Disclaimer: I totally had something super ultra mega clever to say. but then they told me that I was unable to say it or i would get sued...So let's cut to the chase. I don't own kingdom Hearts and you know very well that you don't care. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY!

Rating: T for teen. Please don't ask. Caz I probably won't answer.

A/N: OK THEN! THIS IS THE TENTH CHAPTER OF LOVE ME, HATE ME! WHOOOOOO! *THROWS CONFETTI EVERYWHERE* OK. Thats enough of that. Sorry I don't update as fast but I promise that I will try hard to make time but I can't guarantee anything. Anywho, ON WITH THE STORY!

Love me, Hate me

Chapter ten: OMG. Riku's parents!

By: LostMySightToLight

There they stood. The most scariest beings on the face of the earth. Riku's parents.

Mr. Xehanort Cordis was a tall man with long pale white hair that was tied in a ponytail. He was exceedingly tall and had a very scholar-like aura to him. His whole appearance practically screamed aristocrat. His wife, Mrs. Tifa Cordis, was of medium height and a slim figure. Minus her ginormous breasts. Her hair was different from the father/son duo. It was a rich dark color and cascaded all the way to her waist. She looked rather pleasant, but behind that pretty face was a cold heart.

"Well? Explain yourself! You told us you were on a date with a nice girl! Why are you with this boy instead? A poor one no less! If you're going to go gay then at least pick a man of high standards! Not some poor kid off the street!" shouted Mr. Cordis. He obviously didn't believe in a "mix of classes".

Riku glared defiantly at his demons-I mean birth parents. He was not about to let his idiotic parents bad-mouth his lover. He opened his mouth to yell back, but Sora beat him to it.

"EXCUSE ME? I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND FRANKLY, I DON'T CARE. BUT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ME OR RIKU LIKE THAT! RIKU CAN CHOOSE WHOEVER WHO HE LOVES AND WHO HE HATES AND TOO BAD, SO SAD FOR YOU, HE CHOSE ME! SO FUCK OFF!" He said, infuriated. He flipped them the bird and spoke once more. "OH AND BY THE WAY, IM MIDDLE-CLASS. GET IT STRAIGHT!"

Riku had never seen Sora get so angry. And at this point, he wanted to smile and kiss him for it. That's my Sora... He thought lovingly. He reached out and placed his hand on Sora's shoulder to calm him down. "Okay, calm down...It's my turn." He said, rather mischeviously. He faced his parents and smirked. He grabbed Sora's waist, made a mocking face, and ran to his car.

" YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! SUCK ON THAT BITCHES!" He screamed as he got in the car. He gave Sora, who was very surprised by what just happened, a hot, steamy, victory kiss and drove off. Leaving his two very stunned parents in the dust.

Sora finally snapped out of his daze and looked back at the two figures still standing at the park as they grew farther and farther away. "I'm going to guess that those bastards back there are your parents..." He assumed.

"Yup. Supportive aren't they?" He said sarcastically.

"Nice sarcasm babe. But since those are your parents, shouldn't we be worried?"

"Not really. Why? Are you scared?" He teased, knowing full well that he wasn't.

Sora pouted and crossed his arms. "OF COURSE NOT. I've dealt with you I'm sure I can deal with them."

"Trust me, I'm way different from my parents. I'm lovable. They're not." He drove past several houses and stopped in front of Sora's. "Speaking of lovable, do you think I can spend the night?" Said Riku with a mischevious smile that rivaled that of the cheschire cat. Sora smiled and gave Riku a chaste kiss.

"Of course you can. But no sex. I'm not ready to lose my virginity or my pride as a man."

"Aw man...But what does pride have to do with this?"

"Caz' I'm not stupid. There's no way I can top you. Do you know how hard that hits a man's pride? Gay or not, a man's pride is important."

Riku laughed and hugged Sora tightly. "Oh of course...*chuckle*...man pride..." Sora pouted and smacked Riku lightly on the shoulder. And after what felt like hours of Riku laughing, they finally stepped out of the car and into the comfy, middle-class home.

~~MEANWHILE~~

"DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID TO ME? THAT BOY IS DISOBEYING MY WORD AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! TIFA, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?" Shrieked the furious Xehanort. He turned to look at his wife who seemed to have ignored him completely.

"You know," she said, completely ignoring him, "that boy was rather good-looking. Strong morals too...Maybe he isn't so bad..." She pondered.

"WHAT? OUR SON JUST DROVE OFF WITH SOME LOW CLASS HOOLIGAN AND YOU THINK HE'S OKAY? THE BOY HAS COMPLETELY BEWITCHED YOU AND RIKU!" He huffed, striding back and forth anxiously on the sidewalk. "Something must be done about that brunette menace..."

