Letter 10: Animal Instincts
By Guest Author: Vialin
Dear Lu Bu,
Hey Lu Bu! Write back to me as soon as possible you macho blowhard.
Signed Zhu Rong
Dear Zhu Rong,
What? What is it, Savage Woman? I'm busy right now!
Signed, Lu Bu
Dear Lu Bu,
I'm writing to warn you of an unknown predator roaming the lands, seducing women and getting the goods from them. I heard Zhen Ji fell victim to this menace before, and your lover Diao Chan may be in danger as well.
Signed, Zhu Rong
Dear Zhu Rong,
A predator? Ha! Lu Bu is not afraid of any predators. I'll track down whoever it is and impale them with my spear if they even go near my love Diao Chan!
Signed, Lu Bu
Dear Lu Bu,
I just discovered this so-called lady predator within our Nanman region, and his name is Red Hare. So come and get your horse-slut-bitch before it starts eloping with our elephants like it tried to last night.
Signed, Zhu Rong
Damn…Lu Bu's horse is out of control!
Continue on to the next chapter!