All The Answers
Writers-bvprincess23(Fourmille d'idees) and Rizu Roraito (Formerly Meiyo Motou))
Summary-Dragon Ball Z left us with sooo many unanswered questions! Don't you want some answers? I think this calls for a Q&A session with all our characters! *BACK UP AND RUNNING*
Disclaimer-Akira Toriyama continues to ignore our request to please, please, PLEASE, let us posses his soul and write more stories. Bottom line, we don't own it!
Spoilers-Guess what! *Glances around* ... Goku... is... NOT THE ONLY CHARACTER? Surprised? I can tell!
Warnings-Are you aware of who is writing this story? *Coughs* Well, I did warn you!
(a/n-Hey, hey, hey! Guess who's not dead?! US! Can I get a welcome back? Did'ja miss us?!)
Chapter 10: We're baaaaaaack!
Shania: *Walks in and flicks on lights* Huh, it's been quite a while...
Liz: *Dusts off table and nods* Quite a while... But here we are..
Shania: *Glances up, surprised at camera* Oh! You guys here already? Well, err, hiya! Again...
Liz: So where is everyone else?
Shania: *Looks around* Probably hiding around here somewhere..
Liz: If they are trying to set an ambush.. They are going to fail.
Shania: *Looks around catiously* They wouldn't...
Liz: They wouldn't. They know that we can control their food amounts. Well, whoever gets here first is getting a buffet, my treat.
In the background: *whispers* Did you hear that, Trunks? They said we won't get food if we sneak up on them!
Trunks: *whispering* Tch, they're probably bluffing...
Shania: *Hearing whispers, looks at Liz, smirking*
Liz: *Hears them too, and smirks as well* I guess all of the food will go to waste.
Goten: NOOO! *Runs out*
Trunks: *face-palm* Goten! Don't be so weak!
Liz: Hi Goten! Well, I think I did promise to invite the first person who came to a buffet...
Goten: *cheers* YES! Thank you Miss Liz, I missed you! *hugs your leg, grinning*
Trunks: ... That's not fair! *comes out*
Liz: I missed you too! And Trunks, if you make the rest come here, I will take you too.
Trunks: *smirks* I know where they're all hiding...
Shania: Well go ahead then, tell us!
Goten: But Trunks! Your dad said not to tell!
Trunks: But- Think about the food, Goten!
Goten: ...
Trunks: Well Goten..?
Goten: ...
Liz: ... Goten?
Goten: ...
Shania: Goten...?
Goten: ...
Everyone: GOTEN!
Goten: Huh, yeah, what?!
Everyone: ...
Goten: ...
Everyone: ...
Goten: Sorry, I was thinking about the food.
Trunks: *face-palm*
Liz: Why don't you just tell us Trunks? Where are they?
Trunks: *dramatically* They're in... ... ... ... The closet!
Shania: ... That's it?
Goten: *nods* Yup!
Liz: *Opens the closet door and looks inside* ... *Sweat-drop* How did you all fit in here...?
Vegeta: *shrugs* Anime magic?
Goku: It was his idea! *Points at Vegeta*
Vegeta: *glares* Way to stay strong, Kakarot.
Shania: *narrows eyes* So you were planning to ambush us?
Vegeta: *Thinking about food* No.
Goku: Yes.
Vegeta: KAKAROT!
Goku: Yes? *Innocent eyes*
Liz: At least someone is being honest?
Vegeta: You're going to believe that... that idiot over me?
Liz: Yes.
Vegeta: *glares*
Bulma: *giggles, stepping out of closet* Aww, poor 'Geta.
Goku: Does this mean I get food too?
Liz: Yes. *Nods* Now, Shania, why don't we get started with the questions?
Shania: Yes, of course. *glances behind her* That means all of you- Out of the closet! We're starting the questions!
Everyone: *Gets out of the closet*
Chi-Chi: I don't know why I even agreed to hiding with all of you. *Shakes off dust from lap*
Shania: Oh, someone just read the question!
Trunks: *jumps up* I'll do it!
Review #1-
TheJulesTee-You used my questions yay happy day! That literally made my week. :D and I have a question. Apparently Saiyans are born with the amount of hair they'll have the rest of their life, so the on earth did Vegeta grow a mustache? And could Goku grow one?
Bulma: About that...
Vegeta: Woman, if you dare to say anything-
Bulma: Oh Veggie, as if you could threaten me. *Smirks* I can explain why he could grow the mustache. My dad tried making a hair product once... It was supposed to be a new shampoo...
~Flashback~
Bulma watched as her father finished adding one final drop to the mixture. He smiled as he looked at it.
"Here it is! Now where is Vegeta? He agreed to this, right?"
