went to run after them, but I grabbed her arm and told her, "Hang on a second, Kenny." She looked back to me in surprise. "Karen is not under any kind of evil vampire spell. She's just trying to have a good time at a fun birthday party at a good restaurant, a party that YOU are ruining! Just let her have her own friends." Kenny sighed and told me, "Oh, Butthole. So sweet but so naïve." She then pulled herself out of my grip and ran through the service door.

I sighed in exasperation and texted Mike that she was still coming. I then got some arcade tickets from a backpack before following her. I looted a container in a break room and used Fartkour to get up to the highest platform, with Cousin Kyle showing up instead of Human Kite for some reason. I saw Mike and Karen standing near some stairs, and Mike asked me, "There you are. Jeez, what's wrong with your friend, per se?" "They're Karen's Guardian Angel. They're just trying to protect her." I told him, not revealing any clues about Kenny's identity to Karen.

Mike sighed and walked up the stairs with Karen in tow, and I got some loot from around the area. There was a Mariachi Suit, so I put it on along with the sombrero and backtracked to take a selfie with the last member of the mariachi band. I then changed back into my costume and went back up the inside of the fake mountain. I had to dislodge a beam and move a giant cart on a rail to be able to get up to the stairs, and I went through the door marked Divers Only, Mysterion joining me.

Mysterion and I found ourselves at the top of the mountain, and the hooded girl told her sister, "Karen, they've tricked you into thinking Vampires are cool. You have to snap out of it." "They didn't trick me. They ARE cool." Karen protested. Mike then asked her, "See? She wants to be with us. So why don't you just leave us alone?" "I would take their advice, Guardian Angel." I told her.

Mysterion turned to me and asked, "How could you take their side?! They've kidnapped Karen and brainwashed her! Do you even care about that?!" I told the girl in response, "Damn it, Mys… Guardian Angel. You're not listening to Karen! She's allowed to have her own friends and do what she likes even if you don't like it! Have you ever considered that she might actually LIKE vampires? Look, I don't get it either, okay? I don't see the appeal of wearing fake fangs and drinking Clamato juice. But if Karen does, then she can do it if she wants to. She's not in any danger and she doesn't need to be rescued!"

"But-" Mysterion started to say, but I grabbed her shirt and whispered into her ear, "If you don't stop this right now, I'm going to tell Karen who you REALLY are." Mysterion gasped and told me, "You wouldn't dare." "Try me." I glared at the hooded girl for a few moments, and she sighed and said, "All right, all right."

I let her go and she turned to Karen, telling her, "Karen… Look, I think the Vamp Kids are really fucking lame. Everything they do makes me want to hurl. I hate them with every fiber of my being." "Uh, I'm still here, per se." Mike told her. Mysterion ignored him and conceded, "But if you want to be one… Then that's OK. I won't stop you. Just promise me that you'll stay safe and that you won't let them take over who you are." "Eh, good enough." I muttered.

Karen had a warm smile as she told Mysterion, "Don't worry, Guardian Angel. I don't want to be a Vamp Kid ALL the time." "You don't?" Mysterion asked hopefully. Karen giggled and said, "No." Mysterion sighed in relief and I said, "Well, looks like everything's wrapped up here." It would seem that I had spoken too soon, as we heard a booming laugh and Mr. Adams' voice tell us, "You fools! You thought my stepson was the master vampire…"

Mr. Adams emerged from behind a fake rock along with a bunch of Vamp Kids, and he told us, "But it was me all along! Just like in the classic vampire film The Lost Boys…" He was dressed in leather pants, black boots, a black shirt and jacket, and his hair was bleached blond. I face-palmed as he turned to Mike and exclaimed, "Pretty cool, huh, Mike? I dress up like Keither Sutherland and I'm all like, hey, I'm the master vampire!"

Mike was looking to the floor in embarrassment, and Mr. Adams asked everyone, "This is the coolest birthday party ever, isn't it Mike? Come on…" "Uh, we kind of already hashed everything out. We're not fighting anymore." Mysterion told him. His expression turned cold, and he told us, "Oh, but not EVERYTHING is hashed out."

