CHAPTER TEN :D

Yea that's right, I said it! Its chapter ten bitches and you know what that means? GAARA'S RESPONSE! Will he cry? Will he kill Deidara? Will he just sit there like an idiot? Will he barf rainbows? All is unknown until you REEEAAAD! So of course, due to your curiosity and awesomeness and no will power to resist my stories, you will read and do as I say :D! So. Get you comfort food, A nice spot to relax, maybe some friends and your trust worthy blanky and Enjoy~

Oh and I no own Naruto :/ only the amazingingly RAINBOWLISH'S idea's that pop into my brain~

Chapter Ten

Friends?

Deidara stared at Gaara waiting to see how the boy would react to what Deidara had said. Gaara stared at him for a few minutes, then blinked slowly.

Deidara was sure that the boy was going to kill him, in revenge, but it surprised him when the boy quietly started laughing.

Deidara gaped as the boy's laughter got louder and louder until he was holding his stomach and pretty soon he fell out of his chair, laughing so hard Deidara could see tears coming out of his eye sockets.

Deidara looked up at Sasori in confusion, which had the same confused expression.

He obviously didn't know what was going on either.

The boy laughed for a LONG time until slowly but surely, he starting quieting down and taking large gasps of air.

Gaara stood up shakily, still catching his breathe while Sasori whispered, "He laughed for thirty minutes straight…."

Deidara's eyes widened and looked at the boy. Was his apology really that stupid to Gaara? Did Gaara not want to accept it? That must be the reason because Deidara wouldn't know why anyone would laugh at something so serious.

Gaara sat back down and wiped his eyes. Once he was done I saw the black around his eyes was still there. 'So it wasn't make up!' Deidara thought.

Gaara stared at Deidara and smiled slightly. He stood and walked over to Deidara and was now standing right in front of him. Deidara was sure he was going to die Unsure, sad, leaving Sasori to be alone, probably going to hell to be tortured by his mother.

Then another weird thing happened. Gaara hugged him.

Not just one of those quick hugs either. Gaara had his arms around Deidara's neck, hugging him for what seemed longer then the laughter. It stunned Deidara so he didn't move and just let himself be hugged.

Can anyone say WEIRD?

Finally Gaara released Deidara and backed up. He was grinning wickedly now.

"Um… yea you can kill me now Gaara, un…" Deidara said and Gaara laughed a little.

"I'm… not going to kill you…"

"WHY NOT, UN? I ALMOST KILLED YOU, UN!"

"So? I've been wanting a death wish forever….."

"Um… what, un?"

"Yea… I wish you had killed me…. But OF COURSE I wasn't that lucky…. "

"B-but last week you were screaming about how I was ganna kill you, un!"

"Yea… In happiness… god I swear you people get my emotions mixed up…"

Deidara stared at the red head in utter confusion. So Gaara WASN'T mad at him or crazy because of him?

Ok so then…. Why was he even here?

"Um.. Gaara…. I f I didn't make you mental… what did, un?"

"Oh um… mostly all of my family hating me… my uncle trying to kill me… all of my friends abandoning me cause I killed my uncle when he tried to kill me…."

"Well ok then, un!"

Deidara smiled, awkwardly glad that was over with. So that just left one thing.

"Since that's done… we need to escape, un!" He said with determination. Gaara and Sasori both stared at him like he was crazy.

Ok so Deidara couldn't really see the way Sasori was looking at him but by the way the red head had gone rigid, he knew he was.

"What?" Sasori and Gaara said in unison and Deidara nodded. The blonde stood and walked so that both could see him just fine.

"You heard me, un!" he whispered," We can't stay here. I was warned that BAD things will happen if we do. And we will all die, un!"

"… what kind of crack have you been taking?" Gaara asked and Deidara stomped his foot in frustration.

"I'm serious, un! We have to leave, un!"

"Well… I don't think you're right about us dying… but I seriously do want to get you two out of here Dei…. So what's the plan?" Sasori said and asked.