Bulma nodded, remembering how she had convinced him. She pulled Vegeta in and somehow forced him into a seat.
"Stay still Vegeta." Her father said. Vegeta glared at him.
"I am the prince of all Saiyans! I do not receive orders from no one!" He raised his chin in pride.
However, it was a bad time to raise his chin. The man missed and instead got the foamy stuff on Vegeta's mouth and the area around it.
The other two watched as Vegeta's lower part of his face grew lots of hair. Vegeta stared at himself in silent shock.
"Get the razor." Bulma murmured.
~Flashback End~
Goku: *blinks* So... Does this mean I can't grow a mustache too?
Shania: *face-palm* Yes Goku, I think that's what it means.
Goku: ... I kind of want one now.
Chi-Chi: But Goku! That would make you less attractive! Look at what happened to Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is that supposed to mean? *Glares*
Bulma: *giggles* Aw, don't worry, I still think you're attractive.
Shania: *slight smirk* And I'm sure all your fans do too... Remember them?
Vegeta: *shudders* Quite well.
Liz: ... Next question?
Shania: Goten? Want to read this one?
Goten: Oooh, it's a long one!
Review #2-
The0Blind0Writer-all righty, some humorous questions!
1. Bulma, how did you miss that your best friend was an alien? he has a tail, humongous appetite, has trouble in differentiating genders, has extremely strong powers, and transforms into a giant ape.
2. Is it a family tradition for all members of the son family to have names relating to food? if so, how does goten follow this?
3. Goku, did you know that some people imagine you with bulma? or some sickos even imagine you with her daughter? what is your response?
4. gohan, same thing. what is your reaction to people assuming you and bulma or bra being a couple? videl, how do you feel?
5. Pan! (if you're there) how do you explain the presence of goku and vegeta Jr 100 years after baby? if you did fall in love with trunks, where did vegeta or goku Jr come from? or can we blame this on goten and bra not becoming a couple?
6. Videl, even though the majority of the world agrees that you belong to gohan, some people have experimented. what is your reply to you having an affair with goten, trunks, mirai trunks, vegeta, android 18, or blolly?
7. Brolly, what do you have against goku? or are you just angry at kakarot? does broccoli hate carrot?
8. vegeta, how do you feel about your daughter bra and brolly having a possible future?
9. 17, how do you feel about your brother-in-law?
10. krillin, how do you feel about the pairing of mirai/18?
Ok, ten questions! be back later with more. and goku, remember what people said about you and your son.
Bulma: *slight blush* Yes well, I did have my suspicions... But I think it'd be quite insane if I just went and asked, 'Hey Goku, are you an alien?'.
Goku: Hmm... I wonder what I would have said to that...
Vegeta: *grumbles* Probably would have thought 'Alien' was some sort of food...
Goten: *blinks* Did I... Did I break the tradition or something? *suddenly tearful*
Chichi- Yes well... No Goten, you're name is special! It means 'sky' or 'afterlife' because of your father, see.
Goten: *brightens up* Oh! So mine is special! *sticks out tongue at Gohan* HA! My name is special!
Gohan: *sweatdrop* Yeah, yeah...
Goku: ... What do you mean with Bulma? I'm with her lots of times- Like right now! And I'm sure I'll spend time with her daughter too!
Bulma: ...
Vegeta: *growls* She will be with NO ONE but me. Got it, sickos?
Goku: Pan? Isn't that Gohan's future daughter?
Chichi: *sparkly eyes* That's right! His and Videl's..Vide.
Gohan: *blushing; facepalm* Mom...
Videl: Wait- Gohan? With who?!
Gohan: *reddens* I err... Umm...
Goten: *blinks* Videl, what's an affair?
Trunks: Hmm, I think I recognize that word..
Videl: *Glares* No. No, you don't.
Brolly: *nods stiffly* Yes. BROCCOLI HATES CARROT!
Shania: Dear gods, not this guy again...
Vegeta: The Saiyan princess will do no such thing with that mindless vegetable!
Goku: He's a mindless Vegeta?
Vegeta: What?! Veg-et-able. Understand Kakarot?
Goku: But isn't that what 'Vegeta' means?
Vegeta: ...
17: ... Krillin?... He's very short.
18: 17!
17: *chuckles* Kidding, kidding.
Shania: *mutters* It's accurate…
Krillin: Gee thanks... Mirai/18... I guarantee I like it no more than Mirai does.
Mirai: *murmurs* And that is a fact.
Shania: *Glances at Liz* I hope the reviews don't explode when we put this up..
Liz: *face-palm; Mutters* I almost forgot that happened.
Shania: Might as well face it now..
Goku: We're not done right? 'Cause I'm still hung-
Shania: *Coughs* K, byee!
*Camera fizzes out*