"What?" Mysterion asked as the Coon and Henrietta ran in to join us. Mr. Adams had an irritated expression as he told me, "New Kid. You've been interrupting me all day. NO ONE interrupts the comedic genius of Mr. Adams. And now… I will tell the ultimate joke." "Don't you dare." I told him. "ButtLord, what's he talking about?" Mysterion asked me. Ignoring both of us, Mr. Adams told everyone, "Everyone, Dovahkiin's last name is-" "DON'T!" I shouted, but he shouted over me, "WYVERN! HER LAST NAME IS WYVERN! WYVERN IS HER LAST NAME!"

I groaned and hung my head as my last name was revealed to everyone, and they all looked to me with confused faces. "What? What's so funny about ButtLord's last name being Wyvern?" Coon asked. I sighed in defeat and told him, "Google it." My three allies and the Vamp Kids all then pulled out their phones. Coon was the first one to look it up, and burst out laughing as he exclaimed, "It's a dragon! Wyvern is a type of dragon!" "Here we go again." I muttered.

"But… ButtLord's first name is Dovahkiin." Mysterion muttered. "And her nickname is Dova." Henrietta pointed out. "And in three, two, one…" I said. Everyone then started laughing, and Mysterion shouted, "Dova means Dragon! Your name is literally Dragon Dragon!" "Oh my Satan, I feel like such a conformist right now, but that is funny as all hell!" Henrietta exclaimed.

"It's fucking hysterical, now can we get back to the task at hand, please?!" I shouted. Everyone started to calm down, and I asked Mr. Adams, "Why the fuck would you tell everyone my last name?" "Are you kidding me? This is comedy gold! A joke like this only comes around once in a lifetime!" He said. "It's not gold, it's dumb. It's not even your joke, it's my dumbass dad's. You're a hack! All these James Woods jokes aren't funny, asshole!" I told him angrily. "Okay, no need to call people names." Mr. Adams said.

I was fed up with him, and told him, "NO! This has been a long time coming! You're a one-note asshat who can't tell a joke to save his life! My fucking NAME is literally funnier than you! All you do is latch on to one topic and wear it out until people want to stab themselves in the ears with unsharpened pencils just so that they don't have to hear your shitty jokes anymore!" "Hey, I am a professional comedian! People pay a lot of money to come in and hear my jokes!" He protested. Crossing my arms, I asked him, "Oh yeah, and how much do they pay to get out?"

Everyone laughed at my joke, and I smirked and told him, "See, now THAT'S a joke. Go back to clown college already." "Alright that's it! I've had enough of this! I am funny, and you are dead!" He roared. A battle then started, with three Vampire Swarmers fighting alongside Mr. Adams. He disappeared in a swarm of bats only to reappear behind the Coon, the top and bottom rows of the grid glowing with red lines.

The three Swarmers each moved forward two spaces before Coon used Coon Claws to damage Vampire Adams and inflict Bleeding. I used Ghastly Grasp to defeat the three Swarmers, and Henrietta used Baleful Blessing to give Mysterion the move's status effect. She skipped her turn and the effect damaged Vampire Adams. He would have used his charged attack if I hadn't skipped his turn with Glitch, and Coon used Coon Pounce to damage him after getting out of his range. I then used Dire Shroud to damage Vampire Adams and inflict Defense Down.

Henrietta used Satanic Seal to give Mysterion Protection before the Netherborn skipped her turn, and Vampire Adams used hair product to form ice across the rows he had targeted. More Swarmers ran in, and Coon skipped his turn before I moved out of Vampire Adams' targeted area and used Ghastly Grasp to defeat the Swarmers. Henrietta used Cigarette Burn to damage Vampire Adams and give him Burning, and Mysterion moved out of his range before ending her turn.

