Ten

Subtitle: Things to do on a Bus

"Hold up!" a familiar voice calls when we're all on the bus.

I sigh. "Dmn it…"

"What?" Lucy stretches out her arms.

"ANN~~~~"

I yelp as Naomi glomps me. "Where did you come from?" Night asks.

"Mars~" Naomi beams. "You see, I ran into some dwarves and asked them where unicorns were and they teleported me to Mars where all the unicorns were dead~"

Anyone else have a little voice in the back of their head that's saying that she's crazier than me? …Thought not. Anyways *claps hands*-"What are you clapping for?" Kaname turns back in his seat.

"For the unicorns," I snap. "They've finally learned how to play dead~"

"Oh brother…" he puts his head in his hands.

Yuki randomly glomps me. "Ann-sa-" BAM! "-YOU FCKING PERV!"

"Ow, Yuki-kins-"

"STOP CALLING ME THAT! IT'S CONTAGIOUS!"

I blink and stand placidly. "Uh…Ann?"

Headmaster sighs. "You might not want to start the bus yet…"

"AHHH!" I scream, running up and down the small walk-through. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!" I get back to the front and yank Kaname out of his seat, hiding behind his back. "GOD TAKE HIM FIRST! I STILL NEED TO GROW TITS!"

"LET GO OF ME!" Kaname tries to jerk away.

Honestly, I'm well known for my iron grip~ Richard sighs and taps Kaname's shoulder. "That's not going to do anything, Kaname. She actually ripped off a nurse's nose when the nurse tried to jerk her hand off."

"THAT'S MY ANN-SAMA~~" Naomi glomps me, making me yelp and crash into the floor. Her black (fading to silver) hair gets in my face, so I have to swat the strands away before Lucy manages to get her off.

"Anything else before we leave?" Headmaster sighs.

Night looks around with her blinking silver eyes. "I don't think-"

"'Cuse me, where's Ann?"

We turn to a fourteen-year-old (WHY AM I THE ONLY THIOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD) with black hair and gray eyes. She's short, her clothing style Gothic, and I'm taller~ I pat her head. "And who are you~" I giggle.

"Mika, Ann," she sighs.

"MIKA~~~~~~" I glomp her, both of us falling out of the bus with an 'ACK'.

"Uh…" she hands me a letter.

I beam and shove her into the bus, forcing the door shut and shoving Lucy, Yuki, Naomi, and Mika towards the back, sitting on the ground and Nick walking back. "Don't part me from my Yuki-kins~" he hugs Yuki.

"What the-" SLAP! "YOU PERV! GET THOSE MITS OUT OF MY SKIIIRT!"

I ignore the bickering rapist and poor, pitiful victim and read the note.

Ann,

I have just worked out how to make a potion that turns people into giant snails, but I might have used nuclear radiation to make it and I don't know the side effects. I mean for it to be used on Ruka and I am sending some more gender changes (this time the bottle magically refills itself!). See you soon!

Any potions, anime characters or firearms you need just ask!

Mika xx

All hail her majesty Ann!

I take the little slug-transformer and she hands me more gender changes. I beam and glomp her again. "Now~" I stand in front of the back seat, "seeing I have minions gathered, let's provide things to do on the bus. MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

"Ann, cut it out," Zero sighs.

My eye twitches. "Someone get Ciel…"

"The character?" they all ask (you know I was hoping for one smart person).

"NO! MY CLEVER!" I pout.

"You don't need that," Kaname sighs.

"SHUT UP EAVESDROPPER!" I chuck a gender change at him, which he dodges and it hits the back of the driver's head. "AHH!"

We all cling to someone. When something hits the bus, we all scream and soon the bus stops. I blink and the door opens, Kurosei stomping in, prying a trembling Ruka off of not-caring Kaname's arm, shoving her out, closing the door, and screaming, "FLOOR IT BTCH!"

