Lila: As much as I wanted to update "Talent is.." again but I feel it is
only fair that I update my other stories as well. Plus I just came up with
some really mean.I mean amusing story ideas.
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 10
"How is he?" Mai asked. Her face was riddles with guilt as Bakura came down the bamboo staircase from Yami Bakura's room.
"I've given him his magazine collection, made him a fruit smoothie and put him in a hammock. I've done all that I can." Bakura said and walked off.
Mai gulped.
"Don't worry Mai." Joey said. "You should be relieved. Usually Yami Bakura sends people straight to the shadow realm when they piss him off."
Mai relaxed a little.
"Either that or he's taking his time plotting his revenge." Seto said casually as he walked by.
Mai burst out crying.
"Kaiba you're not helping!" Joey snapped.
"I'm just being honest." Seto smirked at Joey.
"I'm bored." Malik muttered.
"I'm hungry." Tea groaned.
"STOP COMPLAINING!" Yami Bakura snapped from above.
Everyone cringed at the booming voice.
"I know!" Joey shouted. "Let's go fishing!"
Yugi, Tea, Mai and Malik all groaned.
"What?" Joey asked.
"Fishing is boring." Tea said.
"And it takes for ever to catch a fish." Mai added.
"Not if you're the greatest fisherman in the world." Joey grinned proudly.
"Of course he's referring to himself." Tea groaned.
"How do you expect to go fishing without a boat?" Yugi asked.
"Or fishing rods?" Malik added.
"Or bait?" Mai mentioned.
"Easy. We make the boat and rods and search for different bait to try." Tristan said.
"You're going to build a boat?" Yugi's eyes got big.
"Bad idea. Bad idea!" Bakura said.
"In that case Bakura. You can help me build the boat." Joey said slapping him on the back hard enough that he almost fell over.
"Sometimes I think you don't even listen to what I'm saying." Bakura snuffed.
"Sure Bakura. You can paint it any colour you like." Joey said absent- mindedly.
"I don't want to paint the friggen boat. There's no paint." Bakura snapped.
"We'll make the rods." Seto said Referring to Duke (who had now healed over) and himself.
"I guess we'll look for the bait then." Tristan said, looking at Yami Malik and Yami.
"Bad Idea!" Bakura shouted again. But by this time all of them had dispersed and were busy completing tasks.
"So what do you want to do?" Tea asked.
"What Joey and Bakura hurt themselves building the boat, watch Duke and Seto break a bunch of sticks or watch Tristan and the Yamis get attacked by the natural wildlife on the island?" Mai asked.
"Boat."
"Boat."
"Boat."
"Ow! Joey that hurt!" Bakura yelled.
"Sorry." Joey grinned sheepishly as he turned, smacking Bakura once again with the long tree branch he'd picked up.
"Cut that out!" Bakura yelled.
Joey finally set the sticks down. "So it guess we should tie them together." Joey said.
"Great idea Sherlock." Bakura said dryly.
"Thank you Bakura." Joey said. (That boy really needs to pick up on sarcasm)
The boys took the ropes they'd taken from the tree house and began to tie it around the sticks in a raft-like formation. They eventually finished.
Yugi watched from further up the beach. "Five bucks says that Bakura eventually snaps on Joey and Beats the crap out of him."
"Five bucks says Joey kills poor Bakura before he even has a chance to snap."
"There. All done." Joey smiled with pride "How about a test run?"
Bakura was getting nervous but nodded none the less.
The boys began to push the raft out in the water. The glided out onto the sea's surface just before it sank like a rock to the bottom.
The boys stood in momentary silence.
"Maybe we should use different wood." Joey said scratching his head.
"How about some that floats." Bakura glared. (Bakura Anger Level: 5/10)
The boys gathered more wood (of a tree that wouldn't sink: they must have tested them first) and began tying them together into another raft..
"There. Even better than the last one." Joey smiled.
The boys began to push the raft out and it glided out into the water. It then burst into a thousand pieces as the rope around the sticks disintegrated.
Bakura turned to Joey. "What just happened?"
"Maybe I shouldn't have used the really old rope." Joey said.
"What old rope?" Bakura asked.
"The one that smelled like cheese." Joey said.
"The cheese rope?" Bakura asked. "You used the cheese rope?"
"What's wrong with that?" Joey asked.
"It's made of cheese!" Bakura shouted. (Bakura anger level 6/10)
"A rope made of cheese?" Joey asked.
"It was food we were saving! You just sent our food out to see!" Bakura yelled.
"How was I supposed to know that we had a rope made out of cheese?" Joey said defiantly.
"Because you bought it at the gift shop when you rented that damn boat that nearly killed us and stranded us on this island!" Bakura shouted. (Bakura anger level 7/10)
"Calm down man. I'll go get a better rope." Joey said.
Bakura decided to muster up all the manners he had and went off to collect MORE sticks for the raft. (Bakura anger level 4/10)
Joey returned with a new rope and the boys, ONCE AGAIN, began to tie the sticks together into ANOTHER raft.
