Chapter 10
The 2 some hours passed by in a flash and soon we were in the airport waiting for our luggage. I had slept most of the flight here while Anna had chatted and had fun with Alfred. Matthew stood beside me and was smiling hugely. We had landed in Halifax, the capital of Nova Scotia, so it was about a 2 hour drive to the town we'd be staying in. Alfred had run off to grab the car leaving us to snag our bags ourselves. I didn't mind at all being used to lifting things since my sister was incredibly week and it annoyed me to no end, but I wasn't sure about Anna.
"There they are!" Anna exclaimed pointing to the bags. I nodded and grabbed both bags. Matthew gave Anna hers and we walked out to see Alfred leaning against a car. I presumed it was Matthew's.
"Hey guys, dude, Mattie, you're so totally blew my mind. It was like, already here and everything!" Alfred said waving his arms excitedly. I chuckled quietly while Anna hauled her bag to the car. Alfred put it in the trunk before stealing my bag from me and putting it there too. He grinned at me as I huffed and I smiled back lightly. Matthew got into the front seat and I climbed into the passenger's seat leaving Alfred and Anna to the back seat. After everyone was settled and Kumajiro was eating we set off to Liverpool, Nova Scotia. [1]
"So Canadian, are you happy to be home?" Anna asked. I nodded and looked out the window to watch the trees go by. Alfred looked out the window too and whined.
"Why aren't there any buildings next to the road?" Alfred whined looking bored with the scenery already. Matthew and I laughed as Alfred continued to look for a building amongst the trees.
"It's going to be like this the whole time unless we pass a town, which is sort of rare." I replied smiling. Matthew and I grinned at each other as Anna and Alfred groaned. I rolled down the window and smiled as air blew in. Anna pulled out her iPod and put the ear buds in her ears. Alfred pulled out his iPhone and began to play games. I looked out the window and smiled as trees and hills flew by. Kumajiro sat on my lap asleep while Matthew was smiling and driving.
"Dude, this is so boring." Alfred whined after 10 minutes of playing games. I looked back at him and shrugged.
"I'm used to the long drives, shouldn't you be too? How did you survive before cars Alfred?" I questioned him. He shrugged and continued to complain about being bored. Matthew and I sighed while Anna continued to listen to her iPod not paying us any attention. Then again, she was probably watching something on it.
"Well Al, what do you want to do?" Matthew asked glancing at his brother in the mirror.
"Hmm, we could always play more truth or dare." Alfred said smirking. I rolled my eyes and shrugged. He pouted and shook Anna. She pulled one ear bud out and looked to Alfred.
"Yes?" She questioned. He grinned and looked to me. Matthew and I shrugged and nodded.
"We're going to play truth or dare again." Alfred said very excited. Anna shrugged and turned her iPod off to play the game. "Alright, Olivia, truth or dare?" Alfred asked. I ran a hand through my hair and sighed.
"Truth," I said looking out the window still.
"Which person in the car would you least want to have with you on a deserted island, and why?" Alfred asked. I stared at him for a second before nodding.
"Anna, mainly because we would be running around trying to figure out what to do and hoping nothing comes out and eats us. Therefore, if I ever get stranded I hope it will not be with Anna because I don't want to die on some island in the middle of nowhere." I said. Anna pouted and whined.
"Canadian, we would not die; we'd just be stuck there for awhile until someone realized we were missing and came to get us." Anna said. Alfred stared at her and grinned.
"The hero would find you there! I'd totally find you in my kick-ass plane from world war 2." Alfred said grinning widely. Anna and I began to chuckle before cracking completely up. Matthew and Alfred looked confused, but both decided not to question us.
"Alright, Matthew, truth or dare?" I asked looking to Matthew. He didn't say anything for a minute or so until he finally spoke up.
"Truth, I am driving and can't really do a dare, now can I, eh?" He responded. I nodded and pondered what to ask him. Alfred and Anna threw suggestions at me from the back and a few made our faces turn red.
"What's abnormal about you?" I finally asked. Matthew hummed while Alfred nodded agreeing with my question. I gave him a weird look to which he grinned at me.
"Well, I tend to eat a lot of maple syrup, I'm only loud when I'm playing or watching hockey or when I'm yelling at Al or someone else. Um, I can't really think of anything else, can you eh?" Matthew responded glancing at me. I hummed and shrugged.
"Well, you're too quiet, you rant at me too often, and you own a polar bear dude! You live in a freezing cold place and it doesn't bother you at all. You're friends with a commie, a drug addict [2], and a German." Alfred said. We rolled our eyes and I threw an apple at his head. He yelped ducking and I laughed.
