Chapter 10: Peach's Disaster Party
Yoshi got up at 7:00A.M to go talk to the principal about passing out newspapers.
When he got there, he saw the lights in the principal's office on. He locked the van and walked to her office.
"Hello, Yoshi, what brings you here on this Sunday?" asked the principal, whose name is Ms. Miller.
"You know what brings me here," said Yoshi, angrily.
"Look, Yoshi, I don't feel like playing twenty questions with you. Now what is it?"
"What brings me here is that my friend eavesdropped on your conversation with the assistant."
"You mean about you chaosmakers having to pass out newspapers through the next week at 2:00 A.M?"
"Yeah. Firstly, we're not chaosmakers. All we did was make a bunch of holes in the walls on Wednesday. Secondly, you KNOW that passing out newspapers isn't safe. Especially if you're doing it at 2:00A.M? Come on, lady, have some common sense!"
"I do have common sense," she shot back. "You teens need a good punishment for all of this."
"Yeah, sure. I would LOVE to get killed in the middle of the night when we're not even in college yet!"
"Look, Yoshi, get out of here."
"But I haven't even—"
"I SAID GET OUT OF HERE! I DON"T WANNA SEE YOU OR THE CHAOSMAKERS IN HERE UNTIL 1:00A.M TOMMOROW. TELL THEM THAT OKAY!"
Yoshi got out, got in his van, drove home, got into bed and texted everybody exactly what she said. Then, she texted Peach saying, "What time is the party?"
An hour later, she texted back saying, "3:00 at my kingdom. Oh yeah. I also got the other text. I showed my mom it and she had no words to describe how dumb that was."
Daisy replied to Yoshi's text saying, "Darn! I was gonna stay up all night!"
Koopa replied to Yoshi's text saying, "Dang! That's harsh! At least you had enough bravery to talk to her."
Mario replied saying, "Now that's some stupid stuff. You can tell the principal doesn't like us if she said something that me to us."
Luigi replied saying, "Darn! Now I have to go to sleep at 9:00."
At 9:45A.M, when the other two woke up, Yoshi told them what happened beginning to end.
"What's her problem?" asked Kirby.
Yoshi got a reply from Gumball and it said, "It sounds like she wants us to get killed and she'll have some kind of celebration with the assistant and her husband."
"Anyways, let's go get her a couple of video games for her birthday party," said Pikachu. "She has a wii, right?"
"Yeah," answered Yoshi.
"I know what we should get for her birthday," said Kirby.
"What?" asked Yoshi and Pikachu in unison.
"A booty hole," joked Kirby.
"Don't start with me," said Yoshi.
"Whup," said Kirby.
"Let's go to target. They have games for 5.00 a game," said Pikachu.
"Let's go," said Yoshi.
When they got there, they went to the video game section. They also saw Rosalina in the food department.
"Hurry up and pick some games. I want to talk to Rosalina," said Yoshi.
"She isn't here," said Pikachu.
"Is!"
"n't"*
"Just pick the games already, Pokémon," said Yoshi.
"Okay, okay. Mario Party 9, Kirby's Return to Dreamland and Super Smash Bros. Brawl," said Pikachu, getting the three games.
"Okay let's talk to her now," said Yoshi.
"SHE ISN'T HERE!" yelled Pikachu.
Rosalina looked over at the video game section and saw Yoshi and his friends. She was walking over there.
"Uh, Pikachu, I think he's right," said Kirby. "She's coming this way."
Yoshi turned around and saw Rosalina. She had on her normal light blue dress and had blonde hair with some covering her left eye. (A/n: That proves I know her!)
"Oh, hey," said Yoshi.
"I don't talk to strangers," she said.
"Ha-ha! Good joke! Now hi," repeated Yoshi, a little annoyed.
"I don't talk to strangers," she repeated.
"Come on guys, let's check out," said Yoshi, walking away.
"Hey wait! I was just playing around," said Rosalina. "So, what's with all the games? Ya'll have a party or something?"
