I have to do homework. So I can't write you a chapter. It is a constant job of making Sarah look stupid. Love Natalie :D Tralalalala
Me: Oh no. You begged for this chapter for too long. And I'm sure you're off to do homework. I saw that note from Sirius in your locker. Shame! Well, all of you ... two ... reviewers. You must punish her misdeeds. She will now be called .. Jam jams! Mwhahahahahahah-
Hermione: How does that make any sense?
Me: Do you like having hair Hermione?
Hermione: Excellent nick name Sarah! Brilliant really! Hehe...he... (starts to edge away)
Me: And?
Hermione: Oh and review! Review for the love of all things nerdy, Draco won't like me if I don't have any hair!
Draco: It's true.
Ron: I would...
Everyone else: SHUT UP!
IF YOU WANT HERMIONE'S HAIR TO SURVIVE YOU MUST REVIEW! AND CALL NAT JAM JAMS! AND- and, uh. Well that's it. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!