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Chapter Ten.

46. "You're like the lyrics to my favourite song, hard to forget and always on my mind."

"You're like the words in an instruction manua-"

"What, because I'm very important?"

"No, because you use simple words and are only for dumb people."

*Sirius walks by*

"Hey, I heard that."

47. *Holds up a rose*

"I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you were."

"Good golly, it's wilting."

"What are you talking-"

"Look, it's being held by you."

48. "May I see you pretty soon?"

"What why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

49. "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams"

*Looks surprised*

"Are you quoting Dr Seuss?"

"Yeah, hey you've read his books?"

"Of course, I just didn't know you could read."

50. "Would you like a kiss or a date?"

"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."