A/N: EEK! I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE LONG DELAY! School just started so it'll be a little bit difficult to create a new chapter once a week. I'm almost thinking of doing it once every two weeks (I will not do it once every month, that's just cruel.) But still…I am so sorry and I hope you will have the heart to forgive me.
Tamaki: Where's Haruhi?!
Kyoya: Idiot.
Twins: He must have done something perverted to make her run away like that!
Tamaki: SHUT UP YOU FOOLS!
Hunny: I want Haru-chan back!
Mori: …Yeah.
Haruhi: Hi guys!
All: HARUHI?!
Haruhi: What?
A/N: Aren't you currently kidnapped?
Haruhi: Yeah but I was able to sneak out and return to this hell on cyberspace!
A/N: Like I say…Anything is possible if it's a fan fiction! YAY! Alright Review Responses!
ugh: Thank you so much for liking it and yes I needed to have Tamaki to panic sometime in the fan fiction or else it just wouldn't have any comedy and drama needs comedy in order for people to enjoy it you know! And South Pacific id amazing I've watched it about eight times already.
Sailor-Moon-Z: I know why must I be so cruel to Haruhi! :( But it needed it in order for people to really hate the Tonnerres (like you haven't already! Lol) Also…TAMAKIxHARUHI RULES NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY!
LauraLeia: Here's a special invitation for you just tell me who you want to dance w/ and I will certainly make it happen for you! :D Hold on a sec (A/N: Tamaki! Come here for a sec will ya? Tamaki: What? grabs Tamaki A/N: Alright go ahead and hit him till he figures out that his fatherly love is love itself! Tamaki: NOOOO!!) And yeah I should probably fix that stupid typo, I was ½ asleep as usual and for some odd reason my brain just started to go to la la land at the time I wrote that. :( (Stupid Brain.)
kamiam714: I know I know do not worry I will not let them ruin Haruhi's life to the point that makes her cry.
Raiinbowface: Glad you liked and yes they did cut her hair because…well you'll find out soon. :D And don't fall off the seat!
KerushiiSohma: (Hey is the Sohma part from fruits basket? Just wondering?) Ok! Well I'll have to tell BabyLinn that there is some competition in the midst. As long as you don't marry it I am fine. Cyber high five! TAMAKI AND HARUHI ARE THE GREATEST AND MOST CONFUSING SHOJO PAIR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!! And here is the next chappie that you have been waiting for!
Rosychan: (I love the name! It's so adorable!) Wow I've read many good TamaHaru fan fics, but to think that someone thinks this is a really good one, I am honored. I don't know about original, considering I've noticed a lot of people are now doing the Cinderella and Ouran crossovers as well, (I wonder if I started something? They probably never read this fanfic before I'm guessing) however I can see how you think it's cute.
Chapter 9: What makes a Host
Haruhi looked at the grand clock through a tall window that was from the floor to the ceiling and noticed that in a few minutes she'll be stuck with the Host Club. Great, more harassment from those rich bastards. Haruhi thought as she got up from her desk. Also as an added bonus more chores from-
"Haruhi come on. Our doggie needs to be at the club right now." Hiakru said as Koaru and he grabbed her arms and headed towards the dreaded room: Music Room #3
Haruhi grunted as they entered the room and found a small boy jumping towards Haruhi. "The hero puppy is here!" Hunny smiled as he hugged Haruhi. Soon a tall male came near Hunny and handed him a pink bunny called "Usa-chan" and then picked the boy onto his shoulders.
"Takashi!" Hunny smiled and then was placed in a seat where a large strawberry cake was sitting waiting to be vacuumed into the small boy's mouth.
"Hikaru, Koaru. I need you two to do something for me." A handsome black haired man called as he pushed up his glasses.
"We're coming!" The two twins called and then left Haruhi alone. She looked up and then noticed another tall, handsome man walking by.
"Hello commoner!" Tamaki sang.
Why do I really want to punch him in the face right now? Haruhi thought to herself as she looked at the idiotic prince.
"Alright now today's theme is going to be Medieval." Tamaki said proudly
"We did that last week, remember? I thought we decided to go with an Italian theme today?" Hikaru pointed out.
"Oh yes that's correct alright where are the costumes?" Tamaki asked. Soon the twins came back with the beautiful costumes. "Alright! Now commoner this is going to teach you how to woe the beautiful girls of this academy."
