Please excuse the long gap and how short this chapter is! I've been really busy... ''
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Haruhi sat up in her bed.
Only, it wasn't her bed.
"SHI--! ...Oh god, please don't tell me I did what I think I did..." she lifted up the sheets. Good, I'm still wearing clothes, she thought. She then looked to her left...
"Kaoru, what are we doing in the same bed!" she nearly screamed at him.
"Nothing bad... unless you want to do that," he winked seductively yet jokingly. "We could alwa-- ow!" he whined as she hit him. "Well, really, you fell asleep while Hikaru was looking for you... well, he still is, he's terrible at this game."
So it was a dream. "When did I fall asleep?"
Kaoru thought for a moment, then replied, "Chapter 4. After I said that if this was a shojo manga you and Tamaki would be all lovey-dovey and stuff."
"Oh... okay," Haruhi replied after a moment.
A few moments of silence elapsed before Haruhi muttered to herself, "What an odd dream..."
Which Kaoru heard, of course. "What happened?"
Haruhi sat back against the headrest and closed her eyes. "...Well, all of the other host club members came here, it turned out you guys had been spying on Hikaru and me..." Kaoru sweatdropped as she said that, "...Kyoya stole Hikaru's journal, we went to get it, we came back, Hikaru found me, a few weeks passed, you asked me out, Tamaki came to my home and set my table on fire, he told Kyoya that he loved me, Kyoya called him an idiot," she explained. "It was reall--"
She was cut off as she felt something warm and wet press her lips, which almost instantly went away. She opened her eyes and saw Kaoru with red ears, facing the other way.
Wait, did Kaoru just kiss me?
"What the hell? Can you get any more random than that?" she asked. (A/N: OOC much?) He flinched a bit.
He turned around, and started, "Haruhi, I'm r-really sorry, I didn't mean to..." he stood up and walked towards the door, Haruhi following him. Seeing as he refused to look at her, she grabbed his face and turned it, about to say something.
And, of course, that was right when someone opened the door, hitting Haruhi and causing her to fall on top of Kaoru, lips locking.
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a/n: I KNOW, I'M TERRIBLE ;-; SORRY.
Please forgive how horrible this chapter is.