Vampire Adams used his ice attack again and more Swarmers ran in to join the fight before he took damage due to Bleeding and Burning. Coon moved into the untargeted space next to him and used Coon Claws to deal some damage, and I defeated the three Swarmers with Ghastly Grasp. Henrietta couldn't move out of range, so she simply used Satanic Seal to give herself Protection. Mysterion then moved out of range and Vampire Adams would have attacked Henrietta if I hadn't skipped his turn with Glitch.

Coon used Coon Claws on Vampire Adams again before I skipped my turn, and Henrietta gave Coon Baleful Blessing. Mysterion skipped her turn, and Vampire Adams attacked Henrietta, Chilling her and removing most of her Protection. More Swarmers rushed in, and Coon used Coon Lunge to damage Vampire Adams. His Baleful Blessing didn't hit anyone, but I used Ghastly Grasp to defeat the Swarmers again.

Henrietta lost a turn to Chill, and Mysterion used Demonic Fury to damage Vampire Adams. He then surprised us by using a fire attack instead of ice, and moved to the other side of the grid as more Swarmers arrived. There were only two this time, but they had a Griefer with them, and Coon used Coon Lunge to damage Adams before I damaged the Griefer and defeated the Swarmers with Ghastly Grasp.

Henrietta defeated Vampire Adams with Cigarette Burn, and the battle ended with me getting a wig and some scrap. I sighed in relief as the fight ended, and the Vamp Kids regrouped as Mr. Adams joked, "You just put your hands on a child! Penal code 13. Or as we call it at the station: a James Woods. Ha ha, we still like to have fun, don't we?"

I face-palmed at his latest lame joke, and Mysterion told him, "Dude, nobody here is having fun!" "Yes they are, you son of a bitch!" He told her, then turned to Karen and asked her, "Aren't you having fun, little girl?" Karen had a sad look as she told us, "I was, but now everyone's being so mean." "See what happens when you don't let Karen have her own friends?" I asked Mysterion, and she replied to me, "You made your point, dude. Let it go already."

I flipped her off in response, and Mr. Adams told us, "Well that's gonna change real soon, because I have one more surprise for the birthday boy and it's really supercool… A CELEBRITY GUEST!" "Let me guess, James Woods?" I asked him sarcastically.

He ignored me and started waving his arms around, Mysterion asking, "What is he doing?" The people in the dining area were looking up at us as Mr. Adams chanted, "Dark forces of Hollywood, hear me! Open the portal to Hell! Release the spirit of our celebrity guest… Corey Haim, everybody!"

A portal started to open up between our two groups as the onlookers clapped and cheered. "Come to me, Corey Haim! Come through the portal! Follow the sound of my voice!" Adams said. A faint figure then appeared in the portal, which emerged and solidified to reveal Michael Jackson wearing a yellow jacket and red pants. "I'm here! Casa Bonita! Shamone!" He exclaimed. "What the fuck?" I asked. "THAT'S Corey Haim?" Henrietta asked with disbelief.

"No! You're not supposed to be here! You're not the star of the 80s classic, The Lost Boys!" Adams told Michael Jackson. The pop star got an excited look on his face and said, "Ooh, lost boy, where? I'll find them! Come on, let's go play! Let's go find the lost boys, like Peter Pan!" He grabbed Karen's arm and dragged her to the edge of the cliff, telling her, "Come on, let's go to Black Bart's Cave and find the lost boys! HeeHee! Shamone!"

Michael Jackson then jumped off the cliff with Karen as she screamed, and the two hit the water as Mysterion exclaimed, "Karen!" The four of us looked to the water, and nobody said anything for a moment until I told her, "Okay, NOW your sister's in danger and we need to save her." The crowd cheered and clapped as Mr. Adams awkwardly sneaked inside the fake mountain, the rest of the Vamp Kids following him. "Corey Haim totally just kidnapped your sister." Henrietta told Mysterion.

The three were looking to me with expectant eyes, and I asked them, "You want me to dive in after them, don't you?" They all nodded, and I sighed and looted some containers before walking to the edge of the diving board, asking myself, "Why am I always the one who has to do this shit?"

