(A.N. Not really from anyone's POV. Btw, the laugh ((I think)) is pronounced "Ya-hye-yabla-koo-quack")
Draco trundled the cart (he wouldn't be seen dead with a pram, anyway) along behind him; Hermione, now back to fifteen, followed behind, her hair longer and straighter, the Doctor, now looking about thirteen with fluffy blond hair and big green eyes, was having all very interesting discussion in a tongue Draco didn't understand with the Master, a little older looking, with longish black hair that fell carelessly over his eyes, which were a dark blue that caught even Hermione's gaze for a second, making Draco scowl. Whatever they were talking about made the Doctor smirk devilishly and the Master squeal "Theta!" a few times. Luckily, they were all saved from the injustice of nudity, because Hermione had remembered a spell that let your clothes grow with you. Baby Moriarty just smiled adorably and gurgled, now about 6 months old. By the time they reached the Dungeons, the cart wasn't needed, as Moriarty was crawling, and the Master had ordered the Doctor to carry him because he didn't feel like walking. The Doctor, looking about twenty five, just looked adoringly up at him. So Leo sat in the cart, and pushed himself along. "I think that Padma and Parvati were the leaders, and now that they're stunned, everyone's stopped being fangirls!" Hermione exclaimed, as Snape opened the door of his office looking bored. His eyes widened slightly as he saw the assortment of people behind Draco and Hermione. Moriarty was being cuddled by Leo, the Doctor and the Master were holding hands and looked about eighty, and weirdest of all, Hermione and Draco was standing together without fighting... Snape just blinked. "Hello, old chap, Snape, is it? We hear you have an antidote for this pesky Rejuvenatum curse?" They all turned to see that the Doctor had changed again. He now had fluffy white hair and a long purple cape. The Master had grown a moustache and beard that he didn't seem too happy about. Snape looked at them all, his face paling even more, if that was possible. Then, to top it off, Moriarty jumped out of Leo's arms and clutched Snape's legs delightedly. "SNAPEY!" He yelled excitedly. Snape fainted dead away...
When Snape woke up, a baby was asleep on his chest, tiny fingers curled in his greasy black hair. His eyes widened in horror. What in Merlin's name..? He sat up, holding the baby away from him at arms length. "Ah, you're awake! Would you care for a jelly baby?" A wild eyed man with curly hair grinned toothily at him, offering a white paper bag. Snape cautiously took a green one and sucked it thoughtfully. "Er... What's going on?" Snape tried to remain haughty, but really, in this ridiculous situation it was hard to. In his hands, the baby stirred. Snape stared at it. He was not good with children, especially not small ones... He supposed it was quite sweet, with little tufts of light brown hair and wide brown eyes. Snape and the baby gazed at each other for a second. Then the baby yawned, teeny tiny white teeth showing in it's mouth. Snape felt the corners of his mouth twitching up into a smile. Hermione gasped in terror and his head snapped up. "Miss Granger." Upon noticing his favourite student, he nodded. "Mr Malfoy. Why is there a baby on my person? And where did that other guy go?" The Curly One sniggered. "Oh, he's just hiding 'cause he went all crispy again..." "I AM NOT CRISPY!" Yelled another male voice from outside. Suddenly, the Curly One began to shake and his face started to change. Snape just watched in horror, hugging the baby closer. Then he stopped shaking and where he had been stood, a young blond man dressed in cricket flannels and stripy trousers now was. "Master! You'll like this..." The other man came rushing in, presumably no longer "crispy", whatever that meant. He now had a completely different face, with slicked back black hair and a slightly different weird moustache. Snape just gawped. "It's FIVEY!" The man squealed. Cricket Candycane looked confused and embarrassed. "Uh, what?" The man with the moustache rushed forward and embraced him. Then to Snape's disgust and confusion, the blond smiled fondly and kissed Moustache Face. "Mr Malfoy! Miss Granger! Please explain!" Hermione giggled. "Oh, we came across a pair of gay aliens and they got turned younger as well as Moriarty, who thinks his name is "Marty" now... Oh, that's him, you're cuddling him." Snape spluttered. "I most certainly am NOT! I do not cuddle -" He was interrupted by Moriarty yawning adorably. "Snapey..." The baby criminal mastermind gurgled. Snape blushed bashfully. "Oh, he's sweet... I -uh, what? Who said that?" Snape was doing a terrible job of disguising his affection for the tiny genius. The Doctor and the Master suddenly broke apart, and their faces were completely different, yet again. The Doctor had long honey coloured curls and sweet blue eyes. "YES!" Shrieked the Master, new brilliant green eyes blazing with excitement. "I start kissing Five, and then I get Eight when I stop! I love this!" And he dived in for another snog. Snape turned a weird green colour. "Anyway..." Draco said hurriedly. "We need a Rejuvenatum antidote..." Snape noticed he was holding Hermione's hand. "Oh, MERLIN!" He screamed. "Enough with the PDA-ing!" His screech was so loud, even the engrossed Time Lords broke apart, one now in a leather jacket, the other with silvery hair and a smirk better than Malfoy's. There was a pause. Then... "Snapey... Marty needs a new nappy... "
Snape fainted away onto the cobbled dungeon flagtiles.