"Gee thanks Al, and Russia isn't a communist anymore, Gilbert is Prussian and Johan is not a drug addict." Matthew said glaring at Alfred through the mirror. Alfred gulped and slid down in his seat trying to hide from Matthew's death glare. Matthew sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Truth or dare Alfred." He continued.
"Dare because I'm the hero!" Alfred yelled punching the air. Matthew grinned evilly and I gulped at the grin, before melting into my own evil grin.
"I dare you to sing "I'm a little tea pot" complete with actions." Matthew said. Alfred's grin dropped and he stared at Matthew. Anna cracked up as I chuckled lightly at Alfred's face. "Well Al? Are you going to be the hero and take the dare or are you not the hero, eh?" Matthew continued taunting Alfred. Alfred huffed before beginning the song.
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, here me shout.
Just tip me over and pour me out.
I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true.
Here's an example of what I can do.
I can change my handle to my spout.
Just tip me over and pour me out." Alfred said doing the actions that came along with it while sitting down. Anna was videotaping it with her cell phone while I took pictures and Matthew cracked up. He had to slow down from laughing so much. Alfred grumbled as we laughed and taunted him.
"Truth or dare Anna?" Alfred said through gritted teeth. He wasn't very happy with his dare, but it made us happy.
"Truth." She said not trusting him enough right now to answer dare. He perked up and was quiet for a moment. Then a grin spread across his face and Anna raised an eyebrow at him.
"What physical characteristics do you usually find sexy?" He asked smirking. Anna grinned back and I groaned already knowing her answer.
"Eyebrows, hair, and accents." She said smiling. Alfred frowned and pulled his eyebrows together.
"But accents are physical… are they?" He asked turning to us.
"They aren't physical really, but it's hard to lose your accent." I responded. Anna nodded and looked at me. I glanced at her from my position of staring out the window and raised an eyebrow.
"Truth or dare Canadian?" She asked smiling.
"Truth simply because I am lazy." I said shrugging. She grinned evilly and I gulped. Matthew chuckled at me as Alfred laughed at me.
"What are your fetishes?" Anna asked grinning at me. I looked up at the ceiling thinking about that question for a little bit before answering.
"Well, I have a language fetish that includes French, Danish, Dutch, Swedish for some odd reason, Scottish Gaelic, Irish, Welsh and Old English. I have an accent fetish that includes the Scottish accent, Welsh accent, German accent and Danish accent. Er, I think that's it. Oh, I have a flag fetish too, I love flags so much." I said petting Kumajiro. Anna laughed and shook her head as Matthew blushed and Alfred laughed also.
"Ah Canadian, you have such crazy fetishes. Though I may or may not let Scotland know about the ones about him." Anna said winking at me. I blushed and glared at her. Alfred huffed, but grinned none the less.
"Alright, Matthew, truth or dare?" I asked looked at Matthew. He chewed on his lip for a second before answering.
"Dare I guess." He mumbled. I caught his answer and grinned. He blushed at the grin and looked ready to take back his answer.
"I dare you to suck on the finger of someone in the car beside yourself." I said looking up from my phone. I hadn't been able to think of a dare myself so I used a website. Matthew's face went red as Alfred wolf whistled and Anna laughed.
"I c-can't really d-do that dare if I'm driving." He mumbled tightening and loosening his grip on the steering wheel.
"I'll drive Mattie, just choose whose finger you wanna suck." Alfred said grinning at his brother. Matthew gulped, but pulled over to the side of the road. He mumbled something, but this time I didn't catch it. "What was that Mattie?" Alfred asked.
"I-I ch-choose Olivia." He mumbled loud enough for us to hear him. I blushed dark red while Anna and Alfred grinned. Anna pulled my door open and dragged me out to put me in the back. Alfred did the same thing to Matthew. Alfred jumped into the driver's seat while Anna was in the passenger's seat. Anna turned her head to face us and she smiled at me.
"So, I just keep driving down this road and you suck on Olivia's finger. Gotcha, have fun with that Mattie." Alfred said grinning perversely at us. We both blushed darker and didn't look at each other. Anna and Alfred frowned and looked at each other. They both smirked and Anna reached back to grab my left hand while Alfred opened Matthew's door since we hadn't started moving again yet. Alfred grabbed Matthew chin and turned his head to face me. Anna pulled my hand to Matthew's mouth while Alfred opened his mouth. Alfred grabbed my hand then with his other hand and pulled my hand into Matthew's mouth. My face darkened even more if that was possible and Alfred closed Matthew's mouth. Matthew blushed and went to pull away, but Alfred wouldn't let him.
