EPISODE 10: ROBOTNIK DEMOLISHES DEDEDE'S DOMINION: FOR REALS THIS TIME!
Listening Music: Kirby Triple Deluxe: Masked Dedede
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The King's True Power
Masked Dedede
Dedede quickly leaped toward Robotnik, slamming his hammer downward! Robotnik punched the hammer on its downward arc, sending it backwards! Dedede caught it, however, and resumed his furious attacking!
Dedede swung his hammer around repeatedly, trying to hit Robotnik, each swing more powerful and quick than the last! Robotnik dodged and blocked each one, but he was getting weaker, and each block pushed him closer to the electrified walls!
Dedede pressed a button on his hammer, and the hammer became charged with electricity, sparking visibly! Robotnik saw an opportunity, and dodged out of the way, causing Dedede to smack the electrified wall with his hammer!
Unfortunately, this did not faze him in the slightest! Dedede turned around, no worse for wear!
"WHAT ARE YOU?!" Robotnik yelled.
"I AM… THE KING OF DREAM LAND!" Dedede leapt high up into the air, and shot a massive salvo of missiles out of the front of his hammer!
Robotnik dodged and leaped to the side, but the missiles kept following him! He activated his magnet glove, using it to send the volley back at Dedede!
Dedede readied himself and spun around so fast his movements became a blur, smacking all the missiles away into the air, where they all exploded at once! He touched down, and pressed another button on his hammer!
The magnet glove on Robotnik's hand shook violently, and popped and crackled, smoke rising off of it like a well-done steak!
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Robotnik demanded.
"That thing was gettin' ta be mighty big nuisance, so I gave it a dash of EMP!" Dedede lifted his hammer, and the front opened.
Robotnik jumped out of the way, just barely, as a massive stream of flames erupted out of the front of the hammer! Dedede whirled the hammer around, sending the onslaught back towards Robotnik! He dodged again, and the hammer melted off part of the electrified walls, leaving a large, sparking hole!
Robotnik rushed towards the sparking hole, which had several wires exposed! He grabbed a live cable with the now-defunct magnet glove, which was specially coated with rubber to nullify electricity! He ripped it out of the wall, and held it in front of him, the piece of wire still sparking!
Dedede rushed at Robotnik, trying to smack him, but Robotnik blocked the hammer with the cable, parrying it away! Dedede leapt backwards, launching more missiles, but Robotnik smacked them all out of the way, making them all explode in the air!
Dedede growled and jumped high up in the air, charging up a huge beam with his hammer! Robotnik leapt up in the air towards him, sparking wire aimed directly towards Dedede!
Dedede shot the beam at Robotnik, but he just barely missed! Robotnik slammed Dedede in the gut with the wire, making him fall to the ground!
Listening Music: Masked Dedede Metal Cover (GaMetal)
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Dedede got up slowly, his mask having cracked a bit!
"I… WILL NOT LOSE... "
He leaped up and his hammer got even bigger, with a massive cannon on one side and an axe blade on the other!
"TO A WORTHLESS FAT INVADER!"
Robotnik sneered. "LOOK WHO YOU'RE CALLING FAT!"
Dedede growled in rage and leaped up into the air, slamming the axe blade into the arena floor!
He quickly turned around and tossed the hammer, causing it to whirl around like a boomerang! Robotnik jumped above it, and it slice through all the walls of the flying arena, causing them to fall apart!
Dedede caught the hammer without missing a beat, and quickly swung around the hammer at a ridiculous speed, so much so that he could fly through the air!
Robotnik frantically dodged as Dedede swooped and whirled at him, then jumped on top of one of the Dedede statues on the corners of the arena, tore off its head, jumped above Dedede, and drop kicked it toward him!
Dedede quickly stopped spinning, and activated the flamethrower in his hammer, melting the statue head before it could hit him, then launching a volley of missiles at Robotnik!
Robotnik quickly jumped off the statue, tore out a section of the floor, and threw it at the missiles, blocking them all! A fragment of the chunk still flew towards Dedede, and he smacked it back at Robotnik!
Robotnik punched it back at Dedede, but he sliced it in half with the axe!
Robotnik grabbed a battleaxe that one of the statues was holding, and sliced at Dedede, who quickly blocked it, and knocked Robotnik to the ground! Dedede swung at Robotnik again, but Robotnik held him off with the ax handle!
Sparks flew off the ax handle as Dedede tried to push through it, but Robotnik saw his chance and kicked Dedede in the belly! This threw him off long enough for Robotnik to get up and land a massive kick directly to Dedede's face!
The mask cracked even more!
Dedede jumped into the air, and slammed the ax blade into the floor of the arena so hard that it cracked in half, and fell to the ground at terminal velocity! Robotnik held onto his battleaxe, and readied himself for another onslaught!
Dedede aimed his hammer away from Robotnik, and fired a beam at a nearby arena chunk, launching himself at Robotnik!
Their respective axes clashed repeatedly, sending out massive clanging sounds as their blades struck! Robotnik kicked Dedede to knock him away, and started spinning around while holding the axe!
Dedede laughed! "HAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T MASTER MAH TECHNIQUE SO QUICKLY-"
Robotnik cut him off with an ax slash directly to Dedede's face, knocking off what was left of his mask!
