JESUS CHRIST! 4000 VIEWS?! Erm, guys, really, do check out my fic, 'Just a few ways to get Embargoed'.

Anywho, the tenth chapter! Yay! *throws confetti* You know, I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. Yeah. Here is big brother France! I took a while on his because I was busy doing several other things, like drawing, practicing anatomy, (If you have ever tried or have learned anatomy, you will understand my pain), planning for another fic that probably won't come out soon (or ever) because it is impossible to even plan it out. Enjoy!

EDIT- a lovely reviewer told me this one was missing some numbers so I went back and edited it. Sorry for the mess up!

100 things I, France, cannot do.

1. I cannot grope England's ass.

2. Nor may I grope anybody's ass.

3. I cannot bribe S. Korea to take panty shots of the female nations.

4. No matter how good the footage is.

5. I cannot play Truth-or-Lie strip.*

6. Even I managed to get get Sweden to strip one time.

7. I cannot show any micronations my porn.

8. They haven't been corrupted.

9. ...yet.

10. I cannot blackmail England to wear a dress.

11. No matter how pretty he looks~!

12. I cannot strip whenever the Olympics come around.

13. Bad idea to do so during the Winter Olympics.

14. America and I cannot plan exploration missions to fully explore England's eyebrows.

15. I cannot say, "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" whenever anybody asks me how big England's eyebrows are.

16. No matter how true it may be.

17. I cannot force the Axis and Allies to disco dance to 'What the Hell'.

18. No matter how amazing our dancing may be.

19. I cannot strip off my clothing during a meeting.

20. Or anywhere, for that matter.

21. S. Korea and I cannot have a race to see who can grope the most people.

22. Because both of us will end up killed.

23. I cannot propose to make Beethoven French when Germany and Austria fight over his nationality.

24. Because Austria will whip me.

25. (Not the sexy innuendo kind)

26. I cannot ask new nations to taste England's food.

27. I cannot interrupt Switzerland's 'terrible childhood sob stories'.

28. Because he would shoot me with his gun.

29. (See 26)

30. I cannot come near Liechtenstein within at least 60 feet.

31. (See 28-29)

32. Spain, Prussia, and I cannot dance to, "Bringing Sexy Back."

33. Especially if we disrupt the entire meeting to do it.

34. I cannot mention Twilight within Romania's hearing.

35. Nor may I ask him if he sparkles.

36. Because someone will get killed.

37. And it's an 80 percent chance it is either me or America.

38. Or both of us.

39. I cannot 'borrow' Japan's Tentacle Porn.

40. We all knew he was a closet pervert, no?

41. I cannot call England's cooking taste of death.

42. Even if it is.

43. I cannot mention 'that night' with England.*

44. There is a reason why his national flower is the rose, yes?

45. Prussia, Spain, and I cannot call ourselves the 'Sexy Three'.

46. Because other nations would jump up and claim that we are not.

47. And kick our gorgeous asses right out of the door.

48. I cannot give Japan any of my 2D porn.

49. At least, not when I'm within 8 feet of him.

50. Because Japanese people have high blood pressure...

51. ...and explosive nosebleeds...

52. Mon dieu...

53. I cannot call England a pussy at driving aggressively.

54. Even if he is.

55. I cannot stick up my 'please have safe sex' signs around the meeting room.

56. Under any circumstances.

57. ...unfortunately...

58. Asking Australia for a Golden Gaytime will not get me laid.

59. It will give me ice cream, however.

60. I wonder where that name came from...

61. I cannot make any jokes about China's true gender.

62. Because he would hit me with his wok.

63. And ladle.

64. And both are very hard.

65. Not to mention the wok is enormous.

66. I cannot flirt with any nations that have very strong older siblings.

67. Several nations fall in this case.

68. So I think I better watch my gorgeous ass carefully, no?

69. I cannot ask to oil wrestle with Turkey.*

70. He doesn't mind it actually; it is just when I put my hand down his pants is what bothers him.

71. But he said it was a quick way to win, no?

72. Any pictures taken by Greece cannot be used as posted in the internet.

73. Even if we look very dashing, yes?

74. I cannot attack England when he named a pig Napoleon.*

75. What? It's illegal in here in France.

76. Such disrespect, no?

77. I cannot injure anybody that says that French people stink.

78. This includes America.

79. I cannot ask anyone if they want to see my 'Eiffel Tower'.

80. Especially if I wiggle my eyebrows and wink while I'm doing it.

81. Threatening to poke my eyes with baguettes will not save me from England's cooking.

82. ...unfortunately...

83. Even if it has saved me once from having to play poker with Monaco.

84. I cannot show anybody paintings of the time England had long hair.

85. Even if he looks very cute, yes?

86. I cannot ask England if he has a 'Bitchfield'.*

87. Do you, Angleterre?

88. Mm, it describes you quite fittingly, you do know.

89. Spain, Prussia, and I cannot kidnap England to blackmail him into wearing his sexy waiter outfit.

90. Even he looks VERY sensuous, yes?

91. I cannot ask for a wine menu at McDonald's.

92. They simply do not have wine at fast food restaurants, unfortunately.

93. No wonder America's food is so terrible.

94. Showing French porn at meetings is not allowed.

95. But I have some really great films!

96. Some people just don't understand great filming...

97. I cannot donate any pictures for Hungary's website.

98. Nor I am allowed to show any micronations her website.

99. By the power vested in me, and for all my wine and cheese, I have been sworn to follow these rules forbidding me from doing these things above, else should I expect severe punishments.

100. ...you really thought I was serious, no? Now, strip for big brother France!

5- In my demented mind, Truth and Lie strip is where one person says something and you're supposed to guess if it's a lie or not. If you're wrong, you have to strip one article of clothing.

43- I'm not implying FrUK here, but I'll let you guys think what that night actually was. It might be where England admits an embarrassing secret or it might actually be FrUK. It's up to you.

69- Oil wrestling is Turkey's national sport. It's where men strip down to naked and cover their bodies with oil. They then put on leather pants and wrestle each other like that until one submits. A common tactic is to put your hand in your opponent's pants.

74- It's illegal to name a pig Napoleon in France.

86- There is actually a town in England named 'Bitchfield."