I then jumped off, hitting the water feet-first. I swam through a surprisingly spacious river and emerged from the well in the dining area. I shook off the water with my soul powers and saw Mysterion, Coon and Henrietta running up next to me. "Look! It's Corey Haim! Let's get him!" Mysterion exclaimed. Michael Jackson and a couple terrified Vamp Kids were walking towards the VIP room, and they turned to us as the dead king of pop told us, "No, you're being ignorant. I'm so tired of people being… IGNORANT."

"Somebody please get us away from this guy!" Mike requested. Michael Jackson ignored him and moved to the middle of the dining area before spinning in place, arcs of rainbow light swirling around him. Suddenly, the dining area was replaced by a stage with a purple satin floor, speakers, and spotlights. "What the fuck?" I asked. My soul rustled in irritation, and I let it feel around the area a bit.

My eyes widened as I realized that Michael Jackson was projecting his soul onto our surroundings, and he told us, "You all need to stop being ignorant!" A white ghostly light then erupted from his chest and zoomed towards Karen. I tried to intercept with my cloak, but it impacted with her as she screamed. A bubble of energy appeared around her, and she levitated over to Michael Jackson and started dancing just like he was. She was mirroring him perfectly, and asked us, "What's going on?"

"Damn it. He possessed Karen!" Mysterion exclaimed. I growled and pointed to Michael Jackson, telling him, "Leave Karen out of this!" As he danced, Michael Jackson told me, "Oh, come on! I just want someone to play with!" "She doesn't want to play! Let her go!" I exclaimed. Michael Jackson begged me, "Oh, but… But I never had a childhood. My daddy beat me up all the time, and-and I was always performing. I suffered every day! I just want to be a child!"

This enraged me, and I asked him in a demonically reverberating voice, "YOU SUFFERED?!" I levitated into the air and power started to swirl around me as I demanded of him, "YOU THINK YOU HAD IT BAD?! I WAS ON THE RUN FOR MOST OF MY LIFE! I COULD NEVER SETTLE DOWN, OR MAKE FRIENDS! I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY OWN GRANDFATHER AND TORTURED IN A LAB FOR HALF A YEAR! YOU WANT TO SEE SUFFERING?! I'LL SHOW YOU SUFFERING!"

I then let the darkness inside me build and release, shadows pouring from my soul and painting the walls as the screams of the damned reverberated throughout the room. The floor started to flicker and shift between his stage and the floor of my childhood bedroom as the walls followed suit. My entire life was then bared for all to see, phantasmal visions floating through the dining area.

We saw intruders breaking into the house and asking for selfies with a terrified me, experiments being performed in a dirty lab, and my parents leaving me to fend for myself, forbidden to turn the lights on, alone and afraid, again and again, so that they could go and party.

Tears streamed from my eyes as I beheld the scenes from my past. Eventually we were brought to the present, and everyone had horrified expressions as they beheld my body. Surgical scars and past wounds crisscrossed my skin, oozing blood. Burns from when I had tried to make myself food when my parents would leave me alone littered my arms, and the scar on my cheek was an open wound. "YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT SUFFERING!" I told him, my eyes glowing red.

"YOU WERE BELOVED BY MILLIONS! YOU HAD EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED!" I shouted. Fabric then started to weave through the air and formed a giant blue teddy bear with a Cheshire smile and razor-sharp claws punching through its paws. It was mirroring my movements as it loomed behind me, making the crowd gasp in horror. "IF YOU WILL NOT RELEASE KAREN, THEN I WILL MAKE YOU!" I told him.

A determined look set on his face and he told me, "Just try it!" He spun in place and his clothes transformed into the red jacket and pants from the Thriller video. He danced across the stage/bedroom as I swept my arms, the bear following my movements and raking its claws across the floor. He was rubbing his crotch and shouting, "Shamone!" And he sent arcs of rainbow light at me. I deflected them and sent them back to him, but he was unfazed as he continued to dance.