Dedede started spinning around again, slamming into Robotnik's own spinning technique again and again! Dedede slammed into a chunk of arena, sending at Robotnik, only for Robotnik to slice it into little tiny pieces!
The two clashed with each other, both pushing with all their might, until the struggle broke and both were sent flying!
Dedede saw a massive hunk of stone falling towards him, whacking it towards Robotnik! Robotnik frantically looked around for anything to use! Seeing another Dedede statue, he grabbed it, and got into a batting stance!
"TIME FOR A GRRRRRAND SLAM!" Robotnik hit the piece of stone back at Dedede, sending it back towards him too fast for him to react, and it hit him at full force!
Robotnik quickly grabbed the battleaxe the statue was holding in his other hand, and charged towards Dedede, dual wielding battleaxes!
Dedede launched more missiles at Robotnik, but he slashed furiously with his axes and knocked every single one of them away, and continued charging!
Dedede tried to block, but he couldn't defend very well against two battleaxes at once! He tried firing a gigantic beam from his hammer, but Robotnik jammed one of his blades in the hole!
The hammer sparked and started exploding! Robotnik kicked Dedede upwards, where the hammer blew up in a spectactular fashion, sending Dedede hurtling downwards!
Robotnik hefted his ax, wound up, and smacked Dedede's head with the flat end, sending him zooming downwards directly into his castle, which blew up and caused a massive mushroom cloud upon impact!
Robotnik started to do a victory dance again, but remembered that he was falling from the sky at terminal velocity!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
His screaming was cut off by Adeleine, who had again given herself wings, catching him.
"MANY THANKS, ADELEINE!" Robotnik said.
Adeleine nodded silently.
AN HOUR OR SO LATER AT CAPPY TOWN!
Listening Music: Kirby's Dream Land: Ending Theme
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"ALL HAIL THE GREAT HERO, THAT FREED DREAM LAND FROM THE KING'S RULE!"
All the Cappies were bowing at Robotnik's feet!
He did not know what to make of this. He expected them to be running in fear, not respect!
Oh well. A new territory conquered is a new territory conquered, no matter how it is gained.
"EVERYONE! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!" Robotnik yelled. All the Cappies immediately stopped cheering and listened intently.
"SADLY, I CANNOT STAY IN YOUR HUMBLE VILLAGE FOR LONG, AS I HAVE PLACES TO GO AND THINGS TO DO!" The Cappies looked sad. "HOWEVER, I ELECT THE HUMBLE ADELEINE TO WATCH OVER YOU AS YOUR RULER UNTIL I RETURN!"
More cheers.
"ALL HAIL THE GREAT ADELEINE! ALL HAIL!"
"WE MUST CELEBRATE!" A Cappy rolled out a massive tray full of different unhealthily succulent meat dishes. "PLEASE STAY A LITTLE LONGER, GREAT HERO!"
Robotnik thought about this for all of one second before his mind immediately made its decision.
There was much feasting that night.
As Robotnik walked back towards the teleportation rendezvous point, he felt something tap on his back.
He turned around, and Adeleine was standing there.
"WHAT IS IT?" Adeleine said nothing, but she looked quite downcast. Robotnik went through all the possibilities of what she was thinking in his head, tossed out ninety percent of them because they were horrible and disgusting, and settled on the most obvious one.
"You're afraid of being treated badly because of your powers, aren't you?"
Adeleine looked surprised. It took a tremendous effort for Robotnik to not yell at the top of his lungs.
Robotnik bent down and looked at her. "Don't worry- if anyone does, I'll come back and sort them out."
Adeleine's expression brightened, and a grin appeared on her face.
She quickly drew a rubber ball with a smiley face on it, and tossed it to Robotnik.
He caught it, stared at it for a moment, and stuck it in his pocket. He waved to Adeleine as he walked away.
She waved back.
And it was said that the tyrant's heart grew three sizes that day.
Listening Music: Kirby Right Back At Ya- Escargoon's Theme
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"Whew, glad I got out of there!"
Escargoon surveyed the ruins of Castle Dedede from the hill.
"So, Dedede's… dead, huh?" Escargoon grinned. "HAHAHAHAHA, NOW DREAM LAND WILL BE MINE NOW THAT I'M NO LONGER UNDER THAT PESKY PENGUIN'S THUMB-"
"I'm an eagle, Escargoon."
Escargoon hurriedly turned around, and Dedede was standing there, looking very beat up.
"YOUR MAJESTY! I didn't see you there-"
"Save your grand plans until after I kick it, Escargoon. We're goin' back to mah castle!"
Escargoon raised his eyebrow. "Why, exactly?"
"Where's that mecha you were usin' earlier? We need to get it back and fix it up!"
Dedede ran off, back toward the castle.
"Your Majesty, wait for me!"
WILL ROBOTNIK GET TO FIGHT A NON-KIRBY OPPONENT NOW?
WILL DEDEDE COME BACK AS A GREATER THREAT?
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO COCONUTS?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "ROBOTNIK ENGAGES IN MORE RANDOM STUPIDITY!"
Author's Note: So yeah, this is the end of the Dedede Arc. I'm not going to reveal the name of the next one until the main antagonist is know, but it'll be longer than this one, at least 10 episodes. I hope you all are having fun reading this, I'm certainly having a lot of fun writing it!
Suggestions for characters to appear in the comments are appreciated!