"Oh gee I can hardly wait." She said in a sarcastic tone.
Tamaki ignored her comment and then told everyone to start to get ready. After they got their costumes on and they waited for the girls Hikaru looked at Haruhi.
"Hey Haruhi, what is with the outfit?" Hikaru asked.
"Huh? This was my dad's old uniform." Haruhi said annoyed.
"No wonder it looked really outdated and it's huge on you." Koaru stated.
"Sorry for being short and the uniform is too expensive here."
"Also what's with these glasses? They are so huge that your eyes are probably really sma-" He stopped and looked at Haruhi's large orbs.
"Those were my grandfathers. I don't really need them but I feel very insecure about my-" Before she could finish her sentence, Tamaki came running towards her and stared with admiration. Then…
"Koaru, Hikaru." Tamaki snapped his fingers and
"Got it." They said in unison and grabbed Haruhi and dragged her out of the room.
"Kyoya go to the school's tailor and get a new uniform." Soon Kyoya was running out of the room as well.
"What about me Tama-chan?" Hunny asked excitedly.
"Hunny…" Tamaki looked at him trying to figure out what to give him. "…go and eat your cake."
In the back room, the Hitachiin twins were cutting away Haruhi's hair.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" Haruhi said scared that they were complete idiotic stylists.
"Don't worry, we are professionals." They said in unison trying to calm her as they worked with her messed up hair.
"I got the uniform ready." Kyoya said as he placed it on a chair.
"Thanks Kyoya. We are almost done with him." They said happily and then began drying her hair. Soon after the hair was done They grabbed the uniform and then dragged her into the changing room.
"Alright let us help you put this on."
"No it's ok I really don't need it." She said trying to get them out.
"We'll help."
"GET OUT!!" She screamed and then kicked the two out of the changing room.
"Huh?" They looked at each other. Is Haruhi a…
After several minutes of changing she called Tamaki.
"Oh are you done? Let's see." Tamaki said and then looked at her with admiration. So adorable, just like a girl, how cute. He thought to himself as he continued to look at her.
"Wow Haruhi looks so cute!" Hunny said as he gazed at her as well.
"Ah." Mori agreed.
"We did an excellent job. The beast is now a beauty." The twins said happily.
"Maybe we can get customers off of him?" Kyoya said looking at Haruhi.
"Is this for me to keep?" Haruhi asked.
"Yes it is. Starting tomorrow you are now officially a new member of the Host Club." Tamaki said happily.
Oh well, at least I won't be doing any more of those ridiculous chores. She thought to herself as they kept saying how cute she was.
Afterwards Haruhi headed back home and placed all her bags in her room and then headed towards the kitchen. But then was stopped by the Tonnerre siblings.
"What are you wearing?" Aya-chan asked horrified.
"What is with your hair? You look like a boy!" Éclair-san said as they both observed her outfit.
"The Host Club gave this to me. It's not like I really care. I didn't ask for this."
"HA HA HA HA HA!!" They laughed their heads off realizing that the Host Club mistook her as a guy. "That is too funny!!" They said as they continued to laugh.
"What would you like for dinner?" Haruhi asked ignoring their laughter.
"We want roasted chicken, a light salad with raspberry vinaigrette and sour dough rolls. Make it quick." Aya-chan said as they sat down at the table.
"Alright." Haruhi said and headed off to the kitchen and thought to herself, Today was certainly a day I won't forget.
A/N: Yawn well I am sad to say but that is all I have time to do for now. :( I am so sorry and I promise I will try to stop it with the long delays I will try to post the next chapter by Wednsday for the best VA around: Vic Mignogna!
Tamaki: He does my voice!
Haruhi: So!
Tamaki: Haruhi where are you going?
Haruhi: I'm getting away from you freaks
Hikaru: What! I'm a freak now! Well I guess milord got promoted!
Tamaki: Hey!
A/N: SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I FLY TO YOUR HOMES AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!
Kyoya: Yes and then my secret police will come and arrest you and will either put you in jail for eternity or kill you.
A/N: Well I won't kill you Kyoya.
Kyoya: Oh then by all means go ahead.
Tamaki: Waah! Mom!
A/N: ugh, Review Responses!