"No," answered Yoshi. "It's for our friend. Peach's birthday is today and we were out to get her gifts. You know? That girl who always get captured and—"
"I know her. So, are these your little buddies?"
"Yeah. The yellow one"—pointing at Pikachu— "always gets me into hell."
"Hey!" said Pikachu.
"How 'bout the pink one? Does he put you into hell?"
"Sometimes," said Yoshi.
"Never," said Kirby.
"SOMETIMES!"
"NEVER!"
"And us three usually scream at each other for no reason," said Yoshi.
"Like that time when I ate his chips secretly, he went off on me," said Pikachu.
"Yeah that was pretty funny," said Kirby. "And I am one of those people who like to suck people up all the time." He smiled evilly at the two.
"Don't you dare," said Yoshi.
Kirby sucked them up anyway and spit them out into one of the empty shelves in the store. The two groaned in pain. Yoshi recovered pretty fast.
"Well, here's my phone number," said Yoshi, writing it down on a piece of paper and giving it to her.
"Well see you at 2:00A.M," said Rosalina.
"Okay. Wait what?" asked Yoshi.
"The newspaper job," said Kirby, not surprised that he forgot about it already.
"Oh yeah. I forgot that the principal yelled at me for that."
"Alright let's go check out before we all start crying," said Pikachu, sarcastically.
"Crying?" asked Kirby.
Pikachu didn't listen. The other two shrugged.
They checked out, went home and had their own party basically until the real party came.
-3:00 Peach's castle-
It was going really well. Peach had music going on, her dad was barbequing and everybody was having fun.
"I wonder where Bowser is," said Mario, looking around. (A/n: And I'm surprised he's worried about him!)
"Don't worry about him! He'll poop the party real good!" said Daisy, dancing with Luigi.
Then, all of a sudden, one of Peach's toads turned down the music.
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!" yelled Wario and Koopa simultaneously.
Everyone laughed.
"Can we have the music or nah!?" said Patrick.
"Wait," said Peach. "Okay…. MAKE IT RAIN!"
From inside the castle, it started sprinkling. And the music came back on. Mackamore was singing thrift shop. Everyone sang simultaneously to him.
The three best friends ran to Mario.
"Come on man. This is a party. We've got to work tomorrow. Let's make this the best day ever!" said Pikachu.
"I don't want to dance. I feel like someone's gonna laugh at me," said Mario.
"Look Mario, over there," said Yoshi, pointing to where SpongeBob and Patrick were doing the Goofy Goober and everybody was laughing. "They're being laughed at, so there's nothing to be scared about."
"Alright!" yelled Mario happily. He started dancing.
Then, again, the music turned down.
"Aww, come on!" said Kirby. "It's a party!"
"Tomorrow, we've got to work," said Waluigi.
"So, let's make it the—" Gumball got cut off.
"Best day ever!" sang SpongeBob.
"Best day ever!" repeated everybody else.
"It's the best day ever!" sang SpongeBob.
"Best day ever!"
The music turned back on. The teens made a circle around SpongeBob so they could see him moves. He did the "tornado" on his head upside down.
"That's some sweet moves!" said Luigi.
After an hour of partying, it was time to eat.
"Yes! Finally! Food!" said Wario, being the first one in line.
While everyone was eating, Mario, Luigi, Pikachu, Kirby and Yoshi volunteered in a game of Uno with Peach.
"Change the color to red!" said Yoshi.
"Darn!" said Pikachu.
Mario put down a red 'get two cards' card. "Peach, get two cards," he said.
"Doug it!" said Peach reaching for the deck.
Luigi put down a 'change the color' card. "Change the color to green!"
"Dang it!" said Yoshi.
"Did you do that just because that's the color that you represent?" asked Kirby.
"No," said Luigi. "I have all greens." Luigi face palmed after he said that.
"Luigi!" said Pikachu, Yoshi, Peach and Mario in unison.
"That's all I needed to know," said Kirby putting down another change color card. "Change it to yellow."