~~BACK AT SORA'S HOUSE~~

"Sora Duces Lucis! Where da' hell have you been? I know you were on a date but it's already past midnight!" Came a voice out of nowhere. "Are you still a virgin?" The voice was finally matched to a face when a small, petit woman stepped out of what appeared to be the kitchen holding a spatula. She had short, brown hair that curled upward at the ends and green eyes (though it also looked blue from an angle). She caught sight of Riku and smiled so mischeviously, it beat the pants off the cheschire cat and Riku's smiles.

"Well well well...I am assuming this is the tall, handsome, strong Riku I heard so much about. I must say Sora, you sure inherited my great taste in men! Good job Sora! Mommy approves!" She nodded and stuck her thumb up in approval. Sora blushed and tried to look away from his life's greatest embarrassment. His mother. Riku noticed Sora's embarrassment and grinned. Sora looks so cute when he's embarrassed! I should come visit more often...He thought.

"Well it's nice to meet you Mrs. Lucis. As you already know, my name is Riku. I'ts a pleasure to meet you." Riku spoke formally and confidently as if he had done this a million times (or practiced in front of a mirror). Sora stared back at his suddenly formal lover and smirked. Trying to look good in front of the parents now, are we? He sure is doing better than I did. I CURSED his parents out on the first day. Thought Sora, silently smiling to himself. Mrs. Lucis, completely oblivious, smiled and hugged Riku.

"No need to be so formal hun! Just call me Selphie! You're practically part of the family! O h you two make such a lovely couple! Where is my camera? I have to take a picture for Tidus!" Sora frowned (more like pouted really) and huffed. "No way! Not dad! C'mon Riku! Let's go before she finds the digital demon."

Sora took hold of Riku's arm and practically dragged him up the stairs. Riku followed happily, excited to see Sora's room. And on the first date too! Too bad he couldn't do anything. He waved to Selphie before completely leaving the first floor. But even on the different levels, Selphie's loud voice rang through. "Don't have sex in the house! I don't care if you're in the mood!" She screamed, not at all shamed by what she just said. "ALRIGHT MOM!" Sora called back.

They walked down the hall, past Roxas' room (i think axel's there too) and the bathroom and to Sora's room. The second Riku stepped into the room he was surprised by how nice it was and how many expensive things he had. "What happened to middle-class?" Sora laughed and plopped down onto the bed. "I have rich relatives." He answered casually. Riku was interested and sat next to Sora on the bed, making it dip with the extra weight.

"Like who? If my parents knew you were related to rich people they might consider accepting you. Since you're technically a 'man of high-standards'." He said, making quotation gestures. Sora laughed and shook his head. "Even if I'm related to them, doesn't mean I am rich people material. I've lived in a humble home my whole life. It's hard to suddenly act all aristocrat-like and whatnot. I'm just like your parents said. I'm a kid off the street."

Riku stood up suddenly, catching Sora by surprise. "NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT! YOU'RE KIND, WONDERFUL, SWEET, BEAUTIFUL, SMART, CREATIVE, AND EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT OUT OF A LOVER...You're perfect Sora..." He ran his hand through his long, silver hair and sighed. "I love you Sora...You know that don't you?" He asked, lifting Sora's head up for their eyes to meet.

Sora was speechless. All he could do was nod as an answer. Riku knelt down onto his knees and held onto Sora's hand tenderly. "Then believe me when I say that my parents are wrong about you. Please don't believe their ugly words." He said, hoping his love would believe him. Sora smiled and fought back the happy tears. He nodded and squeezed Riku's hand. "I believe you..." Riku let out a sigh of relief and sat back on the bed.

"Tell me now if you want me to stop caz' this is the part where I kiss you..." Whispered Riku, slowly leaning in. Sora giggled (YES GIGGLED). "I wouldn't want to change the script now would I?" He met Riku halfway into the kiss.

The small, but lovely movements and a little slip of a tongue added to the comfortable pleasure. Sora wrapped his arms around Riku's neck and gently held onto the long, silvery locks. Riku held onto Sora's thin waist with one arm and carressed Sora's face with his other. The kiss felt like forever and more as they poured their hearts into each other through the small token of affection. After awhile, the two finally pulled apart, laid back on the bed, and met into a chaste embrace.

"I love you Riku...I always will." Whispered Sora as he rested his head on Riku's shoulder and drifted into sleep. Riku brushed away the hair out of Sora's face and smiled. He descended down to plant a small kiss on Sora's forehead and laid back down to join his lover in the dream realm.

"...I love you Riku/Sora..."

A/N: JSYK, that last part, the "...I love you Riku/Sora..", that was both of them talking in their sleep at the same time saying the same thing to the other. And again, sorry for not updating as fast. but the school year is almost over and once summer hits, i'll have more time to write. Till then, I'll try to find the time. And as you can see, I have chosen the lovely sunshine herself to be Sora's mother. And with Selphie, there must be Tidus. A match made in heaven. Tidus is an army man so he's off in deployment. He'll turn up at some point. And last but not least, I used the same naming trick that I used on Riku with Sora. Sora's middle and last name is latin for "Light be your guide". Fitting for the hero of worlds/chosen one/keyblade master, no? Anyway, Thank you for reading.

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