Scratch Little Kitty Cat
Summary: Grimmjow is looking for a mate, and stumbles across a hot-headed Ichigo. AU. Ichigo and Grimmjow live in a land of fantasy
Rating: Rated M or NC-17 for smex, yaoi, lemons. Romance/Humor
For those who have been following my story since it first began, I'm sorry for being so late. Please enjoy R&R
Ichigo scowled as he waddled down the marble-coated walls of Karakura Mall. He wanted to kill Goat Face right about now. How in the hell do you forget a crib. Of all of the things to forget in a BABY STORE! It's the first thing you see when you walk into one. Earlier that day Ichigo's father had come home with a car full of baby stuff. The 1 thing that he forgot was the biggest of them all; a crib. And Grimmjow wasn't helping the situation.
As Ichigo was now pushing towards his due date, Grimmjow's attitude had completely changed around him. He had lost some of the edge in his voice that had been the thing that always melted Ichigo into a pile of goo. Instead he spoke with such softness in his tone that Ichigo felt himself both touched and disgusted at the same time. Ichigo couldn't take it anymore. They hadn't had sex in a week because Grimmjow was always so fucking gentle, and Ichigo couldn't handle the tender loving when all he wanted was for Grimmjow to ram his thick cock into him.
He had had about enough of this shit. Everyone was pissing him off so he had volunteered to go get the crib. When someone had actually dared to stop him, they were met with a loud berry in their ear. Even Yuzu hadn't been spared. So here he was, at the mall now walking into the baby store when his ears are assaulted by a powerful voice that was yelling at one of the workers. The woman scurried past him muttering a quick "I'll be right with you," before grabbing a few newborn outfits. She then scurried to the counter that was seated in the middle of the room where a tall man stood facing the back of the store and leaning over the counter while seemingly texting on his phone.
When the man straightened and turned around Ichigo couldn't help but check the man out. The man was taller than Ichigo had first thought. He was probably bordering on 7ft tall. He was really skinny yet he seemed to be nowhere near weak. He had on a tailored suit that had a symbol on the breast pocket that had a design on his breast pocket that Ichigo realized was actually the number 5 surrounded by vines. Upon closer inspection, Ichigo noticed that the intricate 6 design that Grimmjow had embroidered into his suits were similar to this man's.
Ichigo's eyes slowly made it up to the man's face to be greeted by a large almost scary(in a good way) grin. Ichigo was so caught off guard staring at the man's grin that he didn't even realize the man had been talking to him till he hear the name "Berry" slip through his lips.
Ichigo's brows scrunched up at him and his caramel brown eyes met the man's beady little eyes that reminded him someone he couldn't quite put his finger on. "What'd you just say?"
"I said, you must be Grimmjow's little Berry. Ya sexier den da picture Grimmjow had even do ya' pregnant an' all." Ichigo didn't know why but he found this man's rude comment quite flattering.
"You work with Grimm?" I looked up at the man while shifting from foot to foot. The man seemed to be watching everything and me with that one beady little eye. It reminded Ichigo of the look those assassins have in those movies. "Though your dressed like a business man, you don't look like the type who deals with paperwork."
The man snickered. "Ya have no idea what dat big Blue Kitty does do ya?" the man asked, staring me down.
Ichigo's brows furrowed. "Now that you mention it Grimm never did tell me what it was he does for a living." Ichigo thought about it and then spoke generally to himself, "I should probably ask him when I get home."
"Ya proabably shouldn' do dat," said Nnoitra. "Are boss is pretty secretive 'bout what we do. Wit da baby an' all it'd prob'ly be betta fer ya if ya didn' ask what he does."
Ichigo stared into the man's eyes and saw truth to his words. Ichigo just didn't think he could stop himself from asking since Ichigo was soon due to give birth to Grimmjow's son.
Ichigo decided to change the subject. "So, what brings you here Mr…?"
"Jiruga. Nnoitra Jiruga, fifth Espada."
Ichigo's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. "You're an Espada, too? Well that explains why you seem so over-dressed. Why are you here in a baby store? Got someone pregnant."
The man's grin turned into a scowl, and Ichigo found himself missing that creepy grin.
"I'm here fer ya, baka. Why're ya here 'stead o' botherin' the Kitten at home, Ey Berry?"
Ichigo gave the man a blank stare and pointed at his stomach and then did a whirl of his finger. The man finally got how stupid his comment was and turned to see if the lady had finished packing all of the things yet. She still had a few more things to ring up which caused the tall man's anger to resurface which was now much worse now that it was combined with the embarrassment of saying something so stupid.
Ichigo went back to looking at cribs and found the one he wanted just as the lady finished ringing up all of Nnoitra's things.
"It's 'bout fuckin' time, bitch." The skinny man snapped his fingers and three men came in with black suits, pushing in a cart. They all wore sunglasses, a serious expression and the number 5 tattooed on their neck. "Where da FUCK is Tesla? That lazy bitch betta not be tryina hoe himself out like las' time." The man's beady little eye traveled over the three as they put the bags into cart, avoiding eye contact with the big man.
Ichigo watched as the man's eye hardened. "I'll kill him. With that he walked out leaving the three men to finish packing all of the baby items into the carts.