"So Olivia, how long does he have to suck on your fingers?" Anna asked. I stuttered, but couldn't get an answer out as Matthew licked my finger tip and then my finger. She smiled at my blush and giggled. He had my first finger in his mouth and he smiled at me around it. I gulped and smiled back as much as I could. "Well, let's say about 2 minutes. I'll time it, ok?" Anna asked grinning. I nodded and Matthew just continued to lick and suck my finger. Both our faces were red and I just knew Anna was taking photos and a video of this. Alfred started driving and laughing while we were stuck back here. The two minutes passed by slowly and when we were told to stop Matthew released my finger with a wet pop. I pulled my arm back and we faced away from each other again.
"Here," Matthew said after another minute of silence between us. I turned to him and he handed me a tissue. I smiled at him and whipped my finger off. Anna was chuckling evilly and we looked at each other scared.
"I just sent the video to Scotland. You're welcome Canadian, now he's going to jump you the next time he sees you." Anna said grinning at us. My jaw dropped and my face regained its red coloring. Matthew gritted his teeth and mumbled under his breath. Anna winked at him and he blushed and scowled.
"Truth or dare Al." Matthew said through gritted teeth. Alfred grinned at his brother and answered very obviously.
"Dare my soon to be dating someone little brother." Alfred said grinning. We both spluttered and glared at the American. He just continued to grin and drive.
"I dare you to stick multiple ice cubs down the front of your pants and leave them there to melt." Matthew said grinning evilly. Alfred gulped and Matthew reached into the back to pull a cooler into his lap. We pulled over again and switched back to our original seating. But not before shoving a couple handfuls of ice down the front of Alfred's pants. He jumped about trying to get them to melt faster, but we just shoved him into the back and hopped in the front.
"M-Mattie! H-how d-do you s-stand this?" Alfred questioned his teeth chattering from the cold in his vital regions. Anna and I snickered as my phone went off. I pulled out to see a message from Scotland. I questioned who gave him my number and had gotten it into my cell phone, but assumed it was either Anna or Scotland himself.
"Well, I usually don't shove ice down the front of pants and I am used to the cold and don't spend my winters in Florida." Matthew said. Anna started laughing harder and I opened the message from Scotland.
"Anna, never send Scotland that video ever again." I said my face coloring from the message.
"Hm, but why Canadian? Did he send you a text or something?" She asked leaning forward and looking over my shoulder. She blushed also from the text message and started laughing nervously.
"Yea, when we go over to England's house, I'm going to Ireland and I'm hiding there." I said grimacing. "The message says this: "Well, well, didn't know my lass could be this kinky. We'll have even more fun when ye come over to Scotland. I'll be sure to show you my bedroom and we'll be havin' lots o' fun lass. I'll show ye how we do it over here and it'll be rare for us ter leave the bedroom. You'll be screamin' my name 'till your throat is so soar ye won't be able to talk." There was more, but….. that's too scary to read aloud." I continued. Anna gulped and whistled as Matthew muttered under his breath darkly and Alfred huffed.
"Please don't ever send him photos of me… ever again please. I actually want to explore the British Isles and not have to worry about being jumped by a Scot thanks." I said glaring at her. She grinned sheepishly and shrugged. The rest of the ride was spent in silence with both Matthew and Alfred occasionally muttering something under their breaths. Neither Anna nor I knew what they were saying, but occasionally we caught Scotland and kidnapping. We were both scared out of our minds.
"We're nearly there now." Matthew suddenly said. My face split into a grin and I glanced out the window. Yea, we were almost there now. Alfred and Anna also looked out the window and grinned.
"Finally, I'm dying back here." Alfred said grinning. Matthew and I chuckled and rolled our eyes. We caught each other's eyes and we smiled at each the finger episode put behind us. For now at least, hopefully there would be no surprise visits from a certain Scot in the future.
Author's Notes:
[1] Liverpool, Nova Scotia – It's a real place and I go there every summer. I didn't want to make up a fake town when I know a real one so you get the town I stay in.
[2] Drug addict – Netherlands, or Johan as is my name for him since I don't know if he has an official name yet. But he's portrayed to do a lot of shady substances so hence that name from Alfred.
Gah, this took me forever to do! I'm so sorry about that. My mood has been up and then boom, down again. And I had an eye doctor's appointment today so my eyes are all dilated and jazz. I have to get glasses to see the board better in class. I am getting the glasses like Canada's so I don't have to buy some for cosplaying. :D
Olivia will call both America and Canada by their human names, but Anna won't until later on. Poor Olivia and Canada, I'm surprised they didn't faint or something. Anyone notice Kumajiro kept disappearing on me? Anyways, hope you enjoyed the chapter, please review and take my poll. Poor Canada doesn't have a vote yet.