I let this go on for a few moments before growling and shouting to him, "ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!" I then thrust my hand forward, impaling Michael Jackson with the bear's claws. He gurgled as blood leaked from his mouth, and his soul left Karen's body and reentered his own.

A portal opened up as I retracted the bear's claws, and he was sucked back inside. With that, the portal closed and the world returned to normal. The bear then disappeared and I levitated to the ground. I took a deep breath as my eyes stopped glowing and the scar on my cheek closed. The burns faded from my arms, but the surgical scars sealed and remained on my skin.

One separated my right hand from my arm at the wrist, one separated my upper body from my lower at the waist, one sat over my heart in the shape of… Well, a heart. Another scar separated my left arm from my torso at the shoulder, and the fifth and final one circled my left thigh diagonally at a steep angle. All but the one on my waist were visible due to my Revenger Suit, and Mysterion walked up and asked me, "Dude… What… What are those?"

I rubbed my wrist and told her without looking at her, "I told you… My Grandfather experimented on me. He… He cut me open, trying to figure out how I could use Mana. He never put me under, either. I was awake the whole time, paralyzed. He called it 'vivisecting.' He cut off my hand, my arm, my leg, cut out my heart, and cut me in half. He had a Facebook account ready with millions of friends for me to use, and my body used the Mana it absorbed from it to heal myself. I… I was hiding the scars with makeup."

I could feel tears form in my eyes, and Henrietta came up behind me and told me, "Well, if it makes you feel any better, those scars make you look fucking badass." I looked to her to see her, Mysterion and Coon smiling, and I smiled and wiped my eyes. Mysterion then walked up to Karen and asked her, "Are… Are you OK, Karen?"

Her sister smiled and told her, "Yes, Guardian Angel. I'm fine now." Mysterion smiled, but it quickly faded as she asked, "I'm glad, and I'm OK with you acting like a Vamp Kid, but… Why did you want to hang out with them in the first place?" Karen got a forlorn look on her face as she replied, "Well… Ever since my sister Kenny became a girl, she hasn't been hanging out with me as much. I was lonely, so I wanted to make some new friends."

Mysterion had a shocked look on her face as she told her, "Oh. Well, d-don't worry, I'll talk to your sister. Make sure she spends more time with you from now on." Karen's face lit up and she exclaimed, "Really?! Thank you, Guardian Angel!" She then gave her a hug and skipped out of the restaurant. The two of us watched her go, and once she had left I turned to Kenny and told her, "Remind me to kill you later."

I then took a selfie with a kid making a wish at the fountain before I left the restaurant myself, feeling my soul's second skin fade as I got onto the bus. I got home and ate all of the Sopaipillas I had gotten from the restaurant, starving from not eating all day. I then went to my room and looked at myself in the mirror. Kenny and Cartman knew about my scars now, and hell knows the fat boy can't keep his mouth shut. I decided to stop hiding them and went to the garage to take care of one last piece of business.

After a half an hour of rifling through boxes, I finally found what I was looking for. I pulled a blue teddy bear out of a box and smiled. Mom had given it to me when I was just four years old. I can still remember the wonder I felt, and her voice telling me, "See? She's blue, just like your hair." I chuckled as I remembered how I named it Blue and went back into the house to clean it off. As the sun started to set, I tucked myself into bed with the bear and my body pillow and closed my eyes.

I couldn't sleep however, and looked to Blue the bear for a moment before feeling inspiration strike. I got out of bed and used some spare fabric to sew a Cheshire smile and some gray fabric claws onto it, and smiled at the result. I got out the collection of Chinpokomon plushes I had collected in our first game and transformed the Gatekeeper of R'lyeh back into a stuffed Cthulhu before tucking myself into bed with all of them, drawing comfort from the stuffed animals as I drifted off to sleep.

And there is the chapter. I hope you liked it and feel free to leave a review. See you in the next chapter/story, IndigoWerewolf out!