I am so incredibly bored, but yet I don't want to write, yet I did set a goal for a chapter a day and plus I have nothing else productive to do.
Blah.
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Pinki's directory buzzed on the black desk. She picked it up and saw that Danny had messaged her.
"We have an emergency also, could you please come over here ASAP?" she read.
"Sure, øn my way." Pinki messaged back and poofed away.
"What's gøing øn?" she asked as soon as she was in the drastically improved ABF, with her now being in a small lobby with about 6 cameras pointed straight towards her and a security room to her side. "Is this a trap?"
"No, you're fine," Danny said as he opened the security room door and motioned for Pinki to get inside. She did so and looked around at the many monitors, most of them for the security cameras and a couple had desktops full of shortcuts to tons of games.
"Yøu guys sure fixed this place up fast," Pinki commented.
"Yeah, but that's not the point. We have two problems: Sin's captured and Chip's dead," Danny told her.
"WHAT?!" Pinki freaked out. "HØW THE FUCK IS CHIP DEAD?!"
"Long story short, Sin sacrificed him to Shrek."
Pinki bagpalmed. "Are yøu seriøusly fucking kidding me right nøw?" she asked while sitting down in an office chair.
"No, I'm not, but I don't think we can revive him now, right?" Danny sat down himself.
"Yeah, prøbably nøt. He was a bit øf a perv and all, but it wøuld've been better if he was alive."
"So putting that aside, we need to get Sin back."
"Yeah, about that, how'd he even get captured?"
"He was setting up the lobby area when some Bacons dragged him away. He passed out as soon as one touched him."
Pinki sighed. "Økay, this is getting øut øf hand, aløng with being unnatural. Was he aløne in the røøm when it happened?"
"Yep."
Her suspicions were confirmed. "Sømehøw, whenever any øf us are aløne, sømeøne sends Bacøns tø us. I just had that happen tø me beføre yøu messaged me."
"Lame," Danny grumbled. "So we need to get Sin back. I haven't heard anything from him, though."
"Either he's dead alsø ør the Bacøns tøøk his directøry. We need tø gø his løcatiøn and kill every single øne øf the Bacøns. It really shøuldn't be tøø hard."
"Or wait, I've got an idea," Danny suddenly was in deep thought and a couple seconds later, Sin was lying unconscious on the floor. "There we go."
"But we need tø kill the Bacøns anyways, and they'll have inførmatiøn abøut whø the fuck is døing this, alsø Sin needs tø be punished killing øff Chip even thøugh we actually cøuld revive him."
"Øh, right," Danny sent Sin back to the Bacon HQ. "So what's the plan?"
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Fuck school.