Ichigo turned to the lady just as her facial expression changed from that of malice to the sweet and bubbly personality her job implied.
"Hello, how may I help you?" the lady said flicking her orange-brown hair. That was when Ichigo finally got a good look at the woman.
"I-Inoue? What are you doing here?" Ichigo looked at the woman with shock. Inoue Orihime had been Ichigo's friend in Ichigo's freshman and sophomore year of high school. She was also his first and only girlfriend; if you could even call her that. They had been going out for three weeks when Ichigo had reached his limit of disgust with the little kisses and the hand-holding. Ichigo had tried his best to softly break up with her but there was no way you could do that easily no matter how you put it.
Inoue had the looks that could make other girls jealous and guys pass out in a pool of their own blood. She had boobs that were bordering out of a size E with a slim waist that led to hips that spelled sin. Any guy would feel lucky to have her; well any straight guy. Ichigo and Inoue, even though they only went out for a few weeks, were considered the perfect couple. Their hair was all similar in color with Ichigo's being lighter and was close to the original color while Orihime's hair had a brown tinge to it. She had left after he and Renji had begun hanging out. That was about 3 months before they had first started going out
The lady's eyes widened, giving her an airhead look. "K-Kurosaki-kun? What are you doing here?" She said which came out loud and screechy causing Ichigo's head to hurt. She looked down at Ichigo, and Ichigo caught the briefest glimpse of something that didn't seem right. It was a dark look that came off almost seemed sinister but Ichigo quickly dismissed that thought when it was replaced with a wide smile that stretched across her face. "Oh! I see. You're expecting. Well, I see you and Renji have finally mated." There was a sort of strained tone to her words and it should have put up warning signs, but it Ichigo ignored it and snorted at her comment.
"Me and Renji broke up a while ago. I'm pregnant by my 'The One.'" Ichigo said with a smile that came accompanied with a blush that made his whole face heat up. "His name's Grimmjow. I came here because my idiot father forgot to buy a crib."
"Oh! Then have you found the one you want?"
Ichigo pointed to the one he had been looking at. "Yeah, I want this one."
Inoue walked over to the one Ichigo had pointed to and took a look at the price.
"Ichigo, can you even afford this? I know your father's clinic is doing well, but not this well." The crib cost more than three months of her salary.
Ichigo grinned and pulled a card out of his back pocket that Grimmjow had given him a few days ago. It was a Platinum American Express card. "It's fine. My mate is paying for it."
The woman looked at the card as she took it from him with eyes as wide as saucers. Ichigo was getting a little bigheaded by her look of awe at the card.
"Your mate gave you a Platinum American Express card? Are you serious?" She had never seen one before. Even the previous guy didn't use 1. He just simply handed her cash.
"Yeah, he said I could buy whatever I wanted as long as it made him happy too." Ichigo had a shit-eating grin on his face. Oh Yeah. He was loving the attention.
"Can you have it shipped to my house, because I don't think I can carry it out of here?"
"I'm sor-" She was cut off by the return of Nnoitra.
"You don't have to worry 'bout dat lil Berry. I'll have my men deliver it over there. I'm heading towards yer house now anyway an' ima need ya help in findin' directions. The Big Kitty is horrible at givin' em" Ichigo shook his head and turned to Inoue whose expression had been dark but had once again shifted back into that bubbly look.
"That should be fine." She scanned it and used the card to ring it up. "Thank you for shopping with us." She said with a little bit too much cheer.
Ichigo turned around as a subordinate came and grabbed up the crib and proceeded to walk out of the store. On his way out he felt a creepy shiver run up his spine.
**At the Kurosaki House**
Grimmjow smelled his mate approaching and it was accompanied by a scent that he hadn't smelled in ages even though they had in some ways worked together. He quickly rushed downstairs and out the door just in time to see Ichigo parking his car and Nnoitra Jiruga step out of the black sleek Lamborghini parked behind Grimmjow's Lexus. A maniacal grin stretched across his face. "Nnoitra."
The man looked at the Grimmjow and his grin stretched across his face. "Grimmjow."
Clothes were shed and before they could think, they were charging at each other both changing into their perspective animals. Grimmjow turned into a an all-White panther with blue hair and eyes while Nnoitra turned into a...a Praying Mantis?
All of a sudden they were charging at each other but before they could reach each other they were stopped by a force that knocked them both back a few feet before they each caught their balance.
***Ichigo's POV***
Ichigo didn't know what happened. It all happened so fast he couldn't even begin to understand how. All he knows is one minute he was watching Grimmjow and Nnoitra charge at each other, and the next he was plowing into both of them, fist connecting to the sides of both of their faces followed by a loud roar.
When they had all righted themselves, all eyes were on him.
What the hell was that?
Hello my wonderful readers. Miss me? I know you did. lol kidding kidding. I know you don't wanna hear excuses but I'll tell you anyway. You know those times when you wanna write something, but something/someone gets in the way? well I've ben dealing with that since my birthday on the 4th. finally i've had time to clear my head even though I'm about to make the biggest step of my life by going to college. I'll try to get St. Joseph out soon, but it might take longer than expected. Tell me if you liked the chap though. Janya