Michelleann68 challenged me on Livejournal to write--House talking Wilson into making private porn tapes :)
Rated R
"Please?" House was begging. Actually begging.
"No."
"You're denying me the one thing that can bring me happiness for years!"
"No porn tapes."
"Wils--"
"No!"
House leaned down and whispered a few words into Wilson's ear.
Wilson's face colored and he coughed, trying to hide his eagerness. "You're not just saying that?"
Bingo! "They're in the bottom drawer in the bathroom."
Wilson crawled out from underneath House like he was greased. He returned a moment later, swinging a leash and chain back and forth.
"Now turn the camera on."
Wilson glared at it. "House…the red light's already on!"
"Oopsie."