Bakura examined this one carefully. No holes, sturdy rope and sticks that did in fact float. Everything looked to be in place.
The boys began to push the raft out. "Third times a charm right?" Joey laughed slightly.
The raft glided out onto the water...and continued to do so.
"Alright!" Joey shouted! "Give me five Bakura!" He turned to receive the high five and found Bakura to be no place in sight. "Bakura?" He looked out at the raft. Joey had accidentally tied Bakura to the raft and Bakura was now drowning as the raft dragged him by his ankle through the water.
Joey ran after the raft and quickly dragged it back into shore. He untied poor Bakura and laid him on the beach. "Bakura? Bakura wake up man." (Bakura anger level 0/0)
"Told ya." Mai said holding out her hand for the five dollars.
"Bakura!" Joey yelled and toppled onto Bakura. The force of Joey's body caused Bakura to spit up the water like a geyser
Joey hugged Bakura. "Oh thank goodness. I thought you were a goner."
Bakura smiled and motioned for Joey to lean in closer. Bakura leaned forward to whisper but then shouted while grabbing Joey by the scruff of his shirt. (Bakura Anger Level Really freaking high/10)
"What the [beep] is wrong with you? [beep][beep] nearly died. [beep] [beep] Mai." Bakura yelled.
"Did he just say something about me?" Mai said.
"Actually I think he just called him an Apple Pie." Yugi said. "All the censorship beeps are making it hard to hear."
Lila: You're not supposed to be able to hear that!
Yugi: Whoops. Sorry.
"I believe you owe me five bucks." Yugi said.
Mai reluctantly handed him the money.
"You two make me sick." Tea said with disgust.
"Oh please. You were betting me on when Yugi was going to hit puberty." Mai said.
"Tea!" Yugi shouted.
"Mai!" Tea snapped.
"Well the bet never fanned out anyway. It was taking to freaking long." Mai said.
Malik began to snicker.
"Yeah. Yeah. Laugh it up Malik." Yugi glared at all of them. "I'll have you all know I hit puberty ages ago."
"Sure you did Yugi." Mai cooed. "That's why you're nearly 4 feet tall."
"I did!"
"Should we help Joey? Bakura is giving him a pretty good beating." Malik finally noticed.
"Give him a few more minutes to get it all out. He'll sleep good tonight." Tea said.
"I have so hit puberty." Yugi muttered under his breath.
END OF CHAPTER 10
That's all the writing I can do for now. I'll update soon. The more reviews the better please!
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 10
"How is he?" Mai asked. Her face was riddles with guilt as Bakura came down the bamboo staircase from Yami Bakura's room.
"I've given him his magazine collection, made him a fruit smoothie and put him in a hammock. I've done all that I can." Bakura said and walked off.
Mai gulped.
"Don't worry Mai." Joey said. "You should be relieved. Usually Yami Bakura sends people straight to the shadow realm when they piss him off."
Mai relaxed a little.
"Either that or he's taking his time plotting his revenge." Seto said casually as he walked by.
Mai burst out crying.
"Kaiba you're not helping!" Joey snapped.
"I'm just being honest." Seto smirked at Joey.
"I'm bored." Malik muttered.
"I'm hungry." Tea groaned.
"STOP COMPLAINING!" Yami Bakura snapped from above.
Everyone cringed at the booming voice.
"I know!" Joey shouted. "Let's go fishing!"
Yugi, Tea, Mai and Malik all groaned.
"What?" Joey asked.
"Fishing is boring." Tea said.
"And it takes for ever to catch a fish." Mai added.
"Not if you're the greatest fisherman in the world." Joey grinned proudly.
"Of course he's referring to himself." Tea groaned.
"How do you expect to go fishing without a boat?" Yugi asked.
"Or fishing rods?" Malik added.
"Or bait?" Mai mentioned.
"Easy. We make the boat and rods and search for different bait to try." Tristan said.
"You're going to build a boat?" Yugi's eyes got big.
"Bad idea. Bad idea!" Bakura said.
"In that case Bakura. You can help me build the boat." Joey said slapping him on the back hard enough that he almost fell over.
"Sometimes I think you don't even listen to what I'm saying." Bakura snuffed.
"Sure Bakura. You can paint it any colour you like." Joey said absent- mindedly.
"I don't want to paint the friggen boat. There's no paint." Bakura snapped.
"We'll make the rods." Seto said Referring to Duke (who had now healed over) and himself.
"I guess we'll look for the bait then." Tristan said, looking at Yami Malik and Yami.
"Bad Idea!" Bakura shouted again. But by this time all of them had dispersed and were busy completing tasks.
"So what do you want to do?" Tea asked.
"What Joey and Bakura hurt themselves building the boat, watch Duke and Seto break a bunch of sticks or watch Tristan and the Yamis get attacked by the natural wildlife on the island?" Mai asked.
