Miles and Pleasant Surprises pt 2

Sarah woke up naked in the arms of the Goblin King.

AKA, her husband.

She looked at the clock and jumped a mile out of the bed.

"WAKE UP. IT'S NEARLY THREE IN THE AFTERNOON!" she shrieked, causing Jareth to jump slightly and glare icily.

He said nothing as they dressed. It wasn't until they walked out into the cold morning Sarah new why.

"DAD!"

"Hello, Sarah. Hi Jareth."

"Hi" Jareth replied with a smile.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" She demanded, ready to yank everybody's hair out.

There were three rituals she had in the morning. One was a shower. Two was coffee. And three was cuddling with Jareth.

She had been deprived of all three.

Robert Williams hugged his shocked daughter. "Nothing out of the usual, Hun." he said cheerily. "Hows the road trip going, Jareth?"

"Quite slow." He replied dryly.

"OUT OF THE USUAL? DAD, YOU LIVE IN MAINE. WE LIVE IN MAINE. THEN SUDDENLY, YOU JUST SHOW UP IN SOUTH CAROLINA ON THE ROAD TRIP I'M GOING ON WITH MY HUSBAND-UMPH!"

Jareth covered her mouth quickly after "husband" was said, smiling sheepishly at her dad. Sarah's eyes widened and she clamped her mouth shut over his hand as well.

Robert's happy smile was suddenly turned into a fuming rage face. "HUSBAND!"

He grabbed Sarah's left hand, looking for a ring.

He found one the size of Jupiter.

Robert pushed Jareth against the wall, causing Jareth to wince slightly.

"YOU'VE RUINED MY DAUGHTER'S INNOCENCE!"

"Not like she had much left anyway…" Jareth replied with a sly grin.

Sarah could only watch the idiot of a husband she had.

Robert punched Jareth square in the nose, causing him to fall down, groaning in pain.

"WHAT IS YOUR FACE MADE OF!" Robert screamed, clutching his hand in agony.

"How ironic this is." Jareth stated emotionless.

"JARETH!" Sarah snapped, causing him to look up smirking.

"What? My face is made of pure skin and very, very strong muscles that keep me from getting injured."

"THANK YOU, CAPITAIN OBVIOUS!" Robert screamed.

Sarah groaned, burying her face into her hands. "Okay. My father, who lives in Maine, is now on the road trip with my newlywed husband and is on the ground because he punched my husband in the face and it probably fractured his arm. DID I MISS SOMETHING!"

Robert stood up shakily, falling back down in the process. Jareth caught him before he hit the ground, causing Robert to jerk upright out of Jareth's arms.

"YOU GOT MARRIED!"

"Dad, listen to me…"

"WERE YOU IN VIRGINIA…?"

All Robert got from her was an icy silence and a sheepish smile.

He looked at Jareth, then back to Sarah, then back to Jareth. He burst into a fit of giggles, clutching his stomach and falling to the ground, pointing at Jareth.

"Heheehhe! SUCKER! HAHAHAHHAHAH! AAAAAHAHAHHA!" he said in between heavy gasps.

Jareth and Sarah looked at each other with questioning puzzled looks.

Robert got up and headed for his car. "If she's anything like Linda, she'll be playing Christine Daae for the next year. Good luck keeping her to yourself!" He laughed whole heartedly, driving away.

It was Jareth's turn to burst into fits of giggles.

Sarah could do nothing but stand there and watch as the two most important men in her life made fun of her.

"You have an Iron face?"

"Not iron. Indestructible."

She rubbed her temples and went for the car, feeling the headache coming on.

And the trip wasn't even over.