"Kirby the trickster," said Pikachu.
"Yep," said Kirby.
"Luigi!" said Mario. "How could you let a pink ball trick you?!"
"I don't know," said Luigi.
Ten minutes later, Kirby won the game.
"I could've won," said Luigi, "if Kirby didn't trick me."
"Actually, I could've. If Pikachu didn't put down that 'get four cards' and if Peach didn't change the color to blue," said Yoshi.
"That was just a birthday gift for me," said Peach, smiling.
After five more minutes of everyone eating hot dogs and fries, it was time to open up presents.
But, a minute later, sunshine and clouds from outside turned into thunder. The wind was howling really hard and it started pouring down raining. And the ceiling broke off. It was Bowser! (If you're wondering how he got here, ask Daisy. She invited him here to capture Peach. Oh yeah, this war is not over!)
Bowser ate a potion and he turned big. Then, he snatched Peach into his hand.
"See you later, suckers! Bwahaha!" said Bowser. He ran away.
Kirby turned water Kirby and got his surfboard out. "Yoshi, Pikachu, come on."
They went with him. Before they left Yoshi said to Mario, "We're gonna do your job this time." With that the surfboard zoomed out.
"This wind is pouring down!" said Yoshi.
"How could he make such a disaster to an awesome party?!" asked Pikachu.
"Guys. More focusing, less talking," said Kirby.
"Yes sir!" said Pikachu and Yoshi in unison.
After five minutes in the trip, they caught up to Bowser.
"Hey, Bowser! You know we're gonna beat you. So you might as well drop her!" yelled Kirby.
"Never!" said Bowser.
He ran even faster.
"This calls for a motorcycle!" said Kirby, turning into 'Motorcycle Kirby.' With that he zoomed off.
Five more minutes later, they caught up with him.
Kirby ran all over Bowser. That made him keep laughing. Then, he stopped and caught all three of them.
"You look like a good snack," said Bowser opening his mouth.
"No!" said Peach.
"Shut up, Toadstool," said Bowser. Then, he tossed the three in his mouth. "Here's your stupid Motorcycle," he said, throwing it into the mouth too. It hit Yoshi.
"Learn how to aim Bowser!" said Yoshi.
"Well looks like we're stuck in here until he decides to actually swallow us," said Kirby.
"Wait Kirby! Come on Yoshi, let's hop back on the motorcycle," said Pikachu. He grabbed Yoshi and Kirby got Motorcycle Kirby again.
"Okay, Kirby, just keep riding into his teeth until he lets loose," explained Pikachu.
Kirby did what he said.
"Ow! Ow! It feels like your shredding off my teeth!" said Bowser. He opened his mouth and they were out.
"Get back here!" said Bowser. He ran towards them.
Kirby sat there.
"What're you doing!?" said Yoshi. "Let's get out of here!"
"Hold on!" said Kirby. Then he went up Bowser and snatched Peach out of Bowser's hand.
"Let's get the heck outta here," said Yoshi.
They drove, not to the Mushroom Kingdom, but to a building. They were about to crash.
"Kirby! Why the heck do you keep making bad choices," said Pikachu.
"I'm not," said Kirby. "I'm doing logic. This motorcycle can roll up a building, but Bowser can't."
When they got to the top of the building, they just stayed there. Then the shadow of Bowser came. He was trying to jump on them but he jumped on the building because Kirby moved out of the way just in time. So, he stayed there, his big body on one of the workers at that building.
Then, sunshine and clouds came back. The sounds of happy birds were chirping. And the trees were fixed, magically.
Mostly what Peach got were Wii games, gift cards, birthday money and birthday cards.
"Thank you for the gifts you've gotten me and thank you to the people who saved me from Bowser," said Peach.
Everyone stared at Kirby.
"It wasn't just me," he said.
"And until 6:00, let's party on!" she yelled. She walked to her room to put all her gifts up.
The music came back on and it started sprinkling in some places of the castle.
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