Deidara stood there awkwardly.

"Um… I don't know yet… I was hoping you guys would think of something…" He admitted and Sasori faced palmed.

"I'll work on it… you two just go outside with the others now and We'll talk later." Sasori said. Gaara and Deidara nodded and did as Sasori said.

Outside there was a completely different vibe between Gaara and Deidara. I dangerous vibe. Threatening, like the two were invading each others personal space.

"Well… Ima go see how Hidan is doing… un…" Deidara said and Gaara nodded.

Deidara walked and searched for his albino friend for awhile until he finally spotted, more like heard, him.

Deidara turned his head and saw Hidan screaming his head doff at Kakazu. Pretty funny site if you ask him.

Deidara walked over and slapped his hand over Hidan's face. Hidan's eyes widened and he suddenly fell back, wiping his mouth.

"THE FUCK BLONDIE? YOU JUST FUCKING LICKED ME VIA HAND!" He yelled and Deidara laughed.

"Yea that's what you get for not noticing me, un!" he said and wiggled a finer at Hidan who frowned.

"You KNOW I don't like to be fucking licked!"

"Yea… why the hell do you think I did it, un?"

"Um…. To get on my nervous you little bitch?"

"Yea pretty much, un."

"Mer…."

"Mer, un?"

"Yea… MER!"

"What the hell is 'Mer', un?"

"Um… some random sound slash word?"

"Alrighty then have fun with that Hidan…un…"

"I WILL DAMMIT!"

Deidara and Hidan stared at each other for a minute or two before Kakazu stepped in the way.

"Um like I was saying… Astronauts what win…." Kakazu said calmly

"NO THE FUCK THEY WOULDN'T!" Hidan yelled.

Deidara stared confused.

"Um… what are you guys fighting about, un?" Deidara asked and the two both looked at him and said in unity:

"Were fighting about who would win in a fight. A caveman, or and Astronaut."

"Oh that's easy, un!"

"WHO?" Hidan yelled and Kakazu leaned in curiously.

"Neither, the caveman would be frozen and the Astronaut would be dead from some weird time travel he couldn't survive while trying to get to the caveman, un!"

Hidan and Kakazu both stared at Deidara awkwardly and Kakazu shook his head while Hidan burst into some weird laughter.

"You really are crazy…" Kakazu whispered while Hidan yelled, "OH MY JASHIN THAT WAS FUCKING SMART BLONDIE!"

Deidara was going to take Hidan's statement since it was a lot nicer. He smiled and nodded.

"Yea I know, un."

The next few days proceeded blanly and a little boring, except for the weird and awesome talks with Hidan. Deidara didn't talk to Gaara to much, the awkward vibe was still so alive and freaky, although what else should he expect?

Deidara was eating his lunch when Hidan sat beside him and leaned over to Deidara. For the first time since Deidara has known his best friend, he was whispering.

"Dei… Stick dick just told me about the escape plan. Said that he thought you would want me to come along."

Deidara's eyes widened and he nodded.

"Yea… I was hoping to get you… and Gaara… and maybe Kakazu… and Of course Danna, un" He whispered back.

Hidan grinned and slapped Deidara on the back right when he was putting a spoon of spaghetti in his mouth, which of course made him spit it right back out.

"HIDAN I WAS EATING THAT, UN!" Deidara yelled and the albino laughed.

"Not anymore Blondie! It's not in your fucking mouth; you do realize how gross it is to fucking spit food back up… right?" Hidan said and Deidara punched him in the arm.

"I didn't spit it out, you made me and you know t, un!"

"Pfft yea sure Dei, blame it on me why don't you!"

"I'm not blaming you I'm telling the truth, un!"

"Pfff sure!"

"UUUH YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE, UN!" Deidara yelled and moved his plate a little, then hit his head on the table twice before lifting it and blowing some hair out of his face frustratingly.

Hidan just laughed and said," LOVE YOU TOO BLONDIE!"

END OF CHAPTER!

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