"Boat."
"Boat."
"Boat."
"Ow! Joey that hurt!" Bakura yelled.
"Sorry." Joey grinned sheepishly as he turned, smacking Bakura once again with the long tree branch he'd picked up.
"Cut that out!" Bakura yelled.
Joey finally set the sticks down. "So it guess we should tie them together." Joey said.
"Great idea Sherlock." Bakura said dryly.
"Thank you Bakura." Joey said. (That boy really needs to pick up on sarcasm)
The boys took the ropes they'd taken from the tree house and began to tie it around the sticks in a raft-like formation. They eventually finished.
Yugi watched from further up the beach. "Five bucks says that Bakura eventually snaps on Joey and Beats the crap out of him."
"Five bucks says Joey kills poor Bakura before he even has a chance to snap."
"There. All done." Joey smiled with pride "How about a test run?"
Bakura was getting nervous but nodded none the less.
The boys began to push the raft out in the water. The glided out onto the sea's surface just before it sank like a rock to the bottom.
The boys stood in momentary silence.
"Maybe we should use different wood." Joey said scratching his head.
"How about some that floats." Bakura glared. (Bakura Anger Level: 5/10)
The boys gathered more wood (of a tree that wouldn't sink: they must have tested them first) and began tying them together into another raft..
"There. Even better than the last one." Joey smiled.
The boys began to push the raft out and it glided out into the water. It then burst into a thousand pieces as the rope around the sticks disintegrated.
Bakura turned to Joey. "What just happened?"
"Maybe I shouldn't have used the really old rope." Joey said.
"What old rope?" Bakura asked.
"The one that smelled like cheese." Joey said.
"The cheese rope?" Bakura asked. "You used the cheese rope?"
"What's wrong with that?" Joey asked.
"It's made of cheese!" Bakura shouted. (Bakura anger level 6/10)
"A rope made of cheese?" Joey asked.
"It was food we were saving! You just sent our food out to see!" Bakura yelled.
"How was I supposed to know that we had a rope made out of cheese?" Joey said defiantly.
"Because you bought it at the gift shop when you rented that damn boat that nearly killed us and stranded us on this island!" Bakura shouted. (Bakura anger level 7/10)
"Calm down man. I'll go get a better rope." Joey said.
Bakura decided to muster up all the manners he had and went off to collect MORE sticks for the raft. (Bakura anger level 4/10)
Joey returned with a new rope and the boys, ONCE AGAIN, began to tie the sticks together into ANOTHER raft.
Bakura examined this one carefully. No holes, sturdy rope and sticks that did in fact float. Everything looked to be in place.
The boys began to push the raft out. "Third times a charm right?" Joey laughed slightly.
The raft glided out onto the water...and continued to do so.
"Alright!" Joey shouted! "Give me five Bakura!" He turned to receive the high five and found Bakura to be no place in sight. "Bakura?" He looked out at the raft. Joey had accidentally tied Bakura to the raft and Bakura was now drowning as the raft dragged him by his ankle through the water.
Joey ran after the raft and quickly dragged it back into shore. He untied poor Bakura and laid him on the beach. "Bakura? Bakura wake up man." (Bakura anger level 0/0)
"Told ya." Mai said holding out her hand for the five dollars.
"Bakura!" Joey yelled and toppled onto Bakura. The force of Joey's body caused Bakura to spit up the water like a geyser
Joey hugged Bakura. "Oh thank goodness. I thought you were a goner."
Bakura smiled and motioned for Joey to lean in closer. Bakura leaned forward to whisper but then shouted while grabbing Joey by the scruff of his shirt. (Bakura Anger Level Really freaking high/10)
"What the [beep] is wrong with you? [beep][beep] nearly died. [beep] [beep] Mai." Bakura yelled.
"Did he just say something about me?" Mai said.
"Actually I think he just called him an Apple Pie." Yugi said. "All the censorship beeps are making it hard to hear."
Lila: You're not supposed to be able to hear that!
Yugi: Whoops. Sorry.
"I believe you owe me five bucks." Yugi said.
Mai reluctantly handed him the money.
"You two make me sick." Tea said with disgust.
"Oh please. You were betting me on when Yugi was going to hit puberty." Mai said.
"Tea!" Yugi shouted.
"Mai!" Tea snapped.
"Well the bet never fanned out anyway. It was taking to freaking long." Mai said.
Malik began to snicker.
"Yeah. Yeah. Laugh it up Malik." Yugi glared at all of them. "I'll have you all know I hit puberty ages ago."
"Sure you did Yugi." Mai cooed. "That's why you're nearly 4 feet tall."
"I did!"
"Should we help Joey? Bakura is giving him a pretty good beating." Malik finally noticed.
"Give him a few more minutes to get it all out. He'll sleep good tonight." Tea said.
"I have so hit puberty." Yugi muttered under his breath.
END OF CHAPTER 10
That's all the writing I can do for now. I'll update soon. The more reviews the better please!