The bus driver does as said and Kurosei waves at Kaname, skipping over. "Kurosei~" I hug her. "You btch~ I needed to slip her something~"

"Sorry," she giggles. She sits on her knees on the left seat in front of the long seat everyone is sitting in and takes out her 'twenty-pics a second' camera. "Ah…" she drools, aiming the camera at none other than Kaname. "My love…we shall be married soon enough…"

"Ah I remember when I was in love," Rakisu comes over (she's really that type of person that you can't really force to join a group…). "I still am~"

Lucy sighs. "So, are we going to sing a merry song or shut up?"

I smirk. "SING~"

"NO," Kaname snaps, turning in his seat. His face goes an angry shade of red at the sight of Kurosei. "WILL YOU CUT THE FCK OUT WITH THAT *censor* CAMERA OF YOURS!"

"Keep going," I whisper to her. "LET'S SING! WHOEVER DOESN'T…" I wave William. "WILL GET A VERY HARMFUL LASHING! Except my dear friends and relatives~"

They sigh and Lucy shakes her head, drawing on her knee. Yuki jumps next to me, Nick slumping because I doubt he wants to taste Marvin's wrath again *laugh*. Mika shrugs and closes a book, walking to my other side. Rakisu jumps onto my back, making me fall face-first into the fcking ground (sometimes she IS an as-hole). Kurosei stands and runs next to Kaname, forcing him up and shoving him over to us. Everyone else (except Yuki) look like they're about to be raped and are crying because. Yuki just joins because I'm too adorable~ (Thou who say not, shall face thy Queen's wrath and punishment of pantie-twisting).

'Bus to DOOM'

By 'I Made This Up In A Second'

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We're on the bus

To our death

To our death

To our death

Mr. Bleh-Bleh dies the first

With his loving wife

Making birth

Then there goes Mr. No-Balls~

Mr. No-Balls

Mr. No-Balls

Stabbed to death with the students

ALL~ DAY~ LONG~~~

And finally the queen is left~

And nobody dare detest~

That's because…

I WILL MURDER ALL YOU MOTHER FCKING ASHOLES AND DRAG YOUR ROTTING CORPSES TO YOUR WEEPING MOTHERS AND-

*Scratch, scratch*. I turn to see Nick offering me a paper. I pluck it up to a bunch of names and numbers. "Those are all therapists I recommend," he sighs. "I suggest going to ALL of them and getting your head fixed fast-"

Yuki whacks him behind the head. "SHUT YOUR HORNY MOUTH, BTCH!" she snaps. "Ann-sama is the best~"

"What's the web address to 'Terrible Tunes'?" Mika gets out a pen and note-pad.

I tell her the address to my web-site and she nods. "So," Rakisu sits in front of Mika, "are you a vampire to?"

"No, a witch."

"THIS IS BORING!" I stomp over next to Zero. "Zero, can I ask you something?"

"What?" he sighs, closing his eyes as the bus noisily rolls down the road.

I lean a little, hands clasped behind my back. I cock my head to the left a little. "Can you help me annoy Hanabusa?"

"And how?" he opens his left eye, looking at me.

I hand him a harmonica. "Just play this randomly and I'll do the rest~ Thank you~"

He sighs and starts playing it. Lucy eyes me, obviously bored. Yuki is taking notes (obviously of her queen~). Nick is scowling at me. Mika is watching, also a tiny bit bored, and Naomi…where the fck did Naomi go? Kurosei is taking pictures of Kaname and…"Rakisu, why are you looking out the window?"

She points to the ground without looking and I peek above the seat in front of her to Naomi taking pictures of something. I go down to her level and see what she's doing.

Taking pictures of all the exits.

I sigh and stand up. Hanabusa is glaring at Zero and I stomp over to Hanabusa, taking out William and scrawl all over his face as he plays, his protests not heard.

And that's how you keep yourself busy on the bus.

Moral (I haven't done these lately): You only take pictures of exits if you know you're about to do something illegal.

Review~

Okay, so that was poking fun~

Both 'Cat Plushy Heaven' and 'Bus to DOOM' are liable for you to sing as long as you say 'Ann Siam will rule us all and these